Directed to fuck lots of bitches by his parents. Reacts like this. Is he gay?

[u/ChapterCrafty5437]

[u/fivetwoeightoh]

If only there was a dedicated fanbase who approach this film with a steady critical gaze, uninclined towards hyperbole, appreciative of gratuitous slow-motion sequences

[u/Swan-Diving-Overseas → u/fivetwoeightoh]

Here they come

[u/TheNocturnalAngel]

I wish. Call me kryptonite cuz I’d give him head that’s incapacitating.

[u/IchorFrankenmime → u/TheNocturnalAngel]

You better be first in line when pink kryptonite sends him on a warpath to fuck the world.

[u/panturanicsinobharat → u/TheNocturnalAngel]

[u/MinosML → u/panturanicsinobharat]

J-Jerma??

[u/Moist_Board → u/panturanicsinobharat]

Is this gay porn?

[u/Adiwantstobattle → u/TheNocturnalAngel]

He is literally so handsome it should be illegal.

[u/Roids-in-my-vains]

I want a Superman movie where his birth parents tell him to conquer earth and breed as many women as possible and his adopted parents tell him not use his powers to save people, best of both worlds really.

[u/throwit823 → u/Roids-in-my-vains]

... Brightburn?

[u/GaslightGPT]

Is he mad here because there aren’t any workers anymore and he has to use a kiosk to buy a burger?

[u/Grow_up2B_a_Debaser]

“Fuck a lot of women Dwayne Kal, not just one woman, a lot.” -Lara Lor Van

[u/unfettered2nd]

He was thinking of all the lost time he could have focused on making a harem, going back to college days.

[u/wrhnj]

No. Just not an asshole.

[u/Mythoclast → u/wrhnj]

Yes he is.

#supershit

[u/zanziTHEhero → u/Mythoclast]

Supershit? Do you think it would be life threatening to be behind him if he has explosive diarrhea?

[u/Mythoclast → u/zanziTHEhero]

It would be something of a reverse mushroom cloud. It would actually be deadly in a MASSIVE radius if he lost control of his bowels while having a liquid movement. Think about what solid objects can do in a tornado. Now factor in sepsis. Y'all are doomed.

[u/bluetops → u/zanziTHEhero]

Pa and Ma Clark are fucking saints. Imagine them dealing with a young Clark with explosive diarrhea. Toilet must've just actually exploded.

[u/Mythoclast → u/bluetops]

It wasn't that bad. They just had to get creative like when they taught him to shave using his heat vision.

Basically they just told him to catch it in his hands. Then the ol waffle stomp 

[u/SaiyanofKonoha]

[u/Asukah]

They’re putting pink kryptonite in the water that turns the aliens gay!

[u/habba88]

Man I'd foresake being with a lot of bitches to be with Rachel brosnahan. Superman was totally on it.

[u/ChapterCrafty5437 → u/habba88]

Um.......sh can't say no can she?

[u/Taraxian → u/ChapterCrafty5437]

Because of the implication

[u/leakmydata]

We can certainly hope

[u/Pristine_Animal9474]

Lex was only salty because he thought he was cheating on him with a female harem. Pretty understandable crashout, if you ask me.

[u/TheCorbeauxKing]

He's a one-woman man and only has sex inside of committed relationships. Gotta respect it.