r/okbuddymotherfucker Jun 19 '25

helo, dextr morgon my mum bought me this shirt

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she didnt realise i would make dexter references all day 😭

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u/thala_7777777 i have no idea what hammer time is Jun 19 '25

probably not a good idea to post your pic on reddit, that too on THIS degenerate sub

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

this sub is degenerate?

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u/thala_7777777 i have no idea what hammer time is Jun 19 '25

yes post on r/dexter instead that ones normal 💔

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

they didnt approve of this post loll

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u/Big_Application_7168 Jun 19 '25

From what I've heard about that sub, that doesn't surprise me lol

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u/ColinNJ TAKE IT ✊ Jun 19 '25

That should have been your red flag, tbh.

They didn't allow your selfie post on that board because it's actually moderated, and this thread isn't actually a discussion about the show Dexter. It's just you fishing for compliments. The mods on this board will allow it because this board has no standards.

I didn't skim the comments, but considering the attitude of this board, it being a shitposting board and all, I can only assume they're all either horny or mean lol.

In any case, you did come here fishing for compliments, so I'll oblige: holy shit you're beautiful.

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

and just to add on, i think you are actually the first compliment ive gotten off of this post! edit: my post wasnt approved in the dexter subreddit because apparently it was a meme!

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u/Big_Application_7168 Jun 25 '25

I feel kinda sad now... if it helps, you do look cool!

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u/ColinNJ TAKE IT ✊ Jun 19 '25

Lolol. The other incells here are just afraid to compliment a woman.

/uj I can't help but notice all the downvotes on my previous comment, lol. So, just for the record OP, sorry if my comment was unnecessarily rude, but this is literally a shitposting board. Being rude is what you're supposed to do. So, I was trying to honestly answer your question while staying in character as a shitposter. (The first line of this post was also a bad shitpost, and I again apologize for my hostility!)

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u/KillerI_I Jun 20 '25

Bro shut up 🤣

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u/ColinNJ TAKE IT ✊ Jun 20 '25

Fuckin make me bruh

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

im not offended, but it was incredibly hostile

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

? i truly apologise for getting this shirt and thinking ooh silly dexter meme, if i wanted this for attention i wouldve had no trousers on how bout that? and if you actually take the time to look through the comments, if i was fishing for compliments it well and truly failed:)

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Nah the Internet sucks. If this was a dude wearing the Dexter outfit we would all be joking so just ignore it

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

exactly, thankyou!

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u/camekans Jun 21 '25

Lol. Horny ones all downvoted you because you speak the truth. Like she posts a very revealing pic in another post too for compliments. She and the other people wonder why the Dexter mods won't let her post because they actually moderate their sub instead of this sub gathered of horny people and girls fishing for compliments.

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u/GreySkyx evil old man apologist Jun 25 '25

We aren’t degenerates. We’re a family… of degenerates. There’s a difference

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u/sium83617 Jun 19 '25

I don't think Is a good idea to post THIS photo in THIS sub. We goon on every character so be aware when you go to sleep

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u/Incruiso03 Jun 19 '25

Tonight's the night

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u/latvijauzvar Jun 19 '25

Please spare OP

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

?

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u/latvijauzvar Jun 19 '25

His message could have a double meaning, if ykwim

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u/West-Librarian-7504 im thankful for yams Jun 19 '25

What is it with you and OkBuddy? Nobody's OkBuddying anyone!

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u/Downstairs_Emission9 I WILL FUCK YOU BACK IN WAYS YOU NEVER EVEN IMAGINE! Jun 19 '25

Motherfuckering on the other hand...

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u/SuitablePrinciple832 Jun 19 '25

Sorry but I don’t think there’s a physical way to outmog Micheal in the v neck 😔

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u/PurpleSwitch1998 Jun 19 '25

It’s over, your mom knows.

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

she is Switzerland

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u/Substantial_Stage_10 hello whore Jun 19 '25

Kyle butler cosplay goes hard

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

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u/panda_98 Pre-10k Motherfuckers' Jun 19 '25

Such a power move for Arthur to call Kyle the wrong name

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u/JonSnow030902 Jun 19 '25

Dexter mogging got mogged for once

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

i could never mog dexter

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u/harveymyn Jun 19 '25

You guys in the comments are FREAKS. I thought it was just Lila and various men's feet we gooned to.

