r/ofcoursethatsasub Jun 21 '25

NSFW Sub huh…

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it’s exactly what it sounds like btw

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u/Immediate-Ice4516 Main Secondary Mod getting his eyes BURNT OUT (and subdiver) Jun 21 '25

Because the sub in question is so fucking disgusting, I declare this post, APPROVED.

Also happy cake day and because I recently became a mod of r/NUziMurderDrones I'll use my one image I have to give you cake :D

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u/Pancake_0026 Jun 21 '25

THE SUB PFP IS HILARIOUS 😭

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u/Someone4063 Jun 21 '25

And pretty accurate for the sub’s content

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u/chatwsg Jun 22 '25

No shit bro thats what makes it funny

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Aside the Kinks

HOW LONG ARE THEIR DICKS TO EVEN DO THAT

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u/Technical_Spirit_319 Jun 21 '25

At least 4 to 6 inches

Don't ask how I know

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u/unsettlyng Jun 21 '25

6 inches flaccid atleast lol, what is that

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u/3-brain_cells Jun 21 '25

And don't forget that it needs to bend back, even if it's abnormally long it's gonna be hard to reach

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u/Aaxper If a Sub Doesn't Exist, Don't Forget Rule 35 Jun 21 '25

This is the only thing stopping me. I'm like 7" so I think I could reach?? But I can't imagine it doesn't hurt

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u/ilovebloonstd6 Unrelated Note, Liking Femboys Isn't Gay Jun 22 '25

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u/ashrasmun Jun 21 '25

I highly doubt these are normal men.

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u/New_Championship_213 Jun 21 '25

Not so big, doing this is more a question of technique than size, I've seen some guys saying they have a piece below average and they still manage to do it

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u/Secret_Priority_9353 Just Why?! Why Are These Real?! Jun 21 '25

THATS WHAT THE SUBS ABOUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/FalsePositive2580 Jun 24 '25

If you want the tmi

I used to be able to and I'm 8"

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u/S8nsDoppleganger Jun 25 '25

Damn man I’m jealous (im a girl)

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u/jnthnschrdr11 Jun 21 '25

I'm guessing you either have to have a pretty large dick, or have to be very flexible. Or both.

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u/avid-uncomitter Jun 21 '25

Ain't that just masterbation?

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u/UglyMort Jun 21 '25

I just looked and it’s simply putting your own dick in ur ass lol, I didn’t think it was possible

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u/TheDelta3901 Jun 21 '25

Huh, strange, I can't even put it in my mouth and they're getting it in their ass?

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u/Boomer280 Jun 21 '25

Strangely there's a fetish for sucking your own dick....

Edit: Apparently auto correct thought I ment sulking instead of sucking, which tbh is an accurate statement about how I feel knowing this fetish

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u/PutinsNutSweat Jul 02 '25

Of course theres a fucking fetish for that, thats like being surprised that people like handjobs or oral sex. Anything that sex can be applied to can become a fetish and if the thing is sexual in the first place then it absolutely is someone’s fetish.

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u/Trick_Explorer_7450 Jun 21 '25

Someone did it for a few secs. These guys are mad horny

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u/abbreviated_trash Jun 21 '25

someone did it longer than that, idk who showed the sub to me but this one they showed my the guy did it for a few minutes

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u/Extreme-Abroad-7679 Unrelated Note, Liking Femboys Isn't Gay Jun 21 '25

I seen that on r/gaysex, surprisingly.

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u/PolicyCritical9634 Jun 21 '25

why u on there 😭

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u/amcn242 Jun 21 '25

He's gay?

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u/PolicyCritical9634 Jun 21 '25

thats not what i was tryna point out 😓

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u/fakawfbro Jun 21 '25

What else were you possibly pointing out? lol

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u/PolicyCritical9634 Jun 21 '25

that hes checking out prn?

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u/SpellFree6116 Jun 22 '25

i hate puritan teenagers ahhhh why do you exist

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u/PolicyCritical9634 Jun 22 '25

why do teens with no self care exist, all they do is bring other people down, like dead weight but even worse ahhhh

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u/Extreme-Abroad-7679 Unrelated Note, Liking Femboys Isn't Gay Jun 21 '25

it’s more passionate

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u/DatZsaZsa Jun 21 '25

Had a homie who was a performer and one of the act was autofellatio. He could auto insert but flaccid only.

