People who spend their time obsessing over female actresses and celebrities secretly being men or transgender are, and I mean this in a non-hyperbolic way, the gayest people on earth.
The funniest ones are when they do these with pornstars. Like, buddy, there are plenty of videos online that definitively debunk all of those diagrams you’re making pointing out their “crotch bulges” and Adam’s apples…
God, remember the “vagina phrenologist” drama on Twitter? Transvestigator telling a porn star that her vagina couldn’t possibly look the way she said it looked, because “female vaginas don’t look like that.”
I assumed that was that mound of venus I've heard about. Don't want to be vulgar but if liking that mound, whatever it's called, is wrong then I don't want to be right! Incidentally, I looked it up, and trans women DO have working clits if you didn't already know.
And possibly the most boring, uninteresting, lame people that exist on this planet. I honestly think the male loneliness epidemic is because the internet is stealing men's energy and keeping them online in shitty little echo chambers where they dump all their effort & energy doing shit like this instead of actually cultivating themselves into someone with something interesting to say.
That is exactly how I feel about it, I have personal hang ups I'm actively working on from my upbringing, but it doesn't take a whole lot of rhetoric, science, or philosophy study to say people should be allowed to do what they want if it doesn't hurt anyone.
Or, put more eloquently, "People sometimes come out different. We don't need to understand it, just respect it."
They’re bringing the same level of obsession to the table as a middle school lesbian poring through a character’s entire cinematic canon for a sliver of gay subtext to inspire their next fan fic.
I find it creepy when I hear people say they want her to hurt them or scream at them or insult them or spit in their face or step on their neck or stick thumb tacks into their scrotums or squeeze their nipples with pliers or run them over with a car or drink their blood or eat their spleens or set all their clocks to be blinking midnight or deflating their soufflé or enlisting them into an MLM scheme or join their fight club or uh I got a little worked up there nvm
It’s funny that online discourse has flipped back around to being like 1830s phrenology parlors. All these commenters post and then enjoy (absolutely hate but it’s their entire personality) a fine gas station cigar and some E&J brandy.
Shit, phrenology never left, it just became less popular. Same thing as flat earth and other major conspiracies, they just get pushed underground until now, when every little nutjob can find a platform and find their people. It all just morphs with the times
Im concerned about what they think a penis and testicles looks like also if they think they could be easily smoothed into that shape by just a swimsuit.
I miss the old days where folks going off the deep end thought that celebrities were lizard people or shit. I mean, it all eventually boils down to the same elders of zion bullshit but at least there used to be a little panache to their descent to madness.
LizardMAN? I don’t think you’ve examined the shape of “his” skull and skeletal structure thoroughly enough. In this video, I will be exploring Mark Zuckerberg’s body intensely, so make sure to like and subscribe, and-
Not enough movies have 10 minute alley fights anymore.
I do love seeing Keith David still, I finally sat down and started watching Mr Robot, and once I got past all my eye rolling at the "tech jargon", it was super funny hearing the betta fish voiced by him.
I remember as an impressionable little hillbilly, I'd heard about the lizard people shit so I stole one of David Icke's books to see what all the fuss was about. I gotta say, if you can't convince some kid whose only knowledge of politics is whatever was on the 6 o'clock local news and whatever bullshit was made up at the lunchtables of East Tennessee that there are lizard people, you should hang up your hat.
There's just something inherently more fun about wondering whether a famous person is actually a lizard in a human suit then wondering whether an actress had her penis removed.
I'm just waiting for someone to say that Lewis Pullman is ftm so I can bust out the story about him drunk as a lord and naked as a jaybird pissing in my closet.
I mean, it's about what it was stated. He lived down the hall from me in college, on one side was the restroom on the other was my room, and I guess he got turned around and went down the hall towards my room. The other details are pretty extraneous to the story and are just college shit, they made sense to him when I was telling the story because he knew both the folks, but you don't.
Edit: the funny thing, he is not the only marvel movie villan that pissed in my closet
no fr I actually looked up some illuminati conspiracies js bcs they were funny to watch but now everything is ab actresses secretly being trans bcs "long arms and defined jaw belong to man" atp its js sad
It's crazy stuff for sure but it's not a small group of wing nuts, it's a conserdable faction of the American public that believes (and I mean really believes it) that Michelle Obama is a man.
Sometimes I feel my girlfriend's skull and I think, am I a homosexual? As in a demon fucker? Is this "wo"man who I cherish, not a government ploy to steal my manly fluids...
It keeps me up at night, by that I mean like researching on r/trapsarehotasfuck, r/femininepenis and such. The hard life of a cock-pilled conservative realist, stay vigilant brothers
/uj this is why transphobia is so insidious, of course these losers are going to start targeting cis women for not conforming to their myopic view of what a woman should be. But also… it’s weird that they are applying it to some of the most beautiful cis women around. Also Robin Williams for some reason.
This is pure bitter jealousy from all those old MAGA women. It's a shame because this is their way of lashing out, not realizing it's all downstream of the beliefs instilled in them. Then again, I tire of the argument that all conservative women are victims of brainwashing or whatever. Most just genuinely identify with this phony insecure nonsense.
I know this is from television, and it absolutely wouldn’t make a difference if she were transgender, but when Aubrey Plaza was completely bare-ass naked on Legion I rewound that shit like a thousand times.
Good to know that I wrecked my cock in my teens looking at that Jennifer Lawrence pic only for it to be a demon in a meat suit. 13 year old me would find it awesome.
I cannot imagine being so consumed with hatred for a group of people that your obsession leads you to look at every human being and see evidence of them.
I remember once when I was down the Illuminati belief rabbit hole (Some guy came to school fellowship with a DVD of a Pastor and his "revelations") and I saw the symbolism in every music video and film or even heard it in alot of songs.
When I grew Older and had more references (also had moved on from that thinking), I started realizing how every symbol I thought I had seen was usually just a reference from a film or art or some other perfectly explainable thing.
The worst one of these was when someone accused Henry Cavill, the most manly-looking man alive, of being AFAB. Like HRT is good but it ain’t THAT good.
What I find so funny about these crazy theories is that if Penelope Cruz or Margot Robbie is MtF, it's such an incredible job on every level that what does it matter? They're some of the most beautiful faces and bodies to ever be on screen, have great bodies, incredible norks that don't look like bolt-ons, and have given birth to children with physical signs of having done so.
They've done such incredible, magical work on the transition and used the types of next generation science your typical MtF could only dream of. So why do we care if they were born male? /uj
But also it's pretty clear that Sharon Stone is one of the earliest members of this conspiracy and it's insane they're omitting him
I discovered one of these transinvestigators on twitter one day and legit this chick thinks like every female actress is secretly a man and like half of her sorority.
She posted about people in her sorority she suspected of being men in a way that made me convinced she was going to commit an act of mass violence one day.
Whatever sickness these chodes have, I have the reverse. I listened to Ethel Cain for two years and viewed numerous photos of her (respectfully) and didn’t know until like two weeks ago that she is trans.
I bet a majority of these are bots. I saw one of those usernames under a clip of Charlie Kirk’s wife and it was the same line almost verbatim. These are not people
I sincerely believe these people have actual, diagnosable mental disorders that could be treated with medication.
This whole "all of these people are secretly the other gender! Look at the skulls!" thing is very "everyone else says they can't hear the voices, but I know they're lying" vibes.
I hate to say it but the obsessive transvestigation of any female celebrity is a little funny. like get a hobby. touch grass. live your own life. the hyper religious shit is just the cherry on top
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u/Leviosaaa1 6h ago edited 6h ago
Don't show a girl who happened to look like their dad to these morons (or vice versa).