r/politics 29d ago

Soft Paywall Joe Rogan Tears Into Trump Administration Over Epstein Crisis: ‘Do They Think We’re Babies?’

https://www.thedailybeast.com/joe-rogan-tears-into-trump-administration-over-epstein-crisis/
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u/MagicianHeavy001 29d ago

Yes. Yes they do think you're babies.

Why? Because of how easily you have been manipulated by infantile and obviously transparent lies. That's why.

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u/R50cent 29d ago

Yup. Babies and easily deluded morons.

Hard to argue against the results.

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u/extralyfe 29d ago

I'd argue that many babies have more object permanence than Joe Rogan, seeing as that schmuck changes his opinion every time someone tells him what it is.

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u/ShrodingersCatBox 29d ago

He relies an awful lot on his comedy friends’ opinions instead of going to source material himself. Or getting Jamie to do the research.

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u/sporkhandsknifemouth 29d ago

Thus mirroring the process of his audience. It's what they like about him, he thinks like they do.

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u/canthearyouwhat 29d ago

Someone asked me the same thing once and I went, "some of y'all couldn't even peak in high school and it shows."

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u/PunxatawnyPhil 29d ago

Ever notice that the intellectually lazy are always so quick to point at the physically lazy. They’re so misled, it’s sad.

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u/mattyhtown Texas 29d ago

That brings up an existential fear that conservative men (and women) have. In a world that’s increasingly less physical than its ever been their self perceived utility wanes. There’s a reason why these people celebrate people like Columbus or Andrew Jackson or Brigham Young or Donald trump. They love the bully. Because that’s how they survive. Physical intimidation.

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u/Brian_E1971 29d ago

Grok: insert conservative whatsboutism comment here

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u/slowest_hour 29d ago

something something white south africans something something mecha hitler

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u/madsmcgivern511 Wisconsin 29d ago

Hey, don’t shame babies for being developing human beings. Definitely shame the grown ass adults who still have an infants comprehension skills. Babies get more leeway than well established adults who should damn well know better by now.

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u/R50cent 29d ago

"Stupid babies need the most attention"

  • The Simpsons
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u/BadNamesCoMo 29d ago

They do keep calling him “daddy”…

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u/dandet 29d ago

Just when I had forgotten that “Daddy’s home” post…

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u/IHavePoopedBefore 29d ago

And he calls them his "boys and sometimes gals"

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u/thedoommerchant 29d ago

They think they’re stupid morons, and now that they’ve had their way and seized power they no longer need to cater to their base. Saw this coming from a million miles away when Trump would utter that he loves stupid people, and how once they vote for him they’ll never have to vote again. God damn brain dead people got us into this in 2016 and the rot has just kept going…

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u/gilestowler 29d ago

That's the thing. they won, they hold all the levers of government, they don't have to appease anyone anymore. People can be as outraged as they like but America got itself into this situation.

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u/RTK9 29d ago

Trumps rat fucking them the same way he rapes children

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u/PuppyCocktheFirst 29d ago

lol, right? Absolutely they think you are babies, because you have displayed the intelligence of toddlers and bought into all of their low IQ nonsense for the last two decades. Why would they stop now?

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u/MyPasswordIsMyCat Hawaii 29d ago

I have a friend who is a kong time Rogan fan and voted for Trump. When we detailed all the bad things Trump was going to do, he asked defensively if we think we're smarter than him.

We think you did something dumb, buddy. Stop listening to people like Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson because it's all propaganda that tells men to act on their most insecure thoughts.

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u/UncoolSlicedBread 29d ago

Bro, I just drove 15 hours cross country and needed literally anything to help focus. I saw this article and decided to listen to a recent Joe Rogan episode to see what was what.

In the same 5 minutes span, he talks about this and how they’re clearly trying to hide things AND then just blankly accepts that Obama must’ve committed treason because the SAME GOVT that is trying to hide Epstein would clearly not lie or distract with a new claim against Obama.

I switched away so fast.

Like they can’t see the connection.

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u/fordat1 29d ago

Also Joe Rogan in the exact same podcast calls PBS a left wing propaganda machine. That dude hasnt changed a little bit

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u/Any-Plate2018 29d ago

There's 3 types of republican/right wingers/far right types below the leadership class.

  1. Cogs. The tank and file politicians. They're there to take bribes, do insider trading and make money.

  2. Grifters. Joe Rogan, Charlie Kirk etc..theyre in on the grift. They play along, they make their money. They say stupid things, but their audience is morons so it doesn't matter.

  3. The marks. The victims. Everyone else who votes trump. Their low standard of intelligence is exploited for vast profit. They've been tricked into thinking everythings a communism and healthcare is bad.

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u/omgpuppiesarecute 29d ago

I mean if you don't want people to think you're babies, don't act like babies.

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u/JamesTiberiusCrunk 29d ago

Yeah, hard to put it any more simply than that. And the reality is Joe is going to stop talking about this in a month and he'll still suck Trump's dick.

