r/politics • u/WingComplex6771 • 14d ago

Soft Paywall Trump Plans Military “Reaction Force” to Use Against Americans

https://newrepublic.com/post/199008/trump-plans-military-reaction-force-use-americans
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u/Nwolfe 14d ago

They’re now the Oafkeepers, sent out to do his bidding.

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u/Duster929 14d ago

Loafkeepers. They have lunch with Meal Team Six.

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u/paddy_yinzer 14d ago

Gravy Seals

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u/AliciaKills 14d ago

Mid-life ISIS

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u/Thunderclone_1 14d ago

Talibama

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u/BassAddictJ 14d ago

waging a YEEEHHHAAAWWd

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u/Rare-Bid-6860 14d ago

Y'all Quaeda

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u/Hoss-BonaventureCEO 14d ago

Yokel Haram

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u/Gr_ywind 14d ago

Keep 'em coming, I'm saving all of these. xD

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u/Awkward-Penalty6313 14d ago

Osama bin Murphy would be proud! Cork! Where the lesser stout is brewed! Up Mayo!

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u/cyanescens_burn 14d ago

Oh that’s good.

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 14d ago

Delta Porks

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u/Appropriate-Gur-6343 14d ago

101st Chairborne

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u/45and47-big_mistake 14d ago

OK, I have never heard that one. Classic.

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u/philter451 14d ago

Gravy Seals!

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u/trebordet 14d ago

Oaf keepers. Keeping the oaf in office.

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u/chinstrap 14d ago

These guys are pretty tough, training every day at the Dunkin' Dojo

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u/one_pound_of_flesh 14d ago

They eat pieces of shit for breakfast

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u/notrueprogressive 14d ago

“Big is beautiful” and “healthy at any weight” only applies to liberals huh?

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u/Extinction-Entity Illinois 14d ago

Woah now, there’s no reason for bread to catch strays! Bread is wonderful :(

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u/ManicPixieOldMaid Michigan 14d ago

Bread makes you fat?!

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 14d ago

(Mouth full of garlic bread)

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u/Extinction-Entity Illinois 14d ago

No, poor portion control and not eating a balanced diet makes you fat.

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u/shalomefrombaxoje 14d ago

Yes. To keep their Oaf

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u/davereit 14d ago

In the Oaful Office.

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u/thenletskeepdancing 14d ago

The way he smells, it's the Offal Office.

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u/realperson5647856286 14d ago

They do not speak for all of us oafs.

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u/snacktopotamus 14d ago

Oafqueefers

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u/koalaver 14d ago

Oafcreepers*

FTFY