r/oddlysatisfying • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 1d ago

Cutting into some honey

2.0k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/ThePheebs 1d ago

That's like the opposite of cutting.

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u/zakcattack 1d ago

Yeah I was going to suggest "shklorrping" but I'm not sure if that is helping

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u/ActionKid98 1d ago

wait, how do you know my wife's safe word?

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u/DOONYXora 1d ago

Weird... That's my girlfriend's safe word as well.

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u/coloredgreyscale 1d ago

Now that it's out in public you need to change it. Preferably something with numbers and symbols in it as well. 

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u/autobusfahrerkoecher 1d ago

"shklorrping1!"

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u/iMightBeWright 18h ago

You cannot use a previous safe word as your new safe word. Please try again.

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u/ithinkB4ipeak 1d ago

Cut Crush with blade

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u/A7xWicked 1d ago

Scraping

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u/Bl4ckSh4dow1007 1d ago

yea its more like squeezing

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u/Naught 11h ago

Yeah, it’s smashing. I didn’t find this satisfying at all.

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u/Careful-Prompt7073 1d ago

Whats with the sound edited on top? More distracting than anything else

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u/MousseNsquirrell 1d ago

Very annoying.

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u/WooWhosWoo 1d ago

Had it on mute, but yeah that is weird af.

Its like someone doing mouth noises for what they believe this would sound like.

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u/C-57D 1d ago

b/c creepy alien honey egg nest thing needs creepy alien ambient honey egg nest music.

apparentlyyyyy.

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u/BigBaws92 1d ago

Sounds like I’m a submersible to the titanic over here!

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u/ClamsAreStupid 1d ago

lmfao. I'll never not laugh at an OceanGate reference.

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u/KitsuneKamiSama 23h ago

Its so common these days especially in the close up or slow mo videos.

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u/r3ic33 1d ago

I am concerned with the „use“ of the knife. Why even bother, take the handle of a spoon instead, same effect…

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u/nivek191998 1d ago

Who TF is crinkling a plastic bottle directly into the bowels of the microphone

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u/mcnuggetmakr 1d ago

Lol, you need more upvotes

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u/stipo42 1d ago

Man I could go for some honey on the cob

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u/yungrii 1d ago

Related... Corn on the cob with a little butter and a tiny bit of honey? Not bad..

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

i always feel bad thinking about how much work it took those bees to make something like that and we come along and just smash it

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u/MyrMyr21 1d ago

There's actually pretty good documentary on the subject discussing the ethics of taking honey from bees. Have you ever watched the Bee Movie?

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u/throwaway41327 1d ago

Scraping pre-honey, not honey. Uncapped nectar is still going to have a high enough water content to allow for some pretty nasty bacterial growth. So I hope this guy uses it quickly, or else it would be a big waste of a bunch of bee's time and effort

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u/southpaw05 1d ago

More like scraping

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u/EBBlueBlue 1d ago

This is the bullshit ChatGPT is being trained on and everyone out there obsessed with AI rn is wondering why the models are getting worse.

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u/ClamsAreStupid 1d ago

Good. Big Autocorrect needs to fucking die and its developers and project managers thrown into a locked cell with a lost key.

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u/GuySmiley369 1d ago

Not satisfying at all. Even worse if you unmute it

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u/PickleWineBrine 1d ago

Not cutting, not cutting into honey. More smearing the comb to access the honey

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u/fanta_bhelpuri 1d ago

That is cruel and wasteful. It takes a whole comb of honeybees 6 years to make a pound of honey.

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u/IsaacsLaughing 12h ago

what.....? no.

"If you have a 10-frame beehive, on average, you can get 30 to 60 pounds per year from a single hive."

and that's just the bees' surplus.

the amount they need for food, which is almost entirely for winter, is:

"In all but the warmest areas, I recommend a beekeeper leave 80 to 90 pounds (36-41 kg) of honey on a winter hive."

which means a standard 10-frame hive produces around 100-150 lbs of honey per year.

https://beekeeping101.com/how-much-honey-does-one-hive-produce/

https://www.honeybeesuite.com/how-much-honey-should-i-leave-in-my-hive/

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u/sinner237 1d ago

NO cutting and Not satisfying at all

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u/Laylaaaa2515 ۶ৎ 1d ago

this triggered my trypophobia🧍🏻‍♀️

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u/theAshWhisperer 1d ago

I'm a beekeeper, my wife has mild trypophobia. You have my empathy:/

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u/Laylaaaa2515 ۶ৎ 1d ago

<33

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u/luffyuk 1d ago

Not sure why you're getting downvoted, it made me feel uncomfortable too.

