r/okbuddycinephile • u/Either_Storm_6932 • 1d ago

Favorite Actresses you used to like until they were... DEMONS IN MEAT SUITS?!

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u/Waytooboredforthis 1d ago

I miss the old days where folks going off the deep end thought that celebrities were lizard people or shit. I mean, it all eventually boils down to the same elders of zion bullshit but at least there used to be a little panache to their descent to madness.

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u/XNinjaMushroomX 1d ago

I like the lizard people stuff, but ever since everyone just accepts that Zuckerberg is a Lizardman now it's kinda lost its edge.

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u/Mandaring The Fanatic 1d ago

LizardMAN? I don’t think you’ve examined the shape of “his” skull and skeletal structure thoroughly enough. In this video, I will be exploring Mark Zuckerberg’s body intensely, so make sure to like and subscribe, and-

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u/Waytooboredforthis 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sponsered by Klean Kanteen, only lizards drink non stainless steel

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u/Mandaring The Fanatic 1d ago

False. I have fathered many lizards, and I have produced many videos documenting the process, all deleted by the YouTube algorithm, and molten stainless steel in a drip-feed system does not an alive lizard make.

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u/lazylaser97 1d ago

maybe just earthworms squirming around in a sack

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 go back to the club 1d ago

That conspiracy at least gave us a kick-ass movie like They Live.

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u/Waytooboredforthis 1d ago

Not enough movies have 10 minute alley fights anymore.

I do love seeing Keith David still, I finally sat down and started watching Mr Robot, and once I got past all my eye rolling at the "tech jargon", it was super funny hearing the betta fish voiced by him.

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u/AutomaticLake4627 1d ago

I think they literally just saw that TV show V, and decided it was a real thing.

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u/four100eighty9 1d ago

They live came first

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u/jamfedora 23h ago

You’re thinking of the remake, original V is a little older than They Live. They Live definitely had more cultural staying power though

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u/VoDoka 1d ago

Good ol' lizard fantasy stuff instead of just boring Nazi-eugenics "skull science".

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u/Spacedodo42 1d ago

I mean, the lizard fantasy stuff still very much was Nazi-eugenics, just a little less obvious about it.

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u/Waytooboredforthis 1d ago

I remember as an impressionable little hillbilly, I'd heard about the lizard people shit so I stole one of David Icke's books to see what all the fuss was about. I gotta say, if you can't convince some kid whose only knowledge of politics is whatever was on the 6 o'clock local news and whatever bullshit was made up at the lunchtables of East Tennessee that there are lizard people, you should hang up your hat.

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u/Moose_Kronkdozer 1d ago

Kids still have minds flexible enough that they can bend without breaking. In order to indoctrinate someone into a belief system this outrageous, you need to find codgers who are well practiced in cognitive dissonance.

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u/Waytooboredforthis 1d ago

I suppose it explains why all the kids I grew up singing college theme song with cops "disappearing" are suddenly flying blue lives matters flags.

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u/Moose_Kronkdozer 1d ago

Lol, many such cases

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u/The_Beefy_Vegetarian 1d ago

There's just something inherently more fun about wondering whether a famous person is actually a lizard in a human suit then wondering whether an actress had her penis removed.

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u/Sure-Significance206 1d ago

i’m about to say it just so you can share this with the class

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u/TsunamifoxyDCfan 1d ago

I'm sorry, did Kang happen to piss in your closet as well?

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u/Responsible_Beat929 1d ago

My cousin did this once. Went in the wrong door (which was a bedroom), peed by the bed and walked out like everything was fine.

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u/Vounrtsch 1d ago

Who is the other, if I may ask?

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u/legedu 1d ago

Not any actress: Margot Robbie.

She's not my type, but I can acknowledge she's incredibly beautiful.

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u/Head_Welder7852 1d ago

no fr I actually looked up some illuminati conspiracies js bcs they were funny to watch but now everything is ab actresses secretly being trans bcs "long arms and defined jaw belong to man" atp its js sad

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u/he77bender 1d ago

Don't forget "male last names". TF even is that.

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u/jamfedora 23h ago

If you’re actually wondering, the answer is they believe the Illuminati or whatever like to rub it in our faces by throwing up secret club gang signs and having androgynous/Bond villain-esque/stupid pun names and not getting their jawlines shaved down even though that’s entirely doable if you’re rich af. Nya nya nya you plebs see the astronaut in the corner making paninis but nobody will believe you.

There are several nonbinary activists like Meg-John Barker and some drag queens who mix gendered names on purpose, and I know nobody in my family, for example, can figure out the difference between flavors of trans and queer people, so maybe it has a whiff of believability to them (because they’re dumb).

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u/Useful-Soup8161 1d ago

Oh those people still exist. I talked to on here the other day. That person was fucking nuts.

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u/Waytooboredforthis 1d ago

Good, I was worried. Some dude said I was an AI robot the other day (in person), but it really doesn't have the same impact.

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u/Useful-Soup8161 1d ago

Was that person just crazy or did they forget they weren’t online? I guess it could be both.

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u/Waytooboredforthis 1d ago

I'm just that damn pretty.

And his friend beat me with a wrecking bar the night before but I still rolled in.

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u/Useful-Soup8161 1d ago

Damn you kinda do sound like a terminator!

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u/Waytooboredforthis 1d ago

Nope, just very polite and constantly worried about the burden I place on others.

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u/Useful-Soup8161 1d ago

Awww! You probably shouldn’t be but I get it.

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u/Waytooboredforthis 1d ago

Thats why you don't give a hillbilly hormones.