Trump Desperately Hides Hand on Camera After Makeup Mishap

[u/Quirkie]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-desperately-hides-hand-on-camera-after-makeup-mishap/

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[u/Jabarumba]

MAGA is going to start bruising their hands and covering it with make-up.

[u/IAmInTheBasement → u/Jabarumba]

MAHA must not be working for him.

Or his battery is finally running out.

[u/AceofKnaves44 → u/IAmInTheBasement]

Reminder: this “very stable genius” doesn’t believe exercise is good for you because he thinks the body is a battery and exercising depletes said battery.

[u/Cyndakill88 → u/AceofKnaves44]

But he also thinks he’s a great athlete

[u/AceofKnaves44 → u/Cyndakill88]

One of my favorite stories is him visiting a WWE locker room in the middle of summer. He’s standing around all these toned, athletic bodies and must have gotten real self-conscious about how obese he is because suddenly everyone blinks and he’s wearing a huge puffy coat and sweating to death because again, it’s summer. But at least he had hidden how fat his body is!

[u/Cyndakill88 → u/AceofKnaves44]

What is with this creep and changing rooms? Oh right he’s a pedophile in the Epstein files

[u/AceofKnaves44 → u/Cyndakill88]

Now hey! These were grown adults here! Unlike his self-admitted stories of going into the changing rooms of the pageants he owned when they weren’t expecting him. That he bragged about doing.

[u/geekpoints → u/AceofKnaves44]

Teen pageants!

[u/AceofKnaves44 → u/geekpoints]

You don’t say. https://www.newsweek.com/epstein-victim-contestant-donald-trump-pageant-2106406

[u/Clicquot → u/AceofKnaves44]

untrue! he has reinstated the "Presidential Physical Fitness Test", that proves he is interested in exercise! BOOM- fixed that nasty rumor. /S

Much like everything- he is interested in things for everyone BUT himself, unless it is gold plated, makes him money or comes in a paper wrapper.

[u/FartMongersRevenge → u/IAmInTheBasement]

His golfing has really dropped off in the last few weeks. Maybe his battery health isn’t so good. Maximum capacity is 35%.

[u/ShamelessCatDude → u/IAmInTheBasement]

I mean, he’s 79 years old. He’s already older than the average age of death for American men. Not to mention he’s pretty open about his horrendous dieting habits and lack of real exercise. It’s not really uncommon for anyone that age to start winding down

[u/mindovermatter421 → u/ShamelessCatDude]

Told tell that to a vain narcissist. He has the most perfect weight, perfect health, aced the cognitive test. He the tallest, women love him he is famous so they let him grab them by…. Admitting humanity is weakness and is not an option. Ever.

[u/Total-Problem2175 → u/mindovermatter421]

6'3", 235 lbs. Just like Lamar Jackson, QB of the Ravens. They could be twins

[u/Bee_9965 → u/ShamelessCatDude]

Winding down? I don’t understand, Dr. Ronny said Trump was such a specimen he could live to 200! 🤡

[u/swilts → u/IAmInTheBasement]

I’ve seen a couple of TikTok’s that say it looks like he has congestive heart failure. Swelling of ankles and legs, bruising from IVs.

[u/pcspain → u/swilts]

Yes CHF-and the meds that treat CHF do a number on your kidneys so his kidneys are probably shot too.

[u/goldbloodedinthe404 → u/pcspain]

You need to have a very low salt diet with CHF, so the McDonalds is like extra bad for him.

[u/PrometheusLiberatus → u/goldbloodedinthe404]

STOP!

I can only take so much exciting news for one day! ;)

[u/confused_ma → u/swilts]

Grim reaper on his way.

[u/IAmInTheBasement → u/confused_ma]

Stuck in traffic. 

[u/karma_over_dogma → u/IAmInTheBasement]

If Death is stuck in traffic, get Mort or Susan to do it.

[u/yooperwoman → u/IAmInTheBasement]

Someone mentioned that Vance is going to be blamed by MAGA when Trump goes away (you know). We have to make sure this happens.

