It’s kinda like that joke about the time traveler.
A time traveler goes back 150 years with his smart phone. He shows it off to the people and they ask what it is and what he does with it.
I hold all the knowledge of human kind in my hands. And use it to look at cat videos watch videos of a video game horses balls shrink in the cold weather.
Well... let's never forget that on Conan Exiles they had a person in charge of physics of the penis against the wind. So I guess shrinking horse balls shouldn't be all that surprising.
I don't remember what it is bc it's been a minute since I played but there's a punch button and a maybe greet button that I was getting mixed up on? I've definitely punched a horse before. I think I even kicked a random dog in valentine :( The sheriff came and got me for that. I did my time. I still feel bad.
I did this lol. My wife likes horses and when I got RDR2 I was like hey honey check out these cool super detailed horses. Then I tried to greet mine and sucker punched it straight in the jaw lmao
I just started playing and my friends were watching me stream to see the hype. I'm about an hour in when they join and start asking about the horse. I jump off telling them how cool it is. Then straight cold cocked him. Horse kicked me and killed me. We laughed for a half hour and I had to start all over again. Sadly, not the last time I made that mistake
I remember this was actually a major talking point ahead of the games release lol. It was used to emphasise how ridiculously needlessly detailed the game was
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u/Arpadiam Mar 31 '25
nothing will top RDR 2 horses when entering a cold area you can see the balls of the horse shrink