It was neat

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u/miraclewhipisgross Jun 21 '25

The mental image of just going and seeing my homie perform sucking his own dick is hilarious.

"Got any plans tonight?"

"Oh yknow, gonna go see my homies show, hes sucking his own dick"

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u/DatZsaZsa Jun 21 '25

Ahahah this gave me a really good laugh.

It was a wild time, underground gay bar with live "donkey show" style performance, minus the bestiality of course (🤮) we'd only call them that cause of how wild they were.

The one I'll always remember was the "squirt" distance competition and of course the ping pong ball Kegel throw. I'll try to find one of their old flyers.

Oh the smell of that room..

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u/Inevitable_Box9398 Getting Hard To The Subs On Here Jun 21 '25

you know what? Good for them.

They found something that they can do to pleasure themselves, that not many can do.

Good for them.

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u/moth-gal Jun 21 '25

i have to agree. this honestly doesn’t hold a candle to some of the other subreddits posted here. I still have flashbacks to r/debreasting

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u/Gallifear Jun 21 '25

Wtf did I just see

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u/Eliteclarity Jun 21 '25

That's staying blue...

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u/TweakedMango Jun 21 '25

That's something else

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u/Makrelenik Jun 21 '25

I dont want to go there whats it about

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u/DragonTheOneDZA Jun 21 '25

Boobs + sharp object =

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u/EnDansandeMacka Jun 22 '25

nononono get out of my head

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u/bowshootsarrow Jun 22 '25

i regret clicking that link.

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u/Whitefeather0 Jun 24 '25

Why. Why??? That is just torture kink. And women on there lusting after it too. Jesus Christ…. Im sorry, im not usualy a kinkshamer but that made me a little ill

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u/B33TL3BVB Jun 28 '25

I never knew that was even a kink. That's insane

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u/Confident_Rate_1747 If a Sub Doesn't Exist, Don't Forget Rule 35 Jun 21 '25

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u/C0de_otter Jun 21 '25

Ngl, didn't expect the dick to be able to bend like that. I figured it was gonna be like, utilizing portals art and such

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u/Confident_Rate_1747 If a Sub Doesn't Exist, Don't Forget Rule 35 Jun 21 '25

Not as bad as I thought, just people fucking their own asses

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u/BoysenberryFar9829 Jun 21 '25

"Just people fucking their own asses" r/brandnewsentence

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/hdldm Jun 21 '25

I could feel the pain from seeing these, how tf is this safe...

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u/Senior-Book-6729 Jun 21 '25

Meh that’s one of the tamer kinks. Kinda weird but not gross or objectionable

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u/ScheveSchavuit Jun 22 '25

Since when do kinks have to be gross or objectionable to be not tame lmao

You know what's a tame kink? Liking to get jacked off with someones feet or whatever. This shit can't be tame solely based on how impressive it is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

Thats not even a kink, every other man would want that

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/EnDansandeMacka Jun 22 '25

yeah. no incest, no rape, no pedophilia...

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u/29485_webp Jun 21 '25

Don't kinkshame brother

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u/moth-gal Jun 21 '25

u right. i don’t mean to kinkshame, i was just genuinely surprised by this concept and frankly a little jealous bc i don’t have the anatomy to perform this myself 💯

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u/29485_webp Jun 21 '25

Its okay brother I don't either, we all make mistakes

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u/SuicidalLonelyArtist Jun 21 '25

😭😭😭

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u/Valuable_Ad204 Jun 21 '25

Tf is that username?

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u/Catchhawk Sub Owner/Head Mod Jun 21 '25

Idk, I hope they’re ok

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u/SuicidalLonelyArtist Jun 21 '25 edited Jun 21 '25

Yes i am ok i just like the user. Made the account when I was in a bad way 5 years ago but im ok now. I might just change it cuz ppl keep asking and its getting a little annoying having to explain everytime.

Edit: holy shit they don't let you change it. That's just bs. Welp guess imma have to deal with my user getting insulted and people continuing to worry about me until the end of time ig!!

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u/Temporary-Raisin-259 Jun 23 '25

are you ok 😭

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u/SuicidalLonelyArtist Jun 23 '25

Yeah but its getting very annoying people asking that cuz of my user and stuff. I would make another account but this one has my stuff on it

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u/SuicidalLonelyArtist Jun 21 '25 edited Jun 21 '25

Yes i am ok i just like the user. Made the account when I was in a bad way 5 years ago but im ok now. I might just change it cuz ppl keep asking and its getting a little annoying having to explain everytime.