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u/Simple-Pea8805 29d ago

Joe takes the positions of whomever he has on, Trump included. He very rarely pushes back on anyone or anything in a way that’s beyond superficial.

In short, he’ll be on tomorrow talking about how bad Kamala was - while mispronouncing her name.

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u/JustaHawday 29d ago

He was Baby leader in October 🤷‍♂️

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u/gynecologeologist 29d ago

I disagree. If they thought you were a baby then they would try abducting and fucking us.

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u/rellim_63 29d ago

They carry the goalposts for this administration.

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u/themattboard Tennessee 29d ago

They think you are idiots.

A since they haven't been disabused of that notion by any kind of evidence, they have used it as an effective strategy over and over again.

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u/Lontology 29d ago edited 29d ago

Also notice how Joe ripped into the Trump administration but never actually criticized Trump? They’re definitely idiots.

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u/HandSack135 Maryland 29d ago

It's not Trump!

Just everyone he appointed!

Just everyone following his orders!

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u/galahad423 29d ago

“If only the Tsar knew what his ministers do! Surely he’d intervene on our behalf- he loves us Russian peasants and would never let anyone hurt us!”

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u/C-137_Squirrels 29d ago

This reminds me of the videos from Russian troops who make videos for Putin to say they’re sending us to our certain deaths! Like he isn’t who ordered that death rush.

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u/asoap 29d ago

Yeah it's an actual thing.

Good Tsar, bad Boyars

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Tsar,_bad_Boyars

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u/Adventurous-Goal478 29d ago

TIL. This is exactly what is going on. Thanks for the interesting read!

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u/oliversurpless Massachusetts 29d ago

And in this case of this:

“If Hitler learned about suffering and shortcomings, so the people believed, he would swiftly issue orders to rectify the problem. As in Good Tsar, bad Boyars, pleas for help were directed at the Führer in Berlin, while criticism was leveled at the lower level bureaucrats and officers.”

I think this results in a paradigm that “Hitler-stans” like to explain away his failures (both innate and calculated) assuming that anyone who could so capture the hearts and minds of otherwise reasonable people couldn’t possibly fail so readily in other aspects of leadership.

They do this via the “heroic businessman” trope as well, with no small amount of “my team!” mentality poisoning the proceedings…

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u/Wonderful_Hope4364 29d ago

Joe knows not to cross Dana, and Dana knows not to cross Trump. These guys are very hierarchy based and know they can’t ever question their direct leader.

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u/Raesong Australia 29d ago

These guys are very hierarchy based

Incidentally, adherence to hierarchy is an extremely common conservative trait.

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u/zaminDDH 29d ago

Hierarchy is basically a foundational conservative trait. Everything about right-wing ideologies completely falls apart without adherence to hierarchy.

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u/Vann_Accessible Oregon 29d ago

That’s why they are authoritarians at heart.

They yearn for the boot.

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u/DOOMFOOL 29d ago

Ill never really get why that is, you’d think as a supposed proponent for small government and power to the people they’d want the OPPOSITE of an authoritarian regime

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u/GothamGirlBlue 29d ago

Because they don’t actually want smaller government, and to the degree that they do, it’s so private actors can use the vacuum opened by government’s retreat as a way to impose those hierarchies without interference.

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u/MoneyMACRS 29d ago

“Small government” to them just means fewer people making important decisions. This is largely why religious people are so easily swayed by right wing politics; it requires unquestioned faith in that handful of leaders to do the right thing, which they are already accustomed to in their churches.

“Big government” is when there are too many citizens participating and debating what is actually best for society before making any decisions. Objectively, it’s a much less efficient system, but the added bureaucracy provides checks and balances that prevent any single person from having too much power.

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u/MaizeSignificant1015 29d ago

I thought this seemed a paradox too - so I just googled it: "Authoritarians often oppose "big government" not because they dislike all government, but because they see it as a potential threat to their power and control. They prefer a smaller, more centralized government that can be more easily controlled and used to enforce their will, rather than a large, complex system that might offer more checks and balances."

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u/DenikaMae California 29d ago

They were literally the redcoat sympathizers who turned on their neighbors. They wanted to keep Antebellum politics in place, enforced Jim Crow, and are now disappearing people off the streets and trying to abduct kids from schools.

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u/WalterWhite90 29d ago

Joe judges things in America by how the MMA fan base feels.

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u/Adams5thaccount 29d ago

It's worse.

He judges things the way mma judges do.

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u/adidassamba 29d ago

The same things were uttered by the masses about Uncle Joe Stalin

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u/nowander I voted 29d ago

And Hitler. Just seems to be a thing with dictatorships.

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u/Drolb 29d ago

Cult of personality is the first thing dictators instil in their movements and populations because they all know they’re going to fuck the people over and the only thing stopping a revolt is personal popularity

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u/HandSack135 Maryland 29d ago

Just like that moron from Jubilee,

How do you know the dictator won't kill you?

Because hell like me duh!

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

💯 And Trump would hate that guy. Only MAGA drones are the ones that don’t realize he has MORE contempt for the weak-minded true believers than he does for those who question him. (And he definitely hates us.)

