What’s a little white lie you tell the completely confused patient?

[u/kpsi355]

I’m always telling the cirrhosis dude his truck is in the shop. Then I tell him his buddy dared him to “shoot” his lactulose and give him a sprite chaser.

[u/Bstassy]

When they are getting rowdy and want to leave their bed, I use a soft hushed tone and say “you’ve had a really busy day today, you must feel so tired!” They normally agree and lay there for awhile lol

[u/mtheorye → u/Bstassy]

This one made me laugh so hard