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u/Laylaaaa2515 ۶ৎ 1d ago

I didn't even notice. Yeah, uncomfortable isn't exactly the word I'd use - it made me feel physically sick

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u/luffyuk 1d ago

I think my condition is very mild and experienced by a lot of people. Sorry that your phobia is pretty bad!

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u/Laylaaaa2515 ۶ৎ 1d ago

Thank you <3

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u/British_Ballsack 1d ago

The word actually did it more than the honey for me, so thanks for that. Have an angry upvote.

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u/Laylaaaa2515 ۶ৎ 1d ago

I apologize...? 😭

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u/loving-father-69 1d ago

Top 5 bug goo all time

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u/Mother_Passenger8589 1d ago

Like cutting fresh bread with the flat side of the blade.

Who taught you to cut?

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u/DontLook_Weirdo 1d ago

scraping

FTFY.

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u/neoben00 1d ago

Now I’m considering using sticks in my honey supers. That looks super easy

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u/Hephaestus_God 1d ago

Yummy bee vomit

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u/jssf96 1d ago

I don't like that at all.

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u/Francois_vd_W 1d ago

How are these strange comb-on-a-stick things made? The wells seem unnaturally deep. I've only ever seen combs on traditional rectangular frames.

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u/No_Yam_3521 14h ago

Was thinking the same, it's definitly fake. Bever seen any bees make comb comming even close tot that, and no brood... And this stick is perfectly full, and now? There have to be multiple vertical sticks hanging close together? Reaal bigg chance this is AI generated..

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u/Klutzy-Meringue-8995 1d ago

More like squishing into some honey

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u/ApartNail1282 1d ago

Nooh😬

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u/violentvioletviolinz 1d ago

I think of the bee movie!! They’re stealing our honey!!!!

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u/partypwny 1d ago

That's not cutting...this makes me feel uncomfortable.

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u/nanoscotish 22h ago

Wow, regurgitated bee pollen

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u/PapaBravo87 21h ago

Wait isn’t that vomit

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u/deborah834 10h ago

As I said aloud "oh fuck yeah" at a bar alone just now I got some looks.

I could eat that whole comb like a corn cob.

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u/CrystalQuetzal 7h ago

It’s on my bucket list to bite into a fresh honeycomb. Stuff like this makes me drool!

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u/Independent_Belt7711 1d ago

Crunch so clean it reset my brain.

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u/Extra-Progress-3272 1d ago

Man, this would look so good on one of those fancy charceuteries boards...

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u/Kind_Mind_ 1d ago

I’m weirdly obsessed with asmr videos of people eating honeycomb😩

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u/RutabagaOutside6126 1d ago

As a little kid I had a bad habit of chewing on metal like soda tabs. My mom broke me of it by using honeycomb. Much tastier and a more satisfying texture.

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u/Fragrant_Mountain_84 1d ago

Bet your teeth were so grateful.

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u/ChefAsstastic 1d ago

trypophobia triggered!

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u/Harkonnen_Dog 1d ago

Disgusting

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u/azra_loop 1d ago

Looks delicious

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u/vieneri 1d ago

Delicious 🥺

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u/rifain 1d ago

I always wondered how wax could be edible. Can it not clof anything in our body ?

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u/avocado-v2 1d ago

Bee shit, delicious. 🤢

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u/salamander423 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's bee vomit, and yes it's insanely delicious.

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u/avocado-v2 1d ago

Whatever. Enjoy your sugary excreta.

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u/salamander423 1d ago

I do, very much. 🐝🍯

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u/SEA_griffondeur 1d ago

I mean you eat plant ovaries :)

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u/CoreHydra 1d ago

You can’t fool me! I know the sound of popcorn being made when I hear it!

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u/CoreHydra 1d ago

Yes. Thank you. I know. That’s why I joked about it being popcorn.

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u/mcnuggetmakr 1d ago

The sound is fake

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u/Upset_Boysenberry66 1d ago

Obviously it’s fake. That’s why he made the joke..

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 1d ago

All those baby bees

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u/arvidsem 1d ago

Brood and honey are generally on separate comb. There doesn't appear to be any larva on there