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Jeffrey Epstein with victim Teala Davis in the cockpit.

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u/UniqueUserName7734 1d ago edited 1d ago

They’re not in a cockpit. They’re in the back of a bell 407. I don’t know if that really matters, but I felt the need to say it. (Release the Epstein files.)

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u/andyhenault 1d ago edited 21h ago

You sound like someone who has spent a lot of time around a 407.

Edit: To be clear, not accusing you of actually flying Epstein's helicopter. Just appreciate someone who can spot the aircraft type by looking at some obscure piece of it.

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u/sh1be 1d ago

It's true. I was the headset he's wearing.

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u/mouippai 1d ago

Did you clean it off first (asking the important questions)

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u/froli 1d ago

Actually, it's easier to get them on and off quickly if they are battered in baby oil.

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u/GonzoTheGreat22 1d ago

Finally, the Epstein/Diddy collab we’ve all been waiting for

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u/trafalmadorianistic 12h ago

When is Diddy getting that Johnson & Johnson's endorsement deal for baby oil.

It's now synonymous on the internet.

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u/Missmoxi 1d ago edited 17h ago

Corrected “covered in baby batter”

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u/WiseSpunion 1d ago

*slathered

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

no Diddy chill

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u/coochie_clogger 23h ago

battered??

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u/Jimiq68 13h ago

Seriously, that's a case of hearing AIDS in the making...

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u/nerdygeoff 1d ago

I think you need to re-read what he wrote lol

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u/pee-in-butt 1d ago

Finally we get a first-ear source

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u/Upstairs-Car-8995 1d ago

well you are not like the open fly on Epstein. He probably got for info than you

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u/FistfullofFucks 1d ago

I guess that makes you an accessory

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u/longcreepyhug 23h ago

The FBI does not have some questions for you.

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u/CfoodMomma 1d ago

I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'

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u/CyberEU-62 1d ago

Ummmm, I thought you were his anal plug.

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u/gatchamanhk 1d ago

Surely you can’t be serious ?

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u/Sharptux44 1d ago

So you are saying you are an accomplice?

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u/yumeryuu 22h ago

You’re a BOSE

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u/DAT_DROP 18h ago

It's true. I was the wind beneath his rotors

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u/UniqueUserName7734 22h ago

I’m going to get killed for this comment, but I’ve spent around 4,000 hrs in the back of a 206/407 (not flying it.) It was not epstein’s 407 though…. I’ll tell you what else, if I had Epstein money I’d be riding in the back of an Augusta 109 Power, but it’s probably just some random taxi service he’s using.

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u/Ok_Relation_7770 19h ago

Reddit is ridiculous but why would you get killed for this comment haha

A lot of passionate Redditors who are team 407 and this Augusta is shit?

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u/UniqueUserName7734 19h ago

No , for spending a bunch of time in the back of the very Helicopter picture here. You know, like fart joke level stuff but in this case, the joke is that I was in the back of Epstein‘s helicopter

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u/wilsonhammer 19h ago

I thought you were fearing vitriol for implying that you were wealthy enough to spend that much time in helicopters (though it very well may be that it was for work).

Either way, I think rotary flight is cool. glad you got to have that experience

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u/Ok_Relation_7770 19h ago

Ah, I didn’t think as much since you clarified. I could definitely see them turning it into a thing in the Instagram comments. There would be a whole back story added by someone with no profile picture. I don’t use TikTok but I assume the comments are about the same vibe

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u/professionally-baked 18h ago

Word on the street is you were in the back of Epstein’s copter /s

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u/UniqueUserName7734 15h ago

What copter? Fake news, there is copter. Bill Clinton was in the back of the copter. But there is no copter.

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u/PMmeuroneweirdtrick 1d ago

He was the pilot taking epstein to his island

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u/squired 1d ago

Funny you should say that. Go look up his actual pilot. She has disappeared.

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u/lazyboy76 1d ago

He's a Epstein victim.

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u/mercury_pointer 1d ago

He's Epstein, hanging out with Elvis and 2Pac.