[u/xRipleyx → u/Jabarumba]

Let's see, they've already worn the following -

Garbage Bags

Diapers

Gauze

I'm probably forgetting a few at this point LOL

[u/Specialist-Clock-914 → u/xRipleyx]

Dumb fucking hats

[u/we_are_sex_bobomb → u/Specialist-Clock-914]

White hoods with eyeholes

[u/U_Bet_Im_Interested → u/Specialist-Clock-914]

Dumb fucking plastic surgeries. 

[u/JAZINNYC → u/xRipleyx]

They accessorized their outfits, too! Can’t forget when MAGA walked around with sperm cups filled with something, to make fun of Tim Walz and his wife for needing IVF. :///

[u/neveruseyourrealname → u/xRipleyx]

Tampons on their ears...

[u/SpudgeBoy → u/neveruseyourrealname]

Maxi-pads

[u/grimatonguewyrm → u/Jabarumba]

I’m imagining magats intentionally hitting their hands with hammers and it kind of fills me with joy.

[u/Battle_of_BoogerHill → u/Jabarumba]

That was a really weird trend. (The ear diapers) Especially for fully grown adults.

[u/SgtBalzac → u/Jabarumba]

Just like when they all bandaged their ears after he was “shot.” In reality all of our ears were bleeding from listening to the bullshit.

[u/Ok_Series_4580 → u/Jabarumba]

While wearing a diaper saying “real men wear makeup and pee their pants!”

[u/BillButtlickerII → u/Jabarumba]

The MAGAphiles*

[u/Skurry → u/Jabarumba]

Or they'll claim he's the second coming of Christ and he's covering his stigmata.

[u/zapperdumples]

It's not just the makeup, either. That hand looked swollen under it all.

[u/2much2Jung → u/zapperdumples]

Almost normal sized.

[u/r-kellysDOODOOBUTTER → u/2much2Jung]

The glove is half full kinda guy over here

[u/12-34 → u/r-kellysDOODOOBUTTER]

"If the glove does not fit, as always his diapers he will shit."

[u/Galileiah → u/2much2Jung]

Just gotta look at the bright side of life!

[u/A012A012 → u/zapperdumples]

You also couldn't stand up when greeting several people in the office and tossed them hats from the desk and then held out some coin and made them walk up to the desk to take it from him.

Grandpa can't get up from his chair.

[u/CMDR_KingErvin → u/A012A012]

He’s got swollen af ankles due to CHF and is trying to hide it. That’s why his hand is bruised too, he’s getting IV medication for the CHF.

[u/Then-Function6343 → u/CMDR_KingErvin]

What's CHF?

[u/Roofiesnductape24096 → u/Then-Function6343]

congestive heart failure. they tried to play it off as something far more common and less serious but according to pretty much any medical professional i’ve talked to it’s likely CHF

[u/Tuttutsallaround → u/Roofiesnductape24096]

Sure hope they’re as successful at helping him as they are at democracy.

[u/zapperdumples → u/A012A012]

Can't risk people getting a view of those cankles!

[u/BlueDragonfly18 → u/zapperdumples]

He needs to wear the DeSantis white boots to coverup those swollen angles in front of the camera. The colors coordinate with his orange bronzer too!

[u/Big-Rule5269 → u/A012A012]

Probably a massively full diaper, adding an extra 10lbs to attempt to lift off the seat with his chicken legs.

[u/singularopossum → u/zapperdumples]

He's having early symptoms of what JD Vance killed the last pope with.

[u/Dramatic-Emphasis-43 → u/singularopossum]

Being around JD Vance-itus?

[u/timetogetoutside100 → u/zapperdumples]

bad enough the makeup, but couldn't they at least color matched it better, even cheap bands have a better color than that shoddy makeup job

[u/svestus → u/timetogetoutside100]

I assume that "they" in this case is just Trump himself. Definitely looks like a teenage boy grabbing his mom's makeup to hide a pimple, but has no idea how makeup, skin, or color even works.

[u/myfakesecretaccount → u/svestus]

The blending was bad on top of it being what is his natural non-bronzered skin tone. It reminds me of when my grandfather had dementia and would comb his own hair but only ever got the front because he didn’t think of the back.

[u/Future-Guarantee-573 → u/zapperdumples]

Yep, instead of little girl hands, now they look like fat little girl hands.

