r/okbuddyhololive • u/Rwaydit Shiori's Lapdog • Apr 28 '25
Holotard Which Hololive member will you fight in a 1v1
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u/Turbulent-Math3969 Apr 28 '25
Nah, I’ll definitely win
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u/ThereBeDurgens Apr 28 '25
Got the same, but it never says 1v1 in what discipline so i guess it depends on that.
If it's some video game i consider my ass beaten
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u/Fr4gmentedR0se Cunnysseur Apr 28 '25
If it's irl? Free win
If it's in a game? Depends on the game, probably
If it's in lore? Nah you're already dead
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u/AioliRevolutionary10 Apr 28 '25
Just make sure you don't make fun of her height or chest and maybe you'll not die painfully
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u/Fr4gmentedR0se Cunnysseur Apr 28 '25
I mean if we consider her Holo no Graffiti episode canon you can't even fight back because of the emotion control.
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u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam Fuwamoco's Panty Butler Apr 28 '25
I'm both scared and aroused. I'm scaroused.
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u/danque Apr 28 '25
Dont let her grab any scissors and you'll be fine. At least if you are a little resistant to brain manipulation.
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u/Subject-Ad-4934 Holotard Apr 28 '25
She will destroy me with her tentacles.
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u/danque Apr 28 '25
Ina's true power only reveals itself in phase two. In phase one she is just a sweet bit angry tako (in fight scenario). But if you manage to activate phase 2, it's over. Not just for you, but for us all.
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u/Subject-Ad-4934 Holotard Apr 28 '25
So in phase 2 she will fuck me to death with her tentacles?
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u/danque Apr 28 '25
Something like that, also giant hands form in the sky.
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u/BucketLoli Apr 28 '25
Phase 1: I win
Phase 2: Ina wins
Phase 3: My body and mind conforms to the will of the ancient ones and I turn into a tako
Phase 4: Ame needs to step in and through the most cosmically mind blowing sesbian lex possible, saves the universe2
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u/ao-ka 🎩bettel and polka's clussy fever tortured assistant🎪 Apr 28 '25
Whoa somehow look who I got 😱
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u/no-name-plz-help Apr 28 '25
Chat, how cooked am i?
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u/Capable_Cattle1158 Calli's deadly eternal slave Apr 28 '25
You're gonna get execute- Oh Wait, Wrong Redheaded charathers
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u/coolgate59 Apr 28 '25
She can literally be any of the other options at will. It's like fighting the whole roster. That's if you can even force her to use that move. I doubt I can, I'd be dead from her big ahh sword
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u/leckmichnervnit Apr 28 '25
I do not know the Lore but id bet id be able to fuck her up in more ways than one
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u/volt65bolt Apr 28 '25
Isn't she canonically supposed to be like 9ft
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u/AioliRevolutionary10 Apr 28 '25
she might be clumsy, somewhat stupid, a girl failure but lore wise good luck going against the devil angel hope incarnate
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u/JoeBidenPres 🥛cup of CC's hot mechanical cum Apr 28 '25
id probably lose the 1v1
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u/Painetraror Rocksniffer Class 1 Apr 28 '25
And probably 70% of your balls will get completely incinerated.
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u/GammaRei_A Apr 28 '25
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u/Capable_Cattle1158 Calli's deadly eternal slave Apr 28 '25
Same Dude, so Good Luck Fighting her. Cause She will force you to play League with her If you lose
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u/Tessasparks Brazen Bull me with your chest, ERB Apr 28 '25
Absolutely cooked
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u/Rodo1905 Apr 28 '25
How a 1v1 against a cannonically accurate Sana would go
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u/Mrgirdiego I want nothing but happiness for Watame.That,and her dick in me. Apr 28 '25
It's all fun and games for her, and right when she's about to beat you, she twists wrong and fucking dies.
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u/culade Apr 28 '25
1st try, nice. Oh, I'd let the sexy RAT win.