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u/Adventurous-Goal478 29d ago

Cult of Personality

I've been listening to this a lot lately for this exact reason. Living Colour is criminally underrated.

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u/MontyDyson 29d ago

It was an absolute banger when it came out, they just failed to bring out more like this. They were super solid musicians but lacked the song writing.

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u/throwawaycasun4997 29d ago

Same thing with religion. Something good happened? Praise god! Something bad happened to you? Satan is testing you!

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u/Lontology 29d ago

I have to admit, the loyalty from his admin is as impressive as it is disgusting.

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u/TheOmegoner 29d ago

It’s why every appointee is completely unsuited for their duties. It’s not about competency it’s about loyalty above all.

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u/Oleg101 29d ago

All while trying to convince the masses that their shitty party is all about “merit-based”.

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u/TheNCGoalie North Carolina 29d ago

“Merit-based” is the new code word for white.

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u/bunnypaste 29d ago

I've noticed very few of the Trump appointees have any qualifications or experience for the position they've been given.

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u/fdar_giltch 29d ago

In Trump's mind, they do. Not only are they loyal, they're all "camera ready"

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u/King_takes_queen 29d ago

When you are casting for reality-tv this is the most important trait.

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u/One-Earth9294 I voted 29d ago

Half the time it's actively mocking those agencies. The WWF lady for education? A drunken fool for defense? A f'n antivaxxer for HHS? A foreign agent for DNI?

These are designed to make thinking people angry.

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u/mantisboxer 29d ago

I've actually seen them try to argue that Bondi is "obviously taking orders from the deep state".

These people are deeply stupid.

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u/glibsonoran 29d ago edited 29d ago

Exactly! This is a prime indicator of cult-like behavior.

Trump never fails, he's only failed by those around him.

Of course in reality a leader who routinely picks staff members who fail, is himself a failure at his most important task. But when people cross over into cultish behavior the leader can never be seen as failing and can easily pass their failures off as someone' else's fault. It's this utter lack of accountability that allows the cult group to accept abuse and extreme underperformance. (See Vladimir Putin)

However Rogan and others claim that Trump is trying to pull one over on them is a challenge to the cult mindset, even if he can't quite bring himself to say it explicitly. Breaking that wall of impunity is really dangerous to a cult's leadership, that's why panic has set in. Look for Trump to go to extremes to keep his hold.

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u/True_Paper_3830 29d ago

It's always the same in authoritarian cults of personality. In Germany, even before the war when there was abuses by officials, they'd say 'If only the Fuerher knew'. It's always everyone around the cult leader, but never the leader himself, because they are either in the cult, or fear the leader's power. Like Rogan no doubt does.

In this case it's because the leader has huge power, abuses it, and the likes of Rogan are understandably afraid. This is the guy who helped puff up Trump along with others like Musk to win the election. Musk really regrets it, but not because he's a good guy.

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u/Harlockarcadia 29d ago

I mean, peasants blamed everyone but the king for their economic woes before the French Revolution and believed he would fix the problems, not thinking he was part of the problem

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u/kmoney55 29d ago

Only the best people

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u/NeverLookBothWays I voted 29d ago

He's not hurting people the right way!

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u/metsjets86 29d ago

Rogan is criticizing the trump admin of treating them like babies while simultaneously treating his own audience like babies.

It is pretty vile. Shameful.

I will never get over how people worth tens of millions will sell their integrity just for a bit more.

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u/gsfgf Georgia 29d ago

I will never get over how people worth tens of millions will sell their integrity just for a bit more.

Rogan never had integrity. He's an intellectually uncurious man that gets punched in the head for fun.

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u/A1sauc3d 29d ago

I hate Rogan and don’t think that’s an apt description. He’s intellectually “curious”, from what I’ve seen his whole show is him being curious and exploring different ideas, he’s just not intelligent or discerning or good at evaluating evidence and determining fact from fiction. He’s conspiratorial and easily fooled. But that’s not due to a lack of curiosity, it’s due to a lack of empiricism and intelligence.

Point is, his conclusions shouldn’t be taken seriously. He’s a fool. A curious fool though lol. He’s just not intelligent enough to grapple with the topic he explores.

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u/Cleev 29d ago

I will never get over how people worth tens of millions will sell their integrity just for a bit more.

I truly believe it's some form of mental illness. Almost everyone with that of wealth will take almost any action, including objectively illegal or immoral actions, to acquire more. They gleefully lie, cheat, steal, and exploit other people if it gets them another dollar.

Think of it this way. If a wild animal hoarded more food than it could eat in its lifetime and spent all its time taking food from other animals, scientists would probably dissect its brain to figure out what was wrong with it.

There are exceptions. There are a handful of extremely wealthy people who put some of their money toward the betterment of society. Dolly Parton and Melinda Gates come to mind. But in this case they are the exception, not the rule.

