What’s a little white lie you tell the completely confused patient?

[u/kpsi355]

I’m always telling the cirrhosis dude his truck is in the shop. Then I tell him his buddy dared him to “shoot” his lactulose and give him a sprite chaser.

[u/[deleted]]

My sweet happy little old lady in hospice. She’d have her purse in hand. “Let’s go!” I’d say, “Where we goin’?” And she’d say, “To the Casino of course!”. I would then say to her, “Sit here and wait, I’ve got to count my change so we can go. Here, hold the dog.” I truly miss the love she gave to everyone.