r/playstation • u/dennisritchiec • Feb 08 '25

Meme Everyone going to this sub to check if the PlayStation Network is down

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u/Choice-Produce-8714 Manging Democracy since 2024 Feb 08 '25

Sony service reps manage expectations. Helldivers manage democracy.

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u/stevenp32 Feb 08 '25

And we need to manage democracy because the illuminate have returned and their autocratic intentions are still shrouded in mystery.

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u/DogIsDead777 Feb 08 '25

No no no no, their autocratic intentions are only partially shrouded in mystery now, first they sucked up the psn servers into the Merida black hole and then all of SE will be next.

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u/stevenp32 Feb 08 '25

Well played strategy but democracy will live on and they will rue the day they used the Merida black hole to block the playstation network. Our only hope is the DSS.

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u/DogIsDead777 Feb 08 '25

Some say the DSS is still connected to active helldivers via steam access, may they hold the line... and their deaths be remembered for years to come🥲🫡

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u/stevenp32 Feb 08 '25

We will avenge our comrades. Once we return we will cry democracy and let loose the hounds of war.

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u/DogIsDead777 Feb 08 '25

LOL after the new warbond you mean 'hounds of war' = 'level 2 cadets strapped with the hellbomb backpack I gave them and told them was an invincible shield'? 🙂

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u/stevenp32 Feb 08 '25

Exactly. We will endure and persevere this calamity. Not because we have to or want to but because it's expected of us.

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u/blancoconblack Feb 08 '25

We will return brethren to spread the manager democracy where the enemy thrives. Onward once the pathway is clear. Those who hold the line in our absence will not be forgotten!

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u/Hamhockthegizzard Feb 08 '25

Oh man, do you think Super Earth is absolutely FUCKED right now? 😂 I would die if servers got back up and the zones were just surrounding the planet lmfao (just started playing this week and I love Helldivers lol)

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u/stevenp32 Feb 08 '25

Have to hope our PC brothers can hold down the fort.

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u/Primary_Junket_8709 Feb 08 '25

This was clearly acr of terrorism committed by the automatons. Anything those greasy bastards can do to slow the spread of democracy and liberty.

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u/stevenp32 Feb 08 '25

It's definitely not the terminids. They are not smart enough. But they still hate democracy.

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u/Practical-Dish-4522 Feb 08 '25

Check out “Dark Gothic MAGA” on YouTube. Title sounds a little dumb IMO, but, interesting content

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u/EightmanROC Feb 08 '25

I bet one of Musk's little traitor-tots got mad after the DOJ locked them out of the Treasury and downloading everyone's SSNs, so they shut down PSN to alter every leaderboard in every game to put Musk on top as a consolation.

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u/Initial_Lychee1760 Feb 08 '25

We gonna come back to the solar system being over taken, 5 systems still safe and a brand new color on the map💀💀💀💀