r/news • u/Orange_fury • Oct 14 '20

Title Not From Article First lady: Barron Trump positive for COVID, no symptoms

https://apnews.com/article/virus-outbreak-politics-barron-trump-8d87cdfcba2dbbf355523d59618135b9
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u/SpaceCadetriment Oct 14 '20

Not even gonna become a griller

So much for that scholarship to Flavortown University.

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u/Jofo719 Oct 14 '20

I believe that's in Ohio, no?

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u/GPBRDLL133 Oct 14 '20

THE Flavortown State University

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u/poopyheadthrowaway Oct 14 '20

TheTM Flavortown State University

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u/CedarWolf Oct 15 '20

THE 𝔉𝔩𝔞𝔳𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔬𝔴𝔫TM 𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔘𝔫𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔶

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u/Webfarer Oct 15 '20

I a❌ at THE university right now. Couldn’t stop laughing.

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u/GPBRDLL133 Oct 15 '20

From a current grad student at U of M, GO BLUE! But also, best of luck with your degree!

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u/Webfarer Oct 15 '20

Yours too!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

No, Flavorton University of State. Listen, they're just as good!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Santa Rosa

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u/magedmyself Oct 15 '20

No Guy Fieri lives in Santa Rosa.

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u/Luckier_peach Oct 14 '20

I would take the mayor of flavortown any day over this clown car.

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u/High_Seas_Pirate Oct 15 '20

Frosted tips aside, Guy Fieri is legit a good dude and would absolutely have my vote. When Florida legalized gay marriage he set up an event where he officiated 101 gay marriages and got other celebrity chefs to provide food and cakes. All for free.

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After Covid-19 started hitting the US particularly hard he paired with the Restaurant Employee Relief Fund to raise money for restaurant workers who lost their jobs due to the pandemic. Together, they raised $20 Million.

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u/Chrismont Oct 14 '20

It would all just be well done hamburgers with ketchup anyways

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

He can always try for FlavorTech...