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u/HakosbaelZhusband Bae and Nerissa sandwich Apr 28 '25
She would beat you senseless then make me impregnate you. I'm sorry
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u/Edgenabik I want to sex Eldritch beings Apr 28 '25
Whoever I get I still definitely lose
No need to know who I get
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u/Odd_Yellow_8999 Moomer's Most Retardaded Hooman Apr 28 '25
Yeah, OP failed to consider the 10-meter tall metaphorical brick wall that is the fact that every Hololive girl is some kind of supernatural being of some sort - hell, did we ever get a member since the second Japan gen who happens to be a completely normal human being?
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u/Mrgirdiego I want nothing but happiness for Watame.That,and her dick in me. Apr 28 '25
Well let's see
Pekora is a demihuman
Flare is another race
Noel is technically human, just fucking cracked and probably the scariest of them all.
Marine IS human. But the prompt does ask for a "completely normal human being", so no.
Rushia... I actually don't know, I'm pretty sure she's human? Again, not completely normal, in any way.
Dragon.
Sheep.
Angel.
Demon.
I don't know if Luna is 100% human regarding her age and all. She is pretty frail though.
Aloe is not human.
Botan is a demihuman.
Polka is a demihuman.
Nene is Nene.
Lamy is an elf.
Demihuman
Laplace Demon
Demihuman
Strong samurai ronin ninja whatever. Abnormal strength.
Oh guess what, another demihuman.
Nope, Hololive is just full of lunatics and dangers to society.
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u/TakenName56709 Apr 28 '25
Guys I’m cooked…
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u/gengar2525 Apr 28 '25
u/past-brother3030 sorry buddy but you might want to sit on the cuck chair while we are busy "fighting" your wife
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u/Past-Brother3030 's and Dooby's eternal sextoy husband Apr 28 '25
There won't be any chair if I beat you up with it first
Actually, screw that. Imma wipe you off the face of Earth
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u/Past-Brother3030 's and Dooby's eternal sextoy husband Apr 28 '25
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u/SavageFisherman_Joe Mother Nature's Son (Nimi's most emotional Napling) Apr 28 '25
Absolute cinema
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u/Past-Brother3030 's and Dooby's eternal sextoy husband Apr 28 '25
Thanks to your reply I just found out the upvotes messed up the arrangement I had earlier lmao
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u/Inevitable_Ad_7944 Novelites sex Machiroons NOW Apr 28 '25
What is she gonna do? Cries and sniffle?????
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u/Capable_Cattle1158 Calli's deadly eternal slave Apr 28 '25
She's literally gonna erase you from existence (Is she tho?)
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u/Chroma_Therapy Apr 28 '25
Bro doesn't even have to try, making this fight worthless and not indicative of bro's achievements. In fact, just like that, bro just wasted time and energy to come to the venue to fight, but didn't get anything because the fight ended without any fighting. So who actually lost then?
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u/GroGroudonDu31 Autofister's #1 Himejoshi 💚🧡 Apr 28 '25
Sorry guys it's my fault, she stabbed me so hard cops showed up and arrested her
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u/RCoder01 freak murin Apr 28 '25
I got into hololive 6 hours ago, who is this?
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u/GroGroudonDu31 Autofister's #1 Himejoshi 💚🧡 Apr 28 '25
Nanashi mumei, she got fired because she went to prison for stabbing me 27 times in a row
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u/Laino001 weakest pink woman simp Apr 28 '25
If all of us went to fight her at the same time, would that make her stronger cause wed be like a small civilization?
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Apr 28 '25
On the one hand, she could prolly kill me with ease
On the other, if I touch the tummy, I could win
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u/RamenTheBunny god’s strongest grem and (pro) jester sexer Apr 28 '25
/uj im fucked.
/rj Extremely easy win. Act disgusted by her being a dirty siscon and tell her it’s unnatural, then watch her cry herself to sleep.
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u/Arthur_Asteri0n Apr 28 '25
"Robot Riot" from Phineas and Ferb starts playing
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u/Mrgirdiego I want nothing but happiness for Watame.That,and her dick in me. Apr 28 '25
Luchando con Robots 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
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u/Capable_Cattle1158 Calli's deadly eternal slave Apr 28 '25 edited Apr 28 '25
Oh Shit (If I lose, She will force me to play League with me)
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u/ExuDeku Im definitely not Jurard Rexford, Filipino Holostars Idol Apr 28 '25
Im gonna get binted, aren't I?