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u/iamafriscogiant 1d ago

They would never!

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u/okaybutnothing 19h ago

I mean, Priscilla was 14 when Elvis became smitten, so at least he may have been down with Epstein…

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u/garry4321 1d ago

Fucking toll road

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u/Winter-Ad-4897 1d ago

Donald is on Reddit?

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u/MaintenanceInternal 1d ago

How? Just how did you resist saying 'you sound like someone who has spent a lot of time around a bell'?

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u/Available_Finish4387 1d ago

Epstein’s 407… good thing Maxwell said there is no list, otherwise commenter might be on it.

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u/Reggie-Quest 1d ago

Specifically in the back

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u/MesMeMe 1d ago

Sounds like someone who has been a lot of time around Epstein.

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u/AE7VL_Radio 21h ago

Epsteins 704?! 🧐

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u/Gandalfs_Dick 1d ago

Is /u/UniqueUserName7734 on the list!?

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 1d ago

4 hours later and still no denial from u/UniqueUserName7734

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u/UniqueUserName7734 23h ago

What list? That’s fake news, you guys need to get over it.

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u/Genetic-Eddy 1d ago

with Epstein.

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u/dmomo 1d ago

At this point, even if I did release them, could we actually believe that they are not tainted by the current administration, who would be doing said releasing of files?

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u/Stifu 1d ago

I think it's going to be hard to convincingly alter them (relevant video that explains how tampering could get detected). Also, so far they've covered things up pretty sloppily (e.g: Epstein's jail footage), so I expect that trend to continue.

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u/RedditsCoxswain 1d ago

I was under the impression that enough people have seen enough of the unredacted material that it’s simply unrealistic to fake the report

Or maybe he’s going to take a few people out that do know in order to send a message before he does it?

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u/Stifu 1d ago

I was under the impression that enough people have seen enough of the unredacted material that it’s simply unrealistic to fake the report

That's right.

Or maybe he’s going to take a few people out that do know in order to send a message before he does it?

What message would it send other than "I'm guilty"? And in the FBI only, 1000 agents have worked on various parts of the Epstein files. Too many people are involved in this. I think the main reason this has not completely blown up yet is that the majority of the FBI are Trump supporters. But the simple fact that we know 1000 agents have worked is already proof that there are cracks in the cover-up machine.

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u/hegemonistic 22h ago

It’s probably safer to have 1000 agents go through it than 10, because the more you’re able to compartmentalize the information the harder it is for any of those agents to truly have the full picture. They likely all only know little slivers of the most incriminating stuff a piece and so it may not look nearly as bad as it is to any one of them.

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u/chuckangel 19h ago

Yeah, once Trump dies, you know the line to give interviews/write books/sell rights is going to be massive.

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u/Stifu 18h ago

"I could help save democracy, or I could sell a book... Decisions, decisions... j/k I'll sell a book."

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u/ECHOHOHOHO 1d ago edited 1d ago

Just black out the lines like in othe 'released' documents /files?...pretty sure they just do that. Or outright remove parts, for whatever reason deemed plausible, if they give any at all. National security, whatever... Give it a few years, and some things will come out, unless youre going to steal the papers yourself. You saw what Epstein got. Giselle complicit, or next.

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u/WaldoEatsDicks 17h ago

And that’s where you’re wrong. How many people do you think knew about JFK? MLK? People are quiet when they’re worried about their self preservation.

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u/WyoGrads 19h ago

Nah, that’s how the Clintons roll. Haven’t seen that from Trump.

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u/snowbigdeal 19h ago

There's a book called one nation under blackmail, it's a tome. But, if you can get through the 2 parts, it does the best job detailing the Epstein saga. Every claim comes with primary sources in the appendix, it's honestly a must read if you want to understand Epstein.

It does a great job detailing the Roy Cohn and Trump connection.

