r/nononoyes • u/merekaju2304 • 8d ago

Unexpected, Bro had one job and still fumbled.

195 Upvotes

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u/gorecore23 8d ago

Even the rat like, "bro, what the fuck? I'm right here!"

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u/ironmisanthrope 6d ago

"you OK dude?"

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u/Ok-Phone3834 6d ago

Mission failed.

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u/TowJamnEarl 6d ago

This is gonna hurt me more than it does you!

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u/jamar2k 6d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/lovelyelder4186 6d ago

Yo bro, I've done all I could to be your dinne. Wassup white snake?

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u/Ill-Bake2638 6d ago

He cheddar bobbed himself

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u/Automatic_Reality_50 6d ago

Snake " I'm going to bite this mmffu argh.. ahhh he's biting me back I must bite him harder argh... Ahhh he's biting me harder.

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u/jamar2k 6d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/jamar2k 6d ago

😂😂😂😂 one freaking job

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Smooth-Vermicelli213 5d ago

At its finest? Far, far from it. What would you call people who string up live dogs and skin them as they hang helpless? Because that shit happens on fur farms. This is just an ignorant pet owner feeding a live rodent to a predator that would naturally hunt this rodent for food in the wild. Yes sometimes the rodent can defend itself with lethal force, and should at least be stunned so that it can't fight back. But definitely not cruelty at its finest. And some snakes simply won't eat the already dead feeder mice, even if you warm them up.

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u/that-is-not-your-dog 5d ago

I agree with this other person. It's a bad practice for an owned snake but not inherently cruel by any means.

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u/PuzzledExaminer 5d ago

You have to wonder if this is a poisonous type snake...did it poison itself? I've read it rare but there is a possibility...

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u/parallaxdecision 4d ago

Venomous

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u/DeadHead6747 3d ago

Idk, the snake might be worried about being both right about then

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u/that-is-not-your-dog 5d ago

You actually don't have to wonder when the Internet is at your fingertips. It's not some great mystery what kind of snake this is lol

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u/Ok-Cress-5158 5d ago

Get him glasses holy

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u/GlfrJack 5d ago

Here I go again on my own.

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u/nillztastic 5d ago

Snake: Oi bugger's puttin up a foight!

Mouse: is... Is he ok?

1

u/Beowulf44 5d ago

Bad aim blondie! (in John spartan's voice from demolition man)

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u/Spiritual-Grocery938 5d ago

Too stupid to live in nature.

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u/Jaggedatlas 5d ago

Hmm almost like that’s one of the risks of live feeding and why ya shouldn’t do it. Reptiles get hurt. Fancy that

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u/Famous_Pollution_202 5d ago

Mouse was like it’s my crib now

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u/Equal_Sprinkles2743 5d ago

"Oh crap. I hope I'm not poisonous." 😅🤣😂

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u/Successful-Show4785 5d ago

The rat even stuck around and give the snake another shot

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u/Sugardaddyshugar 5d ago

Dude needs Zenni’s

1

u/5280mw 5d ago

Use dodge!;

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u/asexyzombie 5d ago

albino snakes and oddly colored ones are extremely inbred and probably got literal rocks for brains because of it. Extremely stupid thanks to humans who prefer pretty snakes over morals.

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u/crapheadHarris 4d ago

Ah AH CRAMP CRAMP!

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u/LesPolsfuss 4d ago

2017 atlanta falcons

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u/DoubtZealousideal763 4d ago

Not the sharpest tool in the shed

1

u/4N_Immigrant 4d ago

ouroboros fuckin up

1

u/south_tx_stigg 4d ago

Ouroboros IRL

1

u/RocketFan419 4d ago

Someone needs glasses

1

u/Aggravating_Gas_3133 4d ago

I just know he not allowed at the reunions

1

u/Admirable-Hospital78 4d ago

Ekans hurt itself in its confusion!

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u/donnyb2017 4d ago

Real life example of ouroboros 🤣

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u/Wiskeytango_Foxtrot 4d ago

White Mouse, White Snake, that mouse is Camouflage😎

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u/Hot_Dragonfruit222 4d ago

What an idiot

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u/colin3877 4d ago

I love the mouse being vaguely concerned for its would-be assailant

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u/JustTheTip_Chill 4d ago

I hope the shake wins!!!

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u/Plus_Helicopter_8632 4d ago

White on white crime

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u/CloudEpik 3d ago

Ok but like... Can't they feel it???? Doesn't the braincell go "mmhmm, this doesn't feel like a ra.... WAIT A MINUTE" and let go??

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u/ItsaPostageStampede 3d ago

With live feeding there are times where the snake does get injured by the prey. It really isn’t good practice

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u/CloudEpik 3d ago

Ooh i see! Makes sense tbh. I wonder if they play like cats do to get enrichment.

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u/Environmental-Tea294 3d ago

My children's python has done this. Dead pinky right in front of her and she just.. misses. Talk about a stressful 10 minutes trying to unhook her teefs without hurting her. (She was fine, ate the pinky right after)

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u/TiBun 3d ago

This makes me wonder (in general) if venomous snakes are immune to their own venom.

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u/ItsaPostageStampede 3d ago

Snake: Hey guy what’s your favorite anime?
Rodent: Full Metal Alchemist.
Snake: Yo humunculi for like bruh.