r/okbuddycinephile 2d ago

Biblically accurate Liam Neeson

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u/the-National-Razor 2d ago

That's funny as hell.

E: just the idea that he's shot 1000's of people in one city is funny on its own

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u/Away_Material5757 2d ago

His father killed 3000 bad guys and wounded 432.

Once he ran over two with his car while he was parking. He was lucky that they were dealers.

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u/ImpracticalApple 2d ago

"Bad guys". It's implied he shot loads of innocent people too. He gunned down an entire theatre group that were acting out as scene from Shakespeare in the Park because he mistook the scene where Julius Caeser gets stabbed as being a real murder attempt.

Drebin's incompetance must have been genetically passed down to his son.

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u/AirRemote7732 2d ago

Yeah it's a running joke that Frank kills a lot of people, sometimes criminals and sometimes innocents, and there are absolutely no consequences for it because he's a cop.

Well... We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party.

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u/YT-Deliveries 2d ago

"Since when do cops need to follow the law?!"

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u/opopopuu 2d ago

Have some respect for the war hero

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u/preflex 2d ago

Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.

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u/myfajahas400children Gotti 2d ago

You killed five actors! Good ones!

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u/No-Admin1684 2d ago

And that he can effortlessly filter those thousands of people on the fly based on given criteria, like he's building a goddamn database query.

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u/Nihlus11 2d ago

He must be an NCIS protagonist in his spare time. The team in NCIS LA kills over 100 people in the first season alone (which would've been over 10% of all shootings by law enforcement in the entire US that year).

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u/AceOBlade 2d ago

it also implies he shot 49 people of color in the back as they were running away.

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u/res0jyyt1 2d ago

And don't forget, only 1 out of those 1000's is white...

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u/Jaakarikyk 2d ago

Not exactly, Tony Royland was the only one who fit the Venn Diagram of

*Shot in the back

*Running away

*Unarmed

*White

If it was only "White+Unarmed" for example that number could've been at least 10