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u/Holovoid 23h ago

I think it's going to be hard to convincingly alter them

As if they couldn't just release them all with Donald Trump's name scribbled out in crayon and replaced with "Barack Obama" or whatever and the MAGA base wouldn't just lap it up like they've lapped up everything else this admin has puked out

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u/Stifu 23h ago

This is covered in the video I shared above. Basically, they're counting on the many people who actually saw the files to point out any inconsistencies (which can be done anonymously). Of course, there is no guarantee that anyone would speak up. Just like there's no guarantee there'd be actual consequences for Trump and his minions even if that happened. Still no harm in hoping. Defeatism won't get us far.

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u/Holovoid 22h ago

Its not defeatism. Its realism.

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u/Stifu 22h ago edited 18h ago

That "realism" is a self-fulfilling prophecy. If everyone has that attitude, nothing good will happen.

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u/Holovoid 22h ago

No, we just need to realize that we need a different approach to fix this problem.

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u/Stifu 21h ago

Why not. But we can try multiple approaches at the same time.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 1d ago

I dont think anything is gonna happen. This is like the latest copium to hope because people don't want to go to arms to bring about change. Look at the conservative subreddit where they see a pic like this and celebrate. Look at how the media, left or right, rarely ever bring up any kind of news that puts the evil people in a bad light. Its all over but I'm still gonna vote cuz I aint a bitch.

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u/PM-MeYourSexySelf 22h ago

They're already trying to spin it as Bill Clinton being the real culprit. Meanwhile ignoring Trump's close connections with Epstein.

They're still deluded. This ain't gonna wake them up.

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u/SEvan12 1d ago

It could be tainted by any administration because all of them have some people on that list. Which is why the whole operation was successful. No point in running a mission to compromise members of one administration only. No point in waiting 4 years to get your policies through when you can pressure a bunch of people in power now.

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u/Lopsided_Ad_9740 1d ago

Totally agree with you. The files are so compromised and redacted there won't be anything left in them.

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u/OnlinePosterPerson 20h ago

Presumably there are copies from the last administration that could contradict alterarions

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u/treydv3 13h ago

the current administration didn't have them for the last 5 years. his first administration that obtained them was on your side aswell

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u/dmomo 12h ago

What do you mean "my side"...

u/treydv3 5h ago

your comment is clear enough

u/dmomo 5h ago

Yes.. it's Trump's side or the "other side". Because everybody is that simple.

Trust me. It's certainly possible to despise the Democratic party while also acknowledging that Donald j. Trump is a steeping pile of garbage.

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u/disposableaccountass 1d ago

It matters, because of the implication…

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u/leonhardodickharprio 1d ago

Dennis Reynolds walked so Epstein could run

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u/addandsubtract 1d ago

sailed, \fly

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u/GingerSnap198 1d ago

sunnyinthewild 😂

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u/BiscuitsAndTheMix 1d ago

I appreciate the call out. It bothered me too.

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u/nyr21 1d ago

Maybe it’s a euphemism

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u/_CitizenSnips_ 1d ago

That’s what I was thinking haha

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u/skovbanan 1d ago

It probably doesn’t matter much, in Trump’s and Epstein’s optics there’s still a cock pit in this picture.

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u/LickyPusser 1d ago

No, no - Jeffrey Epstein affectionately called his helicopter, “The Cockpit.” And Trump called Epstein’s plane, “Junior High.”

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u/Holiday-Ad2843 1d ago

It doesn’t matter, but I’d get pedntic about a detail like that too if I knew the difference.

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u/reaven3958 19h ago

It's always a cockpit when Jeffrey's in it.

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u/microgirlActual 1d ago

As an autistic person for whom inaccuracy is actively discomfitting, thank you for this.

In fairness, I wouldn't have known, but not that I do I'm so freaking glad it was corrected

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u/Full-Association-175 1d ago

Gratitude for not having to use the word "cockpit" going forward.

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 1d ago

It does matter to not mix in misinformation to muddy the waters.

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u/xjaaace 1d ago

I don’t think he was talking about the helicopter sir

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u/bannedByTencent 1d ago

No no, it is a cock pit indeed.