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u/versusgorilla New York 29d ago

It's because guys like Rogan and Schultz still fucking LOVE Trump. They want that UFC match at the White House. They love that he's always hanging out ilat Mar A Lago. They love that he's fucking around with crypto. They love that ICE is taking kids out of schools and taking men who are trying to go to work and disappearing them. They love "Alligator Auschwitz", they love Concentration camps. They love the Big Stupid Fucking Bill. They love the tariffs that they can't understand. They love that gas is cheaper than ever! (It's up a bit, I believe) They love that inflation is way way down! (It's also up)

They just hate that he's so obviously in the fucking Epstein files because it makes it more difficult to pretend that he's not a fucking piece of shit criminal. All the other shit, Jan 6th, stealing Govt docs, campaign fraud, legit crimes that are difficult to see if you aren't paying close attention, which they aren't.

But this one is easy. If you write a birthday card to the guy that sounds like code for fucking kids, it makes it REAL TOUGH to imagine he wasn't using Epstein to fuck kids. And every new piece of evidence is deadly to his image to these fucking idiots.

They're idiots and now the evidence is so great that even fucking absolute moron idiot assholes can see that Trump was fucking kids.

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u/FalstaffsGhost 29d ago edited 29d ago

Yup. Now to make direct comparisons to Nazi Germany back then, when things went wrong - as rights went away or the economy suffered, etc. - there were some Germans who would say “if only the furher knew” - refusing to blame hitler and trying to say that it was his associates and if he knew the truth he’d stop it.

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u/Entropius 29d ago

 if only the furher knew

That was also a thing in Russia with Tzars and later Stalin.

If I had to guess, it’s probably a pattern that has repeated for centuries in any situation where people put undue confidence in leaders that don’t deserve it, or when people want to complain but know direct complaints against the leader could cost them their life.

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u/masterlich 29d ago

Absolutely. Exact same thing the citizens said about Mao. If only he knew what the provincial governors were doing! If only they could just get him a message and make him understand, he'd fix it all! Like he wasn't the ones making the orders.

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u/Tronn3000 29d ago

Even in April 1945 right after Hitler killed himself and Germany had been completely destroyed by WW2 with millions of Germans dead, it was estimated that about 30% of Germans still supported the Nazi Party and believed the only way the country could recover was if they had a strong fuhrer leading them.

Trump will always have his supporters. Even if it's proven that he raped young girls, his supporters will just move the goalposts. They'll either claim his rape allegations were a liberal deep state smear campaign or that "even though he's a pedophile, at least he supports America and is protecting us from the evil democrats ."

They're in too deep and it's going to be nearly impossible to deprogram them from their cult. In every regime, there's always that 1/3rd of lemmings that will go off the cliff with their leader even if their lives are totally destroyed by that regime

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u/Lontology 29d ago edited 29d ago

It’s more than appropriate to compare what’s happening to Nazi germany, as ICE are not only acting like Nazis, but concentration camps began as holding areas for Jews they wanted to deport. Hitler also attacked higher education and any media or news outlet that criticized him, just like the Trump administration is doing. There are more than a few similarities between what happened then and what’s happening now and it’s important to point all of them out.

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u/ProfessionalCraft983 Washington 29d ago

What is happening now is a direct parallel to Nazi Germany. Why shy away from making direct comparisons?

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u/XelaNiba 29d ago

There's an extraordinary documentary called "Beyond Utopia" that follows a North Korean family as they attempt to escape NK. It's a harrowing, months long journey through a modern underground railroad.

Their first stop outside of NK is a humble Vietnamese home. The oldest member of the party, a woman in her 80s iirc, is devastated to find that this average home has running water and interior plumbing. 

At first, you think she's realizing what an absolute shithole NK is and is angry. She's angry alright, but she's angry at herself and the people of NK for failing the Dear Leader. She says that if only the people had worked harder and been better for DL then they too could have running water. 

Highly recommend the documentary, it's awesome.

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u/throwawayinthe818 29d ago

There was some interesting opinion research done by the US occupation forces in Germany after the war. They found Hitler still had an over 50-percent approval rating in 1950, that people blamed the people around him for the destruction of Germany, and that national socialism was “a good idea badly carried out.”

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u/FalstaffsGhost 29d ago

Jesus fucking wept. That’s absolutely bonkers. Then again, our dear leader staged a coup and 30 percent of the country apparently thought that was a great idea so what the fuck do I know hahah

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u/gsfgf Georgia 29d ago

More like 2/3. Non-voters that didn't get disenfranchised are also to blame.

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u/WESAWTHESUN 29d ago

I'm so happy to see this sentiment spreading. The non-voters/third party voters bear just as much guilt, no matter how much they'd like to deny it.

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u/BigJellyfish1906 29d ago

 Not to make direct comparisons to Nazi Germany but 

Why the fuck not? If not now, then when?

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u/oliversurpless Massachusetts 29d ago

Also how Adolf Eichmann played into the role of “paper pusher” during his trial in Jerusalem, when he was front and center to the Holocaust efforts from the start.

