r/playstation • u/dennisritchiec • Feb 08 '25

Meme Everyone going to this sub to check if the PlayStation Network is down

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u/ProfessorMoron95 Feb 08 '25

Holy shit 24-48 hours? Ouch. Hopefully that isn't the case

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u/Choice-Produce-8714 Manging Democracy since 2024 Feb 08 '25

Sony service reps manage expectations. Helldivers manage democracy.

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u/stevenp32 Feb 08 '25

And we need to manage democracy because the illuminate have returned and their autocratic intentions are still shrouded in mystery.

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u/DogIsDead777 Feb 08 '25

No no no no, their autocratic intentions are only partially shrouded in mystery now, first they sucked up the psn servers into the Merida black hole and then all of SE will be next.

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u/stevenp32 Feb 08 '25

Well played strategy but democracy will live on and they will rue the day they used the Merida black hole to block the playstation network. Our only hope is the DSS.

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u/DogIsDead777 Feb 08 '25

Some say the DSS is still connected to active helldivers via steam access, may they hold the line... and their deaths be remembered for years to come🥲🫡

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u/stevenp32 Feb 08 '25

We will avenge our comrades. Once we return we will cry democracy and let loose the hounds of war.

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u/DogIsDead777 Feb 08 '25

LOL after the new warbond you mean 'hounds of war' = 'level 2 cadets strapped with the hellbomb backpack I gave them and told them was an invincible shield'? 🙂

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u/stevenp32 Feb 08 '25

Exactly. We will endure and persevere this calamity. Not because we have to or want to but because it's expected of us.

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u/blancoconblack Feb 08 '25

We will return brethren to spread the manager democracy where the enemy thrives. Onward once the pathway is clear. Those who hold the line in our absence will not be forgotten!

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u/Hamhockthegizzard Feb 08 '25

Oh man, do you think Super Earth is absolutely FUCKED right now? 😂 I would die if servers got back up and the zones were just surrounding the planet lmfao (just started playing this week and I love Helldivers lol)

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u/stevenp32 Feb 08 '25

Have to hope our PC brothers can hold down the fort.

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u/Primary_Junket_8709 Feb 08 '25

This was clearly acr of terrorism committed by the automatons. Anything those greasy bastards can do to slow the spread of democracy and liberty.

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u/stevenp32 Feb 08 '25

It's definitely not the terminids. They are not smart enough. But they still hate democracy.

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u/Practical-Dish-4522 Feb 08 '25

Check out “Dark Gothic MAGA” on YouTube. Title sounds a little dumb IMO, but, interesting content

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u/EightmanROC Feb 08 '25

I bet one of Musk's little traitor-tots got mad after the DOJ locked them out of the Treasury and downloading everyone's SSNs, so they shut down PSN to alter every leaderboard in every game to put Musk on top as a consolation.

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u/Initial_Lychee1760 Feb 08 '25

We gonna come back to the solar system being over taken, 5 systems still safe and a brand new color on the map💀💀💀💀

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u/schuyywalker Feb 08 '25

Fuck that means I gotta download Rivals on Xbox and relearn the controller

BECAUSE I AM ADDICTED

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u/Efficient_Bar2019 Feb 08 '25

Oh shit I forgot I had an Xbox lol thanks for reminding me I’m gonna go hook that up and play some FN

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u/Artistic-Dimension66 Feb 08 '25

This me rn bro, and I just got off work 😭

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u/schuyywalker Feb 08 '25

I grinded to 10 and I’ll be in tomorrow if PSN isn’t working.

PSN: Scheez Xbox: ScheezOnXbox

Anyone can feel free to add me!

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u/Option2B9SA2 Feb 08 '25

I did the exact same thing!! Addicted too! lol

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u/schuyywalker Feb 08 '25

Feel free to add!

PSN: Scheez

XBOX: ScheezOnXbox

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u/SoulEater210 Feb 08 '25

How does it compare to Overwatch? I haven't played Rivals yet, been focused on POE2.

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u/schuyywalker Feb 08 '25

Well I only played Overwatch for the first year I think so I don’t know how it is these days.

It’s a very polished well made clone of overwatxh with marvel characters essentially

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u/Normal_Total_9803 Feb 08 '25

You and me both 😭

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u/schuyywalker Feb 08 '25

Yo I grinded to 10 and still went 3 wins and 1 loss, no gain from bronze 3. And the people are more toxic than the upper levels omg

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u/Normal_Total_9803 Feb 08 '25

It’s so bad but I miss it lmao is rather be listening to the toxic people on marvel than staring at my ps screen and wonder when it’ll be back

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u/Shoddy-Experience872 Feb 08 '25

Orr be a real man and boot up that 2006 PlayStation 3 and play black ops 2 online

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u/Turbulent_Public5507 Feb 08 '25

i’m pretty sure they make ps styled controllers for xbox

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u/schuyywalker Feb 08 '25

Man I am a broke bitch. I got three controllers with drift stick I rotate in and out

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u/Why-must_I-exsits99 Feb 08 '25

Rivals said servers are gonna suck to get into on pc and Xbox because there are no PlayStation players queuing in

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u/Several-Lecture-2017 Feb 08 '25

Bad game, go play paladins.

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u/cocPumpUpTheJam Feb 08 '25

Who says this 😂

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u/schuyywalker Feb 08 '25

Yeah literally just no. I wouldn’t play paladins even if OW offered free skins to not play paladins.

I’m not playing either because I enjoy this game. First game in a long time.

No u.

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u/Greatphildead Feb 08 '25

I know,  I got home and was all ready to play some games , I haven't played in so long And of course this happens when I'm hurt and can't work  lame!

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u/Cultural_Zombie_1583 Feb 08 '25

Probably means more

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u/Known-Plane7349 Feb 08 '25

What sucks even more is that it happened on a Friday. That 24-48 hours is basically the entire weekend.

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u/fireflyry Feb 08 '25

Set an ambiguous extreme, fixing it before then makes you look good and lessens the fallout.

Customer service 101.

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u/Floki540 Feb 08 '25

You mean I have to spend time with my wife and actually have to go fix things instead of saying I'm almost done be right there

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u/ScattyTings Feb 08 '25

mmmmaaaaannnnn go outside bro wdym "ouch" 😭