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u/GermFran 1d ago

Cock-pit ?

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u/SchoolForSedition 1d ago

I assumed it was a more general description rather than part of an aircraft.

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u/Egheaumaen 1d ago

Maybe they’re not in a cockpit, but I guarantee a cock was eventually involved.

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u/Pleasant_Plate_1507 1d ago

Yet it was still a cock pit

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u/Super_Shallot2351 1d ago

Incorrect information + her name is spelled wrong. 

But still gets all that sweet karma.

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u/121daysofsodom 1d ago

How would you know that unless you'd flown to his island regularly?

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u/srfreak 1d ago

They are probably going to be released once the Trump mandate ends, and his name has been properly removed from the files, along with all his friends and benefactors.

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u/geneticdeadender 1d ago

OP wanted a reason to put "cock" in the title.

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u/dquilon 1d ago

It was a typo, not cockpit but cocktip

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u/Few_Broccoli9742 1d ago

Think the word cockpit is being used as a euphemism here.

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u/Accomplished_Put_105 1d ago

Here you Go

Epstein List:

Donald Trump

Mickey Mouse

Shrek

Angela Merkel

Elon Musk

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u/citizen_of_leshp 1d ago

They meant cock pit.

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u/zeeber99 1d ago

So she's in the bell end?

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u/SweetSunnyDay303 1d ago

Cockpit unfortunately has context here :(, click baiting title but subjectively valid

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u/Ill_Profit_1399 1d ago

Cockpit sounds correct.

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u/PositiveGrass187 1d ago

Is a bell 407 a private jet? My boss bought his PJ and helicopter and hired his pilot.

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u/UniqueUserName7734 22h ago

Bell 407 is a helicopter.

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u/OttoHemi 1d ago

Emphasis on "cock" pit.

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u/LTdesign 23h ago

I came to say this, but hey - you beat my to it!

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u/vehiclestars 23h ago

These guys won’t;

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u/fa3man 22h ago

Maybe he calls his rear set the cock pit

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u/loyalone 22h ago

...alive, and unspoiled... (as in un-redacted)

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u/Left-Cry2817 21h ago

Wherever Epstein went was a cock pit.

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u/Gearballz 20h ago

This comment is why I Reddit.

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u/kooldarkplace 19h ago

they’re definitely in a cockpit if you know what I’m saying

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u/mrmavis9280 18h ago

Maybe they meant the "cock pit"

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u/P0werClean 18h ago

Still going to end up in his cockpit unfortunately... Grim.

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u/BoxSea4289 16h ago

Makes accounts like this seem like karma whores. 

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u/SaintCholo 15h ago

Makes sense of why a kid would be in cockpit unless Epstein was piloting in a British side drive

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u/Sti8man7 1d ago

Helicopters don’t call it cockpit?

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u/ammo359 1d ago

They do, but this is not a picture of two people in it.

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u/FenPhen 1d ago

The cockpit is where the aircraft controls are. The photo is of the passenger seats, and this area is called the cabin, presumably.

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u/germaneztv 1d ago

"if this helicopter could talk..."

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u/Sti8man7 1d ago

They do but the blades tend to make a din.

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u/thunderc8 1d ago

I read it as Cock Pit. But Thx for clarifying.

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u/Borba02 1d ago

I don't think either interpretation is wrong, and that makes me sad.

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u/thunderc8 1d ago

Sad and mad because from what it seems, we will never learn the truth.

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u/Isabeer 1d ago

Ghislane? Is that you?

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u/PM_ME_UR_MERKIN 1d ago

No she said they never were there

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u/Anthony_Accurate 1d ago

yeah thats the important part, seat location.

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u/B00marangTrotter 19h ago

In the spirit of things that need to be said, I feel this link should also be shared. https://trumpfile.org/ghislaine-maxwell-says-jeffrey-epstein-recorded-trump-with-his-victims/

(Release the Epstein files.)

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 1d ago

Inevitably, she ended up in the pit of his cock...so there's that.

Also, release the Epstein files.