I always sensed something was wrong with this sub, but now I know. My devil danced with your demon and the gooner's tune is far from over.

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

HUH WE GOON TO LILA ?!!

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u/harveymyn Jun 19 '25

u/Lilawest-defender care to chime in here?

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

I DIDNT SAY IF I LIKE HER OR DISLIKE HER I AM SHOCKED AT THE GOONING LOL

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u/SnowOther4743 Jun 20 '25

R we just gonna brush past the feet but not Lila? 😭

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 20 '25

honestly not shocked at the feet 😭

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u/driow123 Jun 19 '25

rip your dms

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

i have no dms yall are scaring me

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u/thala_7777777 i have no idea what hammer time is Jun 19 '25

let me change that 😈😈😈

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u/Local-Importance1748 They said that stain would come OUT Jun 19 '25

airball

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u/thala_7777777 i have no idea what hammer time is Jun 19 '25

ik

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

u didn’t change it lmaooo

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u/thala_7777777 i have no idea what hammer time is Jun 20 '25

i won't i can't.

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u/niftystopwat Pardon my tits Jun 19 '25

Looks like tonight’s the night OP 💉

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u/Successful-Hat-2154 Jun 19 '25

You look like Trinitys daughter ngl

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

ive never ever been told that lol, thankss

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u/Organic-Network7556 Jun 19 '25

That’s what I thought the point of the post was. She looks exactly like her!

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

do i?? i dont really see it loll, not sure if this is a compliment or not but thankuu

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u/oTLDJo Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

You just gave so many people a reason to goon. Not me. I am but a house cat.

Edit: Meow.

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

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u/oTLDJo Jun 19 '25

That’s me on the left.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

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u/niftystopwat Pardon my tits Jun 19 '25

Bravo Vince (Masuka)

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u/Sensitive_Dot_2853 Tonight's the Night Jun 19 '25

La big boobasion. I'm sorry. Nice shirt btw

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u/Bloxy_Boy01 They said that stain would come OUT Jun 19 '25

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u/JonSnow030902 Jun 19 '25

Tonight we all are the bay harbor gooners, everyone be at the docks with their phones by midnight

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

no not the bay harbour gooners

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u/AlexylvaUniversity Jun 19 '25

Jesus fucking Christ, feeling-bear?? You're the Bay Harbor Switzerland??

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u/Lilawest-defender Gross English Titty Vampire Jun 19 '25

Cosplay as Lila please, begging u 🙏🙏

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

this comparison in looks i see more

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 20 '25

yk what i might do it how tf would i cosplay as lila 😭

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

WHAT IS GOONPOSTING WHAT

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

this is genuinely hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

this is the craziest thing anyones ever said to me

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u/Atsushi-Armor-form Jun 19 '25

Do you have La Passion like Sexter does, only the realest of questions

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u/BlueBorbo shut up cunt Jun 20 '25

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u/Apollosyk Jun 19 '25

I dont get it...?

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

his kill fit shirt lol

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u/Ok_Response_9255 Jun 19 '25

I'm starting to think it wouldn't be so bad to be wrapped in plastic

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 19 '25

why does this have so many shares?!😭

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u/eatingyummycats Jun 20 '25

DIS IS SO TUFF BOIIIIII I secretly got one too just so I could dress like Dexter 😭😝😝😝

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u/ayushconda Jun 20 '25

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u/Feeling_Bear6653 Jun 21 '25

my favourite dexter scene

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/BlindStark hello whore Jun 19 '25

Show us your dark passenger

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

The Gay Harbor Butch Her

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u/AlexTheNumbersMason Jun 20 '25

Please don't hate me but...

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u/syphon3980 Jun 20 '25

Definitely look the type to wrap up someone naked in cellophane

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u/GreySkyx evil old man apologist Jun 25 '25

You’re cute. Wanna see my blood slides?

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u/kelvin_jd shut up cunt Jun 19 '25

do i have a chance