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u/Past-Brother3030 's and Dooby's eternal sextoy husband Apr 28 '25
Bruh this is just what I do everyday
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u/blackmassivecarcass I want Nerissa to lay me like an egg from her cloacussy 😫💢💢 Apr 28 '25
"Nah I'd win" I say under my breath after waking up in the hospital
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u/FubukiAmagi Sapling without a cause May 02 '25
I got probably the worst option. So I get all my bones broken and be forced to endure her brainrot.
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u/battlehotdog Apr 28 '25
Gura, then I rerolled. Gura again. I could yeet her so hard, that she leaves hololive...
Wait a minute...
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u/Paul_pokeblox Apr 28 '25
OHH SHIT
I'm so screwed, unless she uses fuckin' Fuga or whatever, I might still have some chances, especially with my two friends... Smith and Wesson... But logically speaking, I'm fucked up
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u/SavageFisherman_Joe Mother Nature's Son (Nimi's most emotional Napling) Apr 28 '25
Potentially the most powerful holomem what with her voice mimic abilities and all so im probably cooked
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u/Scrungus1- Number 1 shiori simp Apr 28 '25
bringing her to boner boulevard
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u/HakosbaelZhusband Bae and Nerissa sandwich Apr 28 '25
She has a house there already. You might want to stretch first she's pretty girthy
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u/__xXCoronaVirusXx__ 💤Man I love naps💤 Apr 28 '25
Mating press
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u/HakosbaelZhusband Bae and Nerissa sandwich Apr 28 '25
I hope your flexible enough for your legs to go behind your head. She can be a bit rough sometimes but a good plug will help stretch you out before hand.
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u/PeikaFizzy Holotard Apr 28 '25
Game on BAE, I got a knuckles sandwich with your name on
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u/HakosbaelZhusband Bae and Nerissa sandwich Apr 28 '25
I would take any punch you throw at her as she assaults you with 32 inches of pure blood filled schmeat
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u/AioliRevolutionary10 Apr 28 '25
i'm def not beating energetic bae
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u/HakosbaelZhusband Bae and Nerissa sandwich Apr 28 '25
If you can withstand her futa cock for longer than 4 minutes you win. The prize is her cock expanding to twice it's normal size!
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u/GiangbeoGaming i need COCK Apr 28 '25
Hope when i show her the absolute despair which is my life (neg diff)
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u/Wonderful_White WAH Apr 28 '25
Apparently, Ina... I guess I'll have to start baking and prepare some tea...
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u/danque Apr 28 '25
I got Kronii...guys how am I supposed to defeat Time itself? She will just rust away any gear I have (and that is lucky if she doesn't age me to my bones).
I could only imagine distracting her with maybe a Subway sandwich? Or perhaps a sports competition.
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u/MrCoolMask Apr 28 '25 edited Apr 28 '25
Fauna. Perfect person to show my ultimate devotion to gender equality
I wish it was bae because then you can throw her around like hulk did to loki. Gura and Bibbo are also short but the arms are too small and for Bae this is the best counter to her energy and experience
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u/codfish1114 Apr 28 '25
If i lose to Ina will I get Tentacles shoved up my ass? Or do I gotta win for that to happen?
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u/CouchPotatoID Suipiss Energy Drink Enjoyer Apr 28 '25
Uuuuuuuu~
My bed is the eyewitness of my 1 week nonstop battle with her
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u/Frosty_Estimate8445 Apr 28 '25
Forgor Gigi's canon powers and abilities, but she's shorter than me, then this is an advantage
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u/Alt_Life_Shift ClinicallySchizo&literallywants10kidswithmyOshiibareminimum Apr 29 '25
I'M BEEN AT THIS FOR 10 MINUTES. I JUST WANT TO GET BAE SO I CAN BREED HER AGAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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u/Mr_Mon3y Apr 29 '25
I won't fight.
I'll just lay down on the ground and kindly ask her to "please step on me, mommy"
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u/Vyloe Apr 29 '25
Do people forget theres members outside of EN nowadays?
Anyway, I got mococo. I'd let her beat my ass daily if it meant getting to see her sister.
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