r/nope 5d ago

Go ahead & have a seat

1.3k Upvotes

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u/Just2moreplants 5d ago

Even the cat was like "nope"

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u/sulabar1205 5d ago

Burnout prevention

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u/thrust-johnson 4d ago

This is how massage chairs work.

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u/ZDTreefur 4d ago

I think he got one, and ran off to eat it.

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u/Solidsnekdangernodle 5d ago

Thats a job for more than one cat

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u/Fantastic-Corner-605 5d ago

Nuke it from orbit

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u/4115R 5d ago

It’s the only way to be sure

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u/collierose13 5d ago

That cat ain’t catting right.

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u/flytingnotfighting 5d ago

That cat has wayyyyy more sense than those dudes!

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u/ThinkingOz 5d ago

Pick up the cat, close the door quietly and call a pest controller.

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u/mirkk13 5d ago

Pick up the cat, close the door quietly and call a pest controller. call for an airstrike.

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u/MrNobody_0 3d ago

→↓↑↑←↓↓

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u/hooptiegirl 5d ago

Aw HELL NO!

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u/SameAmy2022 5d ago

Jesus Christ, my eyes!

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u/HoochShippe 5d ago

The cat was like,” That’s more mice than I want to play with.”

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u/Maddad_666 5d ago

You need a different cat

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u/Jackson849 5d ago

I was away for two months and walked into my flat to a mouse infestation. It was horrific. I had to toss out everything that had fabric. Couch, towels, sheets, clothing , shoes, mattresses etc. There wasn’t an inch that didn’t have feces or mouse piss. They nested in my couch, sneakers, and even my pillows. They were coming up through the heating baseboards in each room. After my landlord had the exterminator come in I had to wait a few days so the mice walked through and ate the poison. Those little fuckers were avoiding all traps laid down even with peanut butter on them. I then used over 400 feet of steel wool and pushed it underneath the baseboard heating around the entire apartment and used fire retardant spray foam to secure some obvious big gaps that existed between the floor and the wall. Some gaps I packed in as much steel wool as possible and stuck the foam dispenser tip right into the gap and let it rip. While doing this I did see the mice had walked through the poison powder and did eat the poison bait. I then spread baby powder down along all the baseboards to see if any have gotten through. So far it’s almost 36 hours and no sign; although, I did hear one last night scratching the foam. But I’m sure they’ll figure out a place I missed and know this will be ongoing. Now it’s wait and see. I can’t tell you how violated I feel. They did a complete gutting of the flat next to me to remodel so that’s why I think it happened. Ironically this flat is brand new remodel and upgrade.

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u/potato-masher_1 5d ago

Just give up and move out bro. If you can

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u/Jackson849 5d ago

Cant. Just moved in. Gotta make the best of it.

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u/DatabaseSolid 4d ago

You’re place is going to stink so bad once they start rotting in the walls.

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u/Jackson849 4d ago

Yeah well they have to die first. Still seeing some and they are avoiding the traps like crazy. I’m sure they ran through some of that powder and some died m, obviously can’t see them.

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u/LoveInHell 5d ago

Are those mouses?

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u/Portable-fun 5d ago

English ain’t that hard bro.. the plural of mouse is meese

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u/J_Adam12 5d ago

No its moose

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u/im-not-a-fakebot 5d ago

Moosen

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u/Lunatic_Dpali 5d ago

Being moosen.

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u/MadJockMcMad 5d ago

One of them once bit my sister

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u/Zephrynn 4d ago

She shouldn't have been trying to carve it with the sharpened end of a toothbrush, clearly.

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u/SatansCyanide 5d ago

Completely unrelated but I had a fellow engineer who recently moved out of a big city into our little forest town and he was really excited one day describing a big animal he saw (it was a moose) so I told him I’m like it’s called a moose and he goes yeah but there we’re like 6 of them! 😈 oh were there now… WELL in that case man you saw a flock of meeses, not very common to see you’re lucky! Man was so impossibly pleased with himself. Like 3 hours later I had completely forgotten about it until I heard him in an adjacent office telling a different engineer about how he saw his first flock of meeses. The silence that followed and the mildly quiet “what…..” was hands down some of the funniest shit to this day when I think back on it. Meese will forever bring that story up in my head 🤣 thanks for the morning laugh!

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u/potato-masher_1 5d ago

Does it give you pleasure?.. watching someone gets embarrassed because of you?.... Cause it sure did give me a laugh!!

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u/dim3 4d ago

Moice

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u/Chiber_11 5d ago

blind cat

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u/Excellent-Bite196 5d ago

Oi whitey… call yourself a cat?!

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u/TurboTaco-with-Poop 5d ago

Great, you ruined the massage chair!

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u/CrowTalons 5d ago

Even seeing a single mouse is enough for me to invest in traps and contemplate pest control. But that...burn it!

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u/SATerp 5d ago

I sure as hell wouldn't be laughing if that chair and I were in the same building.

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u/groundpounder25 5d ago

Why does this even exist

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u/Hansemannn 5d ago

Thats a useless cat. My would have a field-day.

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u/SmeifLive 5d ago

Bro got his work cut out for him

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u/Yuizun 5d ago

Cat was like "this is beyyyyyyyond me..."

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u/Anilakay 5d ago

Снег is useless 😅

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u/Cultural-Company282 5d ago

She made Sonny Bono famous

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u/eminemo 2d ago

Why write the name in russian when they aren’t even speaking russian 

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u/Anilakay 2d ago

…Cuz it sounded like Russian to me 🙄

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u/eminemo 2d ago

Oh okay lmao, my bad here, I assumed you spoke russian since you typed it in Cyrillics

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u/_bestintheworld_ 5d ago

Thats a job for a flamethrower not a cat.

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u/a_real_vampire 5d ago edited 5d ago

I have a shit tone of mice to deal with the roach problem but now there’s 50 cats screaming in the alley at night so to sleep you huff some glue eat the cat food and chug a beer to make you sick so you can sleep what’s so hard to understand about that?

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u/DatabaseSolid 4d ago

Good golly. Is this a quote from something or are you still high?

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u/vanwiekt 4d ago

When he tapped that chair and all those mice ran out I actually dropped my phone in shock and disgust.

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u/Claque-2 5d ago

A massage chair!

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u/jonhon0 5d ago

The cat short-circuited.

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u/JustAGoodVibe 5d ago

Chair of Death

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u/Omnicity2756 5d ago

RATS ALONG ITS BACK

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u/TattooedPink 5d ago

That's not a chair any more

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u/DrJohnIT 4d ago

🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

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u/Which-Island6011 5d ago

The way some men live 🤦