Edit: holy shit they don't let you change it. That's just bs. Welp guess imma have to deal with my user getting insulted and people continuing to worry about me until the end of time ig!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

nahhh now it's just kinkshaming. it's not that bad, unless you're 13

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u/supercooldude332 Jun 21 '25

On everyone's soul we're ALL joining

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u/Motor-Sweet3316 Jun 21 '25

My eyes are violated after searching up this subreddit.

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u/Handhule90 Jun 21 '25

Go fuck yourself turned into a whole new meaning

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u/Cassill10 Jun 21 '25

Happy cake day!

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u/nikosas4 Jun 21 '25

How does it even work?

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u/HonterChicken Jun 21 '25

The sub pfp explains it, and I believe they have a pinned commented instructions

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u/nikosas4 Jun 21 '25

I just saw it

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u/SortOfOK0802 Jun 21 '25

It seems like dicks are more flexible then I think they are 🙂‍↕️

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u/VisualAlive1297 Jun 21 '25

Is that the accursed light mode? le gasp

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u/TheCockGobbler- Jun 21 '25

Oh I've been here, they're very informative and they actually give good advice.

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u/ojoking2004 Jun 21 '25

How...?

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u/DragonTheOneDZA Jun 21 '25

Seen the sub. Actually it isn't that hard. Just flip your dick and it instantly gets to the ass

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u/ResponsiblePopt6640 Just Why?! Why Are These Real?! Jun 21 '25

Ferb I know what we're gonna do today

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u/jnthnschrdr11 Jun 21 '25

I mean... Pretty much every guy has attempted to do it at least once right?

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u/ScheveSchavuit Jun 22 '25

No? I've never heard of this in my life

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u/Hopeful-Ad7155 Jun 21 '25

Imma go check it out

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

How is the sub not called dickinbutt or at least have the dick butt guy for the sub picture...

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u/No-Field-1454 Jun 22 '25

oh wow a sub i’m actually in

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u/Blalamon Jun 23 '25

yeah...no.....im not visiting r/selffuck

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u/spread_ed Jun 21 '25

How the fuck. I feel like getting my dick inside someone else's ass is hard enough.

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u/ResponsiblePopt6640 Just Why?! Why Are These Real?! Jun 21 '25

Imagine trying to get yourself pregnant lol 💀✋

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u/Xenu66 Jun 22 '25

Even with the length to do this I'd think that the kind of bend required would put you at risk of damaging something. The dick is just not meant to go that way

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u/ThisIsSteeev Jun 22 '25

Bam Margera did a song about this with his band Fuckface Unstoppable

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u/bowshootsarrow Jun 22 '25

go fuck yourself.

pls dont downvote me.

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u/ChargeMeUp236 Jun 22 '25

they're dicks gotta be made of rubber or sum shit DICKS SHOULD NOT TURN & BEND LIKE THAT

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u/Ancient-Cow4359 Jun 23 '25

LMAOO THE SUB PFP 😂😂 IM CRINE BRO 🤣🤣

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u/AndrewP12200 Jun 23 '25

is it gay to do that? on one hand its masturbation, on the other hand youre fucking a guy

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u/Beelze_Bruh Jun 24 '25

It’s really not that crazy compared to most of the others on here.

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u/FirstTimeOnReddit8 Jun 26 '25

how tf do people actually do that they managed to that bruh brb ima go to r/Eyebleach

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u/Snipeshot_Games Jul 05 '25

that pfp is amazing (the sub is not)

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u/Pitiful-Candy-2945 Jul 05 '25

Beautiful sub pfp

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u/accountthing10 Jul 09 '25

The crazy part isn't the kink, or the length required to do that, it's that they reach their asshole while it's hard. WTF.

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u/Curious-Gene5922 Just Why?! Why Are These Real?! Jul 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/No_Bar_2579 Just Why?! Why Are These Real?! Jun 21 '25

no its selfcest

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u/Commercial_Raise1124 Jun 21 '25

I thought they were using their mouths, not this… it makes me shudder at the ways this can go very horribly. (Yes, I hate my brain for thinking about dicks getting twisted off or something worse)

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u/Vivaleruspe Jun 21 '25

Every day we stray further and further from god