r/okbuddymotherfucker I WILL FUCK YOU BACK IN WAYS YOU NEVER EVEN IMAGINE! Jul 22 '25

helo, dextr morgon pic goes unimaginably hard

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u/halisaydin shut up cunt Jul 22 '25

who is that little fella

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u/WentworthMillersBO Jul 22 '25

His short passenger

60

u/NightmareFuel13 Jul 22 '25

Funny. I have one of those too

26

u/Exgle1 Tonight's the Night Jul 22 '25

The Short-Dark Passenger

9

u/AlexionGames Jul 22 '25

Why wasn't Doakes his Dark-Short Passenger?

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u/AltForWhatevs Tonight's the Night Jul 22 '25

Imagine if Dexter sees him for the first time and his inner monologue says

"Yeah, we may have a LITTLE problem"

15

u/g0thicfae Gross English Titty Vampire Jul 22 '25

Odds of him saying this are at least 50/50 tbh

Dexter is a little predictable but we gotta love him 🄰

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u/snarprans Jul 23 '25

dexter is the corniest cornball who has ever lived

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u/FearlessYoung5081 Jul 22 '25

Peter Dinklage

8

u/Guardian_of_Perineum Jul 22 '25

How much you think he ballooned the budget of this show?

19

u/the_chiefmikeyt They said that stain would come OUT Jul 22 '25

probably just a small amount

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u/Saul_goodman_56 Pre-10k Motherfuckers' Jul 28 '25

Tyrion,son of Tywin

123

u/Thevinster420 TAKE IT ✊ Jul 22 '25

Dream blunt rotation

93

u/sw337 suspiciously agile lab geek Jul 22 '25

I hope Uma Thurmon's character is The Bride from Kill Bill and when Dexter learns about her killing all the assassins they partner up killing bad guys and have a lot of nude scenes together.

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u/Level_Traffic3344 Jul 22 '25

Nah, we need midget sex

6

u/Wonderful-Food1274 Aug 02 '25

he can watch, amirite?

49

u/Debbie_69 Jul 22 '25

Master cody is back

13

u/Ok_Nail_4795 Jul 22 '25

Handsome as ever, Master Cody

5

u/MedievalFurnace i didn't know you were jewish?! Jul 22 '25

Is that master cody in the back? With the blond hair

22

u/eggsaladrecipesndwch Jul 22 '25

Looks like a damn anime

7

u/BigThirdDown i have no idea what hammer time is Jul 22 '25

A damnime?

7

u/flyfazz that- thats called racism buddy do dont even.. Jul 23 '25

dexter lowkey looks like light from death note

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u/FreeAtLast25U Jul 22 '25

On a serious note yall is this show worth it?

I absolutely fucking loved Dexter new blood until that reaaalllly shitty ending with Harrison killing his dad.

Kinda wanted Dexter to come back to life but.. I’m weary. Is this done well?

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u/wovengrsnite192 Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

So far, so good. The explanation of how he lived is ok.

How he got out of situation of escaping Angela/Logan is quite hand wavy tho.

ā€œNah bro, you’re good. You did nothing wrong, it was self defenseā€ ā€œPlease don’t sue the department, we’re broke!!ā€

Edit: looks like I replied to nobody (this was meant to be a reply)

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u/loki-salazar Jul 22 '25

I skipped the last episode of new blood so I never even knew lol

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u/Ok_Nail_4795 Jul 22 '25

Honestly, no camera evidence + gunshot residue & bullet in his cell, is pretty damning. They never even had any evidence against Dexter, the only thing they had was that titanium screw (which they were notified of by a serial killer, and these were discovered in Dex's lodge where literally dozens of people, including a serial killer, were camped out for days and had plenty of opportunity to plant them there). Plus kurt lied about Matt being alive multiple times. And he's a serial killer. So idk, i didnt mean to get up all in ur business, but I felt pretty satisfied with the way they explained it away

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u/KorrokHidan Jul 22 '25

I think rn on reddit if you click on your own comment from your profile it won’t show the thread you replied to, just make your comment look separate. If you go the original post a different way though, you can still see it. Your comment is under the correct parent comment

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u/BlueHouseInTheSky Jul 22 '25

Its pure fucking peak

3

u/_Ticklebot_23 Jul 22 '25

sexter gets killed by his son?

totally deserved and he should be outed as the monster he was

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u/Ok_Nail_4795 Jul 22 '25

Dex isnt a monster imo but yea he did some bad things in nb

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u/MemeKnowledge_06 Jul 22 '25

But it fits his character, at the end of the day he’s a cold blooded killer with survival as his primary objective, besides he didn’t intend to kill Logan but yeah if you think about it what other consequence would have been there as a result of him starting the fight

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u/Ok_Nail_4795 Jul 22 '25

A cold blooded killer who loves his family, puts them above himself, and focuses solely on making the world a better place by killing only bad guys & saving innocents as much as he can. Yes he has an obsession with murder and it's bad and he makes tons of selfish mistakes but he's human. IDK to each their own

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u/jplveiga Jul 23 '25

Buddy, he doesn't make the world a better place by killing innocent people, just cause you are satisfying your will to kill with an excuse of trying to only kill serial killers, you're still not a good person. Killing people is the primary he goes after and not getting caught before any other rule.

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u/_Ticklebot_23 Jul 22 '25

dexter is 100% a monster

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u/TheZohanG Jul 23 '25

What is dexter doing in game of thrones, is he the prince that was promised?

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u/Joshomatic Jul 22 '25

What a great shot of Dex, Harrison and Hannah

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u/Star1ess Jul 22 '25

Yeah… I’m hard

3

u/mailma16 Jul 22 '25

This would do numbers in a TikTok slide show

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u/imjustmos Jul 22 '25

Game of thrones reboot?

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u/Excellent_Heat2850 I WILL FUCK YOU BACK IN WAYS YOU NEVER EVEN IMAGINE! Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

nah game of thrones porn parody

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u/Acceptable-Duty-4986 I am Switzerland šŸ‡ØšŸ‡­ Jul 23 '25

This somehow feels like a meme image

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u/EntertainmentNew4348 Jul 24 '25

My metal gear is solid

2

u/Level_Traffic3344 Jul 22 '25

I just wanna know, is Peter Dinklaged to Uma at any point in the season?

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u/Bigcheese0451 WELL THEN FUCK YOU 🤬 Jul 23 '25

Ts tuff

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u/Crispesto007 Pardon my tits Jul 23 '25

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u/ComprehensiveTop3980 shut up cunt Jul 23 '25

Guys I havent started Dexter Fuckerection yet. Im waiting till the whole thing comes out. I hope its good.

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u/SeveralBollocks_67 4d ago

fuckerectionĀ 

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u/smorfan809 Jul 22 '25

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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u/ProtectMyExcalibur Jul 23 '25

Peter Dinklage is awesome, can’t wait to see him.

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u/thegoodlordbird Jul 24 '25

Dexter if it was a 20-year long running seinen manga.

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u/kelvin_jd shut up cunt Jul 26 '25

never wanted to watch a show less

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u/PlainSightMan 23d ago

Michael C. Ball

Peter Driplage

Aura Thurman