It’s kinda like that joke about the time traveler.
A time traveler goes back 150 years with his smart phone. He shows it off to the people and they ask what it is and what he does with it.
I hold all the knowledge of human kind in my hands. And use it to look at cat videos watch videos of a video game horses balls shrink in the cold weather.
Well... let's never forget that on Conan Exiles they had a person in charge of physics of the penis against the wind. So I guess shrinking horse balls shouldn't be all that surprising.
I don't remember what it is bc it's been a minute since I played but there's a punch button and a maybe greet button that I was getting mixed up on? I've definitely punched a horse before. I think I even kicked a random dog in valentine :( The sheriff came and got me for that. I did my time. I still feel bad.
I did this lol. My wife likes horses and when I got RDR2 I was like hey honey check out these cool super detailed horses. Then I tried to greet mine and sucker punched it straight in the jaw lmao
I just started playing and my friends were watching me stream to see the hype. I'm about an hour in when they join and start asking about the horse. I jump off telling them how cool it is. Then straight cold cocked him. Horse kicked me and killed me. We laughed for a half hour and I had to start all over again. Sadly, not the last time I made that mistake
I remember this was actually a major talking point ahead of the games release lol. It was used to emphasise how ridiculously needlessly detailed the game was
God the level of detail in that game still continues to blow my mind. I still find myself learning little details like this that I didn’t know about to this day
Maybe I'm just overthinking, but RDR2 is the only time period where you would have multiple breeds, each with their own unique physiology. The others are earlier time periods, with limited gene pool and resources, trying to produce the "best" war horse.
Like everything else from the middle ages, the "best" care of their time is considered abuse by today's standards.
Lmao. I just imagine some weirdo heavy breathing leaning in looking at horse nuts shrinking. "Oh... yeah... look at those bad boys... MA! Come over ere ya gotta see this heavy breathing"
"Can you make the game's travel interesting and immersive?"
"Not at all, but we will spend an inordinate amount of resources on the texture and realism of your horse's testicles during extended unskippable travel sequences! Now press x to walk faster."
In Asscreed when it's winter everyone's balls shrink.
Btw irl no one rides a stallion except rodeo. Either a mare or a gelding(castrated male).
Btw it's obvious, rdr 2 had great detail for its own gen but Shadows is now truly of this gen.
I don't know what Kingdom come is doing and what breed is that.
The RDR2 horse ISN'T from the game, the mane is on the wrong side and the background isn't from the game. It looks like outside blackwater but there is no scenery in the background which is impossible as no matter the angle you always get some sort of scenery.
Also the horse is a low res picture compared to what is seen in RDR2, there is more shading and angles if you look at it in the game.
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u/Arpadiam Mar 31 '25
nothing will top RDR 2 horses when entering a cold area you can see the balls of the horse shrink