r/playstation Mar 31 '25

Discussion Which game has the better horses?

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u/Arpadiam Mar 31 '25

nothing will top RDR 2 horses when entering a cold area you can see the balls of the horse shrink

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u/Unable-Cellist-4277 [Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015] Mar 31 '25

I thought this was hyperbole, I was incorrect.

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u/evillurkz PS5 Pro Mar 31 '25

lmao i was amazed when there was a link, and was even more amazed when its actually real

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u/Sorry-Engineer8854 Mar 31 '25

Your algorithm will be forever changed

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u/Flaky_Artichoke4131 Apr 01 '25

May the algorithm be ever in your favor!

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u/Ferocious-Fart Mar 31 '25

It’s kinda like that joke about the time traveler.

A time traveler goes back 150 years with his smart phone. He shows it off to the people and they ask what it is and what he does with it.

I hold all the knowledge of human kind in my hands. And use it to look at cat videos watch videos of a video game horses balls shrink in the cold weather.

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u/Unable-Cellist-4277 [Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015] Apr 01 '25

“Good God man, what on Earth is a ‘video game’?”

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u/Ferocious-Fart Apr 01 '25

(Shows them video)

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u/Obsidian_Fury39 Apr 01 '25

Dies of IDK too information I guess

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None Mar 31 '25

Would prefer an irl horse's balls?

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u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Mar 31 '25

Why would you think people lie about this?

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u/AdImpressive4486 Apr 01 '25

Well... let's never forget that on Conan Exiles they had a person in charge of physics of the penis against the wind. So I guess shrinking horse balls shouldn't be all that surprising.

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u/XMAN2YMAN Mar 31 '25

You can slap your horse in RDR2???

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u/Smart-Dream6500 Mar 31 '25

I've definitely Conan punched my Arabian before, which was retaliated by a swift horse kick to the face

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u/afsdjkll Mar 31 '25

I don't remember what it is bc it's been a minute since I played but there's a punch button and a maybe greet button that I was getting mixed up on? I've definitely punched a horse before. I think I even kicked a random dog in valentine :( The sheriff came and got me for that. I did my time. I still feel bad.

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u/FreshestCremeFraiche Mar 31 '25

I did this lol. My wife likes horses and when I got RDR2 I was like hey honey check out these cool super detailed horses. Then I tried to greet mine and sucker punched it straight in the jaw lmao

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u/CHICKENPUSSY Apr 01 '25

I just started playing and my friends were watching me stream to see the hype. I'm about an hour in when they join and start asking about the horse. I jump off telling them how cool it is. Then straight cold cocked him. Horse kicked me and killed me. We laughed for a half hour and I had to start all over again. Sadly, not the last time I made that mistake

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u/Smart-Dream6500 Mar 31 '25

Oh no, I intended to punch my (red) Arabian. That horse is a dick. We have an understanding though.

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u/afsdjkll Mar 31 '25

They're little scaredy ass horses. I'm team missouri fox trotter.

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None Mar 31 '25

Agreed. Arabians are fast, but the Missouri is plenty fast enough and much more hardy.

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u/Smart-Dream6500 Mar 31 '25

I always like to keep the Tennessee Walker you get at the start of the game. He's nothing special, but he's a good boy.

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u/NinthYokai Apr 01 '25

Actually if there are multiple horses in a row and one kicks you into the other one… well it’s a real bad way to go.

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u/CT0292 Mar 31 '25

When you get thrown off because there's an alligator a mile away sleeping in the mud.

You'll want to give that horse a smack.

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u/Its_D_youtube Mar 31 '25

I just 100% red dead 1 and damn the graphics man 😅 its like night and day

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u/Temporary-Book8635 Apr 01 '25

I remember this was actually a major talking point ahead of the games release lol. It was used to emphasise how ridiculously needlessly detailed the game was

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u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Mar 31 '25

Why would you think people lie about this?

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u/Unable-Cellist-4277 [Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015] Apr 01 '25

/shrug

Could be one of those urban legends like there being a cow level in the first Diablo or that there is a Sasquatch in GTA: San Andreas.

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u/DevilApeEnji Apr 02 '25

I shamelessly clicked this linked so fast...I have no regrets.

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u/Slurpees_and_Stuff Apr 01 '25

The punch at the end killed me ☠️

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u/HereReluctantly Apr 03 '25

That video is so incredibly funny.

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u/T_M0SS Mar 31 '25

*hyperballe

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u/ilikebeens2 Mar 31 '25

Hahaha this is legendary 😂

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u/Lord-Lobster PS5 Mar 31 '25

That ending! Needed the laugh 😆