r/okbuddymotherfucker 3d ago

helo, dextr morgon Ayo the bay harbor snitcher

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u/AntSUnrise 3d ago

Did his boy dirty. I hope it was worth it Harrison.

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u/Alternative-Mud4739 Creep Motherfucker 3d ago

Didn't he also sell his stolen car to this man? Harrison is a menace lol

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u/Guardian_of_Perineum 3d ago

This is why he'll never get a black boyfriend like his father.

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u/uddercovers shut up cunt 3d ago

Wdym black? Doakes was orange

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u/PS3LOVE Creep Motherfucker 2d ago

Orange is the color of the prison suit the Bay Harbor Buthcer (Doakes) would have worn.

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u/Doctor_Mycology 3d ago

It’s from halls other show on hbo 6 feet under

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u/uddercovers shut up cunt 3d ago

Who is Hall, and why is HBO 6 feet under, did trinity bury him?

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u/Growkitz Pre-10k Motherfuckers' 2d ago

Honestly though what was the dude thinking?! 😂 he was smoking the entire shift in the middle of the workfloor. The security guard is trash for just noticing

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u/AdamSmashy hello whore 3d ago

dude was wilding smoking a J in a billionaires party while he was on the clock surrounded by NYPD. even if it was legal there that’s crazy

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u/FauxRex Gross English Titty Vampire 2d ago

Right in the Middle of the kitchen, wtf bro? The pay for that gig was like $100 an hour to walk around with a tray. How do you fuck that up?

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u/Dry-Discount-9426 i have no idea what hammer time is 2d ago

Have you worked in a kitchen before?

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u/FauxRex Gross English Titty Vampire 2d ago

12 years. No one ever got high in the kitchen

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u/BronInThe2011Finals 2d ago

It wasn’t a J it was one of the pens

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u/byrontheimpaler 3d ago

I was laughing so hard at this part

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u/40klan 3d ago

all that for Sexter

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u/Thevinster420 TAKE IT ✊ 3d ago

Why is harry son racist? Is he stupid?

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u/Broxios shut up cunt 3d ago

I think it's something about his dad having unknowingly worked with the Bay Harbour Butcher who was a black man. The kid is just afraid of losing his dad.

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u/papu16 3d ago

Ah yes, legendary phrase "I own you" to a black character, who later was kept in cage. 💀

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u/Choingyoing 3d ago

LOL writers ain't slick

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u/Untjosh1 2d ago

And killed by the whitest character the show ever had 😩

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u/Kaiser_Maximillian 2d ago

Masuka didn't kill Doakes

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u/FauxRex Gross English Titty Vampire 2d ago

Hairy Son

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u/Alex_Mercer_- 3d ago

To be fair even if he didn't specify who he was talking about, mf was RIGHT THERE smoking in the open, guy was doomed anyway.

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u/Alternative-Mud4739 Creep Motherfucker 3d ago

Snitches get stitches

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u/Inevitable-Chart1760 3d ago

Sold out his boy just to be taken hostage by Charley

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u/beefglob hello whore 3d ago

Almost dying to Charlie Brown 💀💀

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u/Slow-Shift-51 3d ago

Its crazy how the dude was openly vaping in the kitchen.

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u/Food_Eater805 2d ago

New York Snitcher

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u/Apprehensive-Oil404 3d ago

Pissed me off. Snitch.

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u/DarkAngel2099 3d ago

Nah bro was doing ts in the open. He would have most likely be caught sooner or later.

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u/Downstairs_Emission9 I WILL FUCK YOU BACK IN WAYS YOU NEVER EVEN IMAGINE! 3d ago

Bro had zero control.

1 second on the job and he's doing backflips through smoke rings and shit.

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u/pretendimcute 3d ago

For real. I only hope the guy addressed the situation as he saw it. "Hey you, what are you doing? Get the hell out of here!" And not "Hey your coworker over there sent me this way to reprimand you"

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u/vctrn-carajillo 2d ago

I think he did, it would be weird to hear "another waiter told me (...)" coming from security personnel. He has to show he's got shit under control.

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u/HexenLexen 2d ago

The Bay Harbor Narc

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u/ITandFitnessJunkie 2d ago

sees guard turns around “Fuck you doin’ bruv” “Actually, I was looking for you.” “Why da fuck you turn around then?”

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u/Food_Eater805 2d ago

I hope he gets his ass beat for that in Season 2. His friend he ratted on is going to be the big bad.