In this, he likely hoped being seen as a bureaucrat just following orders would push all the inherently evil nature of the Holocaust to its chief representative, when it very much required a vast apparatus and many willing participants…

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u/cheeky-snail 29d ago

It’s a tactic, allows for the illusion of criticism. You can criticize the ‘administration’ but not the leader.

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u/Lucky_Philosopher_55 29d ago

But the last administration it was always BIDEN BIDEN BIDEN. Joe (Rogan) is stupid and he’s weak minded despite what he wants the world to think

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u/theradfab 29d ago

This is why I abandoned many of the podcasts and so-called "intellectuals" I used to listen to before the 2024 election. I just couldn’t believe how easily they were conned by Trump and his enablers during the campaign.

They placed all their hope and faith in a literal felon and conman — someone with a well-documented history of lying, grifting, and stealing from charities. And yet, one by one, they just smiled and nodded whenever he announced a policy or idea that happened to align with one of their pet concerns, all while ignoring the batshit insane things he was saying and the violence he was openly promising to unleash. Then they endorsed him. It was unbelievable.

It’s like building a mansion on a swamp, or on a rotting foundation. Come on. These are the same people who constantly talk about “starting from first principles,” and yet they put their faith in a man whose entire life - at least as far as I can tell - has been a monument to fraud and self-interest.

As it was happening, I honestly thought I was losing my mind a little.

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u/veksone 29d ago

He very rarely criticizes taco directly, it's almost always the administration. Meanwhile everything was always Biden's fault.

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u/hotbox4u 29d ago

Trump's Approval Rating Has Gone Up Since This Whole Epstein Saga Started

While Republicans critizse the handling of the Epstein files and demand it's release, Trump's approval rating has gone up among GOP voters. It's a cult. Trump can't do wrong. They can't comprehend that Trump is the one blocking the release of the files and working on covering up pedophile sex crimes.

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u/DeusPrime 29d ago

Know* they KNOW they are idiots. Literally everything about the trump campaign has been about riling up idiots into a hatefull frenzy to shore up votes. Half of them don't even know what they're angry at but it sure as shit was the democrats fault! because trump loves them and has never lied because he says so on tv.

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u/Sim888 29d ago

Know* they KNOW they are idiots.

100%….theres just no other way to spin all the absolute verbal diarrhoea that a lotta these absolute muppets happily swallow and regurgitate while also not knowing basic shit like ‘Obamacare’ and the ACA are the same thing….or who was president when 9/11 happened lol

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u/KiritoIsAlwaysRight_ Texas 29d ago

There's a reason their base is primarily religious. People who are raised with the belief "the bible is right because the bible says so!" can be taught to think that way about other things as well. Logic is hard to exploit, but faith is simple.

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u/f1ve-Star 29d ago

You are not allowed to just lie on TV. Duh. There are rules and shit, I think. /S

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u/LaMelgoatBall Vermont 29d ago

Considering Joe voted for him in the first place I’m willing to bet he just might be one

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u/BigBangAssBanger_3D 29d ago

Baby, idiot, or Pedophile?

Because we know he's at least the first two. And physically looks like a malformed baby.

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u/ImAnAlternative 29d ago

Pedophile supporter and voter == pedophile.

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u/ToNoMoCo 29d ago

I also think they’re idiots and highly immature. I’d think they’re toddler though and not babies.

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u/washu_z 29d ago

They forgot about the wall that Mexico would pay for and fix illegal immigration forever. They forgot about the perfect healthcare plan that the administration would release in “two weeks”. They forgot about Hunter Biden’s laptop which would prove…something. They forgot about January 6th insurrectionists beating cops. They forgot about Trump calling dead war vets suckers and losers. Sharpiegate. Grab em by the pussy. Charlottesville very fine people. 34 felony convictions. And on and on.

Of course you’re idiots.

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u/ZarafFaraz 29d ago
• Trump University fraud settlement
• Multiple business bankruptcies
• Central Park Five ads
• Housing discrimination lawsuits
• “Very fine people on both sides”
• Family separation policy
• Downplaying COVID-19
• Promoting bleach and fake cures
• Ukraine call and first impeachment
• January 6 Capitol riot
• Classified documents indictment
• Praising dictators (Putin, Kim, Xi)
• Attempting to overturn 2020 election
• “Grab ‘em by the p****” tape
• Mocking John McCain and war heroes
• Attacking the FBI and intelligence agencies
• Refusing to concede election loss
• Paying $750 in federal income tax
• Stormy Daniels hush money scandal
• Using presidency to promote his businesses
• Trump Foundation shut down for fraud
• Eating dogs and cats comment
• Insulting Gold Star families
• Mocking a disabled reporter
• Supporting QAnon-adjacent rhetoric
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u/svrtngr Georgia 29d ago

"I love the poorly educated."

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u/Orzorn 29d ago

I would correct that statement:
They know they are idiots. They know they can lie right to their faces and they'd just accept it. It was only until now, when the ideology of wanting to release the files meets with the reality that the politician they supported is on the list does it force them to realize they were lied to.

