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Jeffrey Epstein with victim Teala Davis in the cockpit.

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u/andyhenault 1d ago edited 21h ago

You sound like someone who has spent a lot of time around a 407.

Edit: To be clear, not accusing you of actually flying Epstein's helicopter. Just appreciate someone who can spot the aircraft type by looking at some obscure piece of it.

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u/sh1be 1d ago

It's true. I was the headset he's wearing.

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u/mouippai 1d ago

Did you clean it off first (asking the important questions)

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u/froli 1d ago

Actually, it's easier to get them on and off quickly if they are battered in baby oil.

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u/GonzoTheGreat22 1d ago

Finally, the Epstein/Diddy collab we’ve all been waiting for

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u/trafalmadorianistic 12h ago

When is Diddy getting that Johnson & Johnson's endorsement deal for baby oil.

It's now synonymous on the internet.

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u/Missmoxi 1d ago edited 17h ago

Corrected “covered in baby batter”

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u/WiseSpunion 1d ago

*slathered

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

no Diddy chill

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u/coochie_clogger 23h ago

battered??

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u/Jimiq68 13h ago

Seriously, that's a case of hearing AIDS in the making...

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u/nerdygeoff 1d ago

I think you need to re-read what he wrote lol

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u/pee-in-butt 1d ago

Finally we get a first-ear source

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u/Upstairs-Car-8995 1d ago

well you are not like the open fly on Epstein. He probably got for info than you

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u/FistfullofFucks 1d ago

I guess that makes you an accessory

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u/longcreepyhug 23h ago

The FBI does not have some questions for you.

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u/CfoodMomma 1d ago

I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'

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u/CyberEU-62 1d ago

Ummmm, I thought you were his anal plug.

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u/gatchamanhk 1d ago

Surely you can’t be serious ?

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u/Sharptux44 1d ago

So you are saying you are an accomplice?

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u/yumeryuu 22h ago

You’re a BOSE

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u/DAT_DROP 18h ago

It's true. I was the wind beneath his rotors

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u/UniqueUserName7734 22h ago

I’m going to get killed for this comment, but I’ve spent around 4,000 hrs in the back of a 206/407 (not flying it.) It was not epstein’s 407 though…. I’ll tell you what else, if I had Epstein money I’d be riding in the back of an Augusta 109 Power, but it’s probably just some random taxi service he’s using.

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u/Ok_Relation_7770 19h ago

Reddit is ridiculous but why would you get killed for this comment haha

A lot of passionate Redditors who are team 407 and this Augusta is shit?

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u/UniqueUserName7734 19h ago

No , for spending a bunch of time in the back of the very Helicopter picture here. You know, like fart joke level stuff but in this case, the joke is that I was in the back of Epstein‘s helicopter

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u/wilsonhammer 19h ago

I thought you were fearing vitriol for implying that you were wealthy enough to spend that much time in helicopters (though it very well may be that it was for work).

Either way, I think rotary flight is cool. glad you got to have that experience

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u/Ok_Relation_7770 19h ago

Ah, I didn’t think as much since you clarified. I could definitely see them turning it into a thing in the Instagram comments. There would be a whole back story added by someone with no profile picture. I don’t use TikTok but I assume the comments are about the same vibe

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u/professionally-baked 18h ago

Word on the street is you were in the back of Epstein’s copter /s

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u/UniqueUserName7734 15h ago

What copter? Fake news, there is copter. Bill Clinton was in the back of the copter. But there is no copter.

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u/PMmeuroneweirdtrick 1d ago

He was the pilot taking epstein to his island

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u/squired 1d ago

Funny you should say that. Go look up his actual pilot. She has disappeared.

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u/lazyboy76 1d ago

He's a Epstein victim.

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u/mercury_pointer 1d ago

He's Epstein, hanging out with Elvis and 2Pac.

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u/iamafriscogiant 1d ago

They would never!

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u/okaybutnothing 19h ago

I mean, Priscilla was 14 when Elvis became smitten, so at least he may have been down with Epstein…

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u/garry4321 1d ago

Fucking toll road

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u/Winter-Ad-4897 1d ago

Donald is on Reddit?

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u/MaintenanceInternal 1d ago

How? Just how did you resist saying 'you sound like someone who has spent a lot of time around a bell'?

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u/Available_Finish4387 1d ago

Epstein’s 407… good thing Maxwell said there is no list, otherwise commenter might be on it.

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u/Reggie-Quest 1d ago

Specifically in the back

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u/MesMeMe 1d ago

Sounds like someone who has been a lot of time around Epstein.

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u/AE7VL_Radio 21h ago

Epsteins 704?! 🧐

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u/Gandalfs_Dick 1d ago

Is /u/UniqueUserName7734 on the list!?

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 1d ago

4 hours later and still no denial from u/UniqueUserName7734

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u/UniqueUserName7734 23h ago

What list? That’s fake news, you guys need to get over it.

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u/Genetic-Eddy 1d ago

with Epstein.