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u/JMellor737 29d ago

"Do they think we will accept this failure to acknowledge an obvious and horrible thing Trump did, just because we have accepted exactly that 15,000 times already?"

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u/TeddysRevenge 29d ago

They’re counting on their continued apathy.

Unfortunately, a lot of their base is doing just that.

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u/Real-Shake1292 29d ago

One person's name was strangely absent from his criticism.

Can you guess who?

Hint: He's an enigma

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u/LondonCallingYou 29d ago

It’s a wonderful secret who that is

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u/DonutsMcKenzie 29d ago

Whoever it is, I've heard he's got a lot in common with Epstein.

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u/tangerinelion 29d ago

Yes, come to think of it.

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u/ashmole 29d ago

Yeah I've noticed this too. When it's Trump, or the Republicans it's "the administration", but when it's Dems he'll straight up say it's them or Biden.

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u/ElegantDaemon 29d ago

A true "centrist" LMAO

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 29d ago edited 29d ago

Or " politicians"    or " government"   edit: but never republicans or Dumpie

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u/No-Economics1703 29d ago

He’ll even say it was Biden when it was Trump if it’s sufficiently stupid.

And backpeddle when he’s told it was Trump.

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u/littlestevebrule 29d ago

That was Joe's prompt. You can criticize but don't specifically mention trump

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u/BigBangAssBanger_3D 29d ago

makes you wonder why.

Makes you wonder what skeletons he might have himself if he's omitting the obvious name in this situation.

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u/sweet_esiban 29d ago

Could be that. Could also be that he's a little bitch, afraid of a frivolous lawsuit.

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u/BigBangAssBanger_3D 29d ago

Depends on how much he's sued for.

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u/oculeers 29d ago

You helped him get re-elected you fucking meathead! It's not the "manosphere," it's the man-baby sphere. You turn politics into idle entertainment and this is what you get.

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u/Pdxduckman 29d ago

Rogan is a moron's intellectual. He's the smartest guy at a frat party of the slow and stupid.

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u/Allaplgy 29d ago

I've always said that Rogan is a 19yo stoner musing on the couch with his buddies in a 50 year old body. If he was actually 19, and sitting on that couch, it would be healthy curiosity. But he's not. He's a 50yo man with a platform that reaches millions. He discovered weed a little too late in life and didn't build up the bullshit meter that most people do after a few years of toking in young life. He's stuck in the "woah dude, check this out..." mode forever now.

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u/alohadawg 29d ago

Great description

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u/DownWithHisShip 29d ago

I dunno, that description is also dismissive of his intent. Like he can't help it or doesn't realize what he's doing. I think he's fully aware of the bullshit.

He's a 50yr old stoner drop out that hangs out at 19yr old parties because 19yr olds are easier to manipulate for personal gain.

(I haven't fact checked this, so maybe someone out there knows for sure) didn't he promote the horse dewormer, then when he got covid received the best medicine money could buy at the time, then got better and went back to his show and promoted horse dewormer again?

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u/bitch-respecter 29d ago

he said he took ivermectin, monoclonal antibodies, Z-pack antibiotics, and a vitamin drip.

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u/misanthropic47 29d ago

The guy fastest at tying his shoes. A true hero

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u/nyutnyut 29d ago

Loudest. That just makes all the other idiots think he’s the alpha cause they are dumb enough to believe in that shit.

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u/Jealous_Image485 29d ago

Elon absolutely paid him to endorse Trump via untraceable means…like crypto. No one can ever convince me otherwise.

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u/fremeninonemon 29d ago

He's dumb and fascist enough to do it for free.

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u/OhGre8t 29d ago

Exactly! Thank you

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u/Didntlikedefaultname 29d ago

When a sham list of names curated to only include trumps enemies and fully exonerating him is released, we’ll get to see just how stupidly gullible his base is

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock 29d ago

again*

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u/UpperApe 29d ago

And exactly by Joe Rogan. Who went out of his way to not just promote Trump and all his cronies, but deliberately laundered all his talking points and positions specifically to influence the election.

And it will work on Rogan listeners. Who love to think that because they know Rogan is an idiot, it somehow means they're infallible to an unreliable proxy, and don't understand what intellectual auditing is.

Round and round we go sharing this planet with the terminally fucking stupid.

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u/DistractedPhoenix 29d ago

The list will have AOC and Mamdani on it

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u/Jisto_ 29d ago

I’d love to stay positive and say that the defamation suits that would follow would bring the true list out, but let’s be honest.. the Supreme Court would just say that discovery isn’t lawful or some shit.

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u/randomnighmare 29d ago

No. They will just say Trump has immunity because he is the president.

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u/Mysterious-Recipe810 29d ago

You’re saying the same thing. The immunity will prevent discovery.

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u/just_a_timetraveller 29d ago

It will go like this. False names reported. Justice Dept will act quickly and indict the people listed. And it will go straight to detaining them in the camps to "await trial".

The whole thing stinks. We all can see it. Maga will love it because they will get to see people they hate get hurt so they will let Trump off the hook.

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u/Terrible_Tutor 29d ago

Probably also a line item for Hillarys emails

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 29d ago

Don't forget that Ghislane "The Victim Now" Maxwell getting a full pardon for naming everyone except Trump for some reason which we should immediately stop talking about because Obama.

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u/GreenhouseGodComplex 29d ago

dude, trump could write "epstein list" at the top of a random grocery list and MAGA will say "thats all we needed" and drop the matter entirely and tell the rest of us we're stupid fucking idiots. if something needed to be true to support trump, he'd never have made it much further than the GOP nomination.

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u/Oregon-Pilot 29d ago

$5 says it’s written in crayons and has a little food grease stain on it

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u/JimmyRamone17_ 29d ago

They think you're an easily swayed, weak minded propagandistic tool that'll always fall back in line. And you are.

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u/dr_leo_spaceman_ 29d ago

And he will

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u/JimmyRamone17_ 29d ago

Indeed. We know about his grift and he'll dance to whatever tune the regime tells him to dance to.

There's not a singular, stray thought behind those vapid eyes beyond serving his own class interests.

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u/obsterwankenobster 29d ago

Ask him if he’d endorse him again and he’d hem and haw, then saw Kamala was worse

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u/Cyndakill88 29d ago

Yes Joe and you fucking helped build their stupid “manospher” enclave

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u/Imacatdoincatstuff 29d ago

They think the rich own the children of the poors.

They think a 14 year old poor girl's body is just another part of a world which is theirs to use however they want.

Donald Trump is about ready to pardon a child sex predator.

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u/Didntlikedefaultname 29d ago

I’m pretty sure he already has pardoned child sex predators, looking at you Roger stone

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u/Mirrormn 29d ago

At least one of the pardoned J6 insurrectionist got re-arrested for being a child sex predator. Iirc I think he even tried to argue that his pardon preemptively covered that too.

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u/Didntlikedefaultname 29d ago

You are absolutely correct

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u/Cthulhuareyou Canada 29d ago

“People were like, ‘Why didn’t you push back more?’ My thought was like, ‘I’m just gonna put this out there and let the internet do its work,’” Rogan said. “The guy’s saying there’s no tapes, there’s no video. That doesn’t make any sense. Everyone knows it doesn’t any sense.”

no, they don't, you roided-out micro-penis. you need to fuckin handhold them because in your decade long journey of teaching impressionable plebes to question everything they don't ever question you. you are the mainstream media now. you are the truthsayer to the masses of gullible dunning-kruger missed-abortions. 

Rogan is the cause of this bullshit. A soapbox figurehead with a chance to actually hold people accountable but never does. Because he's a coward on a big pile of money. 

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u/BigBangAssBanger_3D 29d ago

Rogan, Tim Pool and all those dumbasses are responsible and we know THEY won't take responsibility because that's one page from the book of Trump they'll follow to a T.

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u/Lightning4747 29d ago

Reminder that Tim Pool (along with Dave Rubin, Benny Johnson, and others) are literally documented, paid Russian assets. They’ve made millions from a Russian state media company (Tenet).

They aren’t stupid. At best, they’re grifters that know exactly what they’re doing, and more likely, they’re literal traitors. Follow the trails, and time and time again it lands back in Russia. Rogan may be a useful idiot, but 90% of the right-wing content sphere is made up of actual traitors to the United States.

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u/SennHHHeiser 29d ago

Tim Pool is most definitely an actual idiot. Obviously a grifter too, but that little guy is dumb as all hell

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u/hasordealsw1thclams 29d ago

Beat me to it. He's genuinely stupid. Doesn't mean he doesn't know what he's doing, but he's still a full blown moron.

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u/AndroidSheeps 29d ago

Reminder that Tim Pool (along with Dave Rubin, Benny Johnson, and others) are literally documented, paid Russian assets. They’ve made millions from a Russian state media company (Tenet)

First heard about this last year absolutely insane they're just allowed to sow discord in our country without being charged with treason

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u/diabloman8890 29d ago

ver question you. you are the mainstream media now. you are the truthsayer to the masses of gullible dunning-kruger missed-abortions. 

Spit out my coffee lol

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u/Joebeemer 29d ago

Babies? No.

Idiots.

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u/abgonzo7588 Texas 29d ago

He used to recognize he was an idiot and it helped him approach things with an open mind. Now he thinks he's smarter than he is and is struggling to accept he's been lapping up obvious lies for years.

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u/Headjedihunter 29d ago

Its too late Joe. We all know you now.

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u/PatSajaksDick 29d ago

Never seen Joe Rogan with a Doink It, so gonna assume he's a baby.

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u/Confident-Virus-1273 Virginia 29d ago

They think you are idiots. Fools. Morons. And they are correct.

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u/barefoot_sailor 29d ago

Fuck Joe Rogen. He's part of the reason we're in this shit can. Stop giving him attention.

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u/ripndipp 29d ago

Yes they think you are idiots and yes Joe you've been an idiot the entire time without realizing.

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u/BigBangAssBanger_3D 29d ago

Frankly, he's been an idiot since Fear Factor.

Must have been one too many hits in the MMA ring.

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u/ChristopherPizza 29d ago

A lot of people are idiots. That's how Joe Rogan and Donald Trump succeed.

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u/Elderberry-Fickle 29d ago

“Do they think we’re babies?” Asks the conned, 5000 cons in.

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u/Petkorazzi Pennsylvania 29d ago

Fuck you Joe, YOU enabled this.

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u/Trill_Knight 29d ago

Fuck Joe Rogan. He helped this all happen by supporting Trump and helping him get elected. 

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u/PolanetaryForotdds 29d ago

No, they don't think that. They know you are gullible like babies.

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u/23370aviator America 29d ago

Yes. They do think you’re stupid. And they have proof. Tens of millions of votes of proof.

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u/Gimpalong Michigan 29d ago

Maybe because they are, in fact, baby brained? The entire MAGA movement believed Trump was some anti-pedophile, anti-elite crusader even though he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, was Epstein's friend and guest over decades and has a long and documented record of treating women terribly. Of course Trump knew about Epstein's abuses - Trump himself probably was involved.

The phone call is coming from inside the house, my red-hatted friends.

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u/wanderlustcub I voted 29d ago

Joe, of course they think you’re babies… look at how this pedo admin continually fuck you over.

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u/river_city 29d ago

No, they think you're marks. Rubes. Easy pickings. You fell for it, Joe, and helped elect a pedophile.

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u/Luk3ling 29d ago

No, Rogan, they don't think you're a Baby, otherwise they'd be trying to put their dick inside you.

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u/faith_apnea America 29d ago

They believe they're above the law and entitled to our children.

They're mistaken, they need to be removed from every aspect of society and held accountable for their crimes.

Despite Trump's narcissism this is definitely a THEY. There are at least 100 predators over the decades being protected from prosecution.

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u/MarkZuckerbergsPerm 29d ago

No, Joe. They think you are bitches. Their bitches. And rightfully so

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u/citizen_x_ 29d ago

"Do they think we're babies"

Well, did Rogan name Trump or did he act like a baby and refer to everyone around Trump while pretending Trump isn't at the center?

There you go, there's your answer. You act like a fucking baby

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u/_virtual_reality 29d ago

Joe Rogan had Trump sitting right in front of him and never asked about Epstein once

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u/striker69 29d ago

Joe Rogan sure acted like a baby during the pandemic. His mainstreaming of vaccine disinformation certainly lead to many of his listeners dying.

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u/NotTheRocketman 29d ago

Yes Joe, they think you’re stupid babies who will do whatever you’re told, because you’ve shown that you will, over and over and over.

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u/DeepSubmerge 29d ago

Propaganda mouthpiece shocked to learn his place

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u/Distinct-Macaroon-52 Oregon 29d ago

Joe Rogan really thinks he’s winning back the left. Remember, this d!ck thinks the answer to homelessness is to go out and shoot them. Don’t forget about the Covid/ Ivermectin grift. He also is super stoked on RFK jr and he now has primarily tech bro billionaires. He and Musk (the Nazi he glazes up every time he’s on) handed trump the presidency on a silver platter. It’s not hard to see whose side he’s on.

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u/Individual_Ad_5465 29d ago

Not babies. Willfully ignorant cult worshippers with a dogmatic zeal that allows them to support an orange greasy shit stain on the fabric of humanity. Rogan, bless him, is slowly realizing that he was nothing more than a useful idiot.

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u/AboynamedDOOMTRAIN 29d ago

It is at least mildly amusing watching the people that have spent the last several decades calling everyone "sheeple" slowly realize that they've been the sheep the whole time.

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u/WafflePartyOrgy Washington 29d ago

No Joe, they think "we" will buy any bullshit they sell, and you were a huge part of that problem. So congrats, you helped create a whole class and ideology that is above accountability for running sex trafficking operations and raping children.

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u/Puzzled_Sherbert_400 29d ago

Rogan played a HUGE roll in getting Trump elected -- fuck Joe Rogan

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u/Hungry-Sloth 29d ago

Rogan helped this turd get elected.

He doesn't get the right to complain about anything at this point, no matter if he's correct this time. Fuck him.

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u/SnowboardSyd 29d ago

Stop clutching pearls Joe! You supported this, now you have to either own it or admit you were wrong. Outrage at these actions gets you nowhere.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

You helped this child-rapist win again, so go fuck yourself, Joe. Nobody cares how you feel, you fucking baby. 🖕

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u/Carolann0308 29d ago

He pandered to the lowest common denominator throughout Covid. And anyone that disagreed and spoke up about listening to the experts and scientific fact….he roasted them over the coals. That’s his shtick; he jumps on whatever bandwagon spikes his falling ratings. Like Trump; Rogan will do or say anything that earns him money.

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u/dendrivertigo 29d ago

They think you're idiots...because you are