[u/__Yakovlev__ → u/zapperdumples]

Meanwhile his face looked like it belonged to an old sick man. Which is obviously why he wore that big-ass hat with a provocative slogan on it to distract people from it.

[u/sunshinerain1208]

Looks like he got an extra strong handshake from Putin last week

[u/Pavlovsdong89 → u/sunshinerain1208]

Trump gave something a good shake in that meeting, but I don't think it was Putin's hand.

[u/sound_scientist → u/Pavlovsdong89]

Milkshake?

[u/Krieghund → u/sunshinerain1208]

You're probably on to something.

Not specifically Putin, but he also met the leaders of Ukraine, United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, and Finland and NATO’s secretary general and the European Commission president shortly after the Russia meeting.

It's been well documented that he likes to play handshake games that involve pulling other world leaders off balance.

It looks like he FAFO.

[u/caribou16 → u/Krieghund]

No, he's being flippant. The bruising on the hands is from the number of IV lines he needs to administer drugs to treat his congestive heart failure.

[u/PhilParent]

And recently he's looked sickly. Like his face is no longer the same.

[u/zapperdumples → u/PhilParent]

He looks terrible. He's gone from orange to a sickly yellow, he's lost a lot of weight very quickly, he can't fully open his eyes, and he never takes his hat off anymore. And that's not even going into the cognitive decline aspect...

[u/chubbierunner → u/zapperdumples]

One eye is extra squinty these days. I’m trying to figure out if it’s stroke related or dementia related or both. I have two parents with dementia, and they both have what I refer to as “dementia face” when they are extra tired, confused, and disoriented. I’m seeing signs of dementia face on Donnie a few times every week. We are in the “Weekend at Bernie’s” stage of his presidency.

[u/Bunbunbunbunbunn → u/chubbierunner]

Oh dang, my MIL does the face you describe. I was thinking it was related to her refusal to wear her damn glasses. But she also likely has dementia. We are going through the diagnosis process.

[u/Sensitive_Welcome637 → u/Bunbunbunbunbunn]

Hang in there my friend. It’s a rough ride. The people at r/dementia have been my saving grace in dealing with my mom. She’s like Trump, she can talk to people and they have no idea how far gone she is. And she’s pretty gone. I’m just trying to make her last years comfy.

[u/ripvanmarlow → u/Sensitive_Welcome637]

Going through the same with my mum. What a horrible disease eh? The dementia and Alzheimer's subs are a gold mine for coping.

[u/lifeofwill → u/chubbierunner]

If anyone hasn't experienced this before, watch the video of him when he can't seem to find the Finnish (I believe) president who's sitting right in front of him. The face he makes right before recognition is the face.

[u/SisyphusWaffles → u/zapperdumples]

The not taking his hat off is a give away that he's hiding his rapid aging. His hair is markedly thinner, less frequently dyed yellow, leading to his baldness showing.  He's hiding all of that.

He might be less inclined to the daily routine of having to make himself up, so he covers with the hat.  

[u/Jed1M1ndTr1ck → u/SisyphusWaffles]

I know this is so petty and a million miles from being important, but it's so frustrating remembering how Republicans lost their god damn minds about Obama wearing a tan suit, but are perfectly okay with this deranged despot wearing these cheap ass tacky red baseball caps in the Oval Office

[u/Chief_Chill → u/Jed1M1ndTr1ck]

I also remember them remarking on Biden's age/decline, yet proudly wearing diapers in support of their guy who's the same age as Biden was 3 years ago.

[u/areyouforcereal → u/Jed1M1ndTr1ck]

The red hat in the oval office is tacky enough, but "TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!" emblazoned on it is so insanely childish and stupid. Just imagine literally anyone on else on earth wearing that with their name on it and being taken seriously about anything. But here we are largely ignoring it because there's such a barrage of idiocy coming from this guy that this barely registers.

[u/newtoallofthis2 → u/zapperdumples]

Yeah - I honestly keep expecting to wake up to a breaking news alert. Guy looks horrendous, and that’s with the best medical care and support in the world at his disposal….

[u/lexbuck → u/zapperdumples]

I seriously can’t believe we have a president who wears a “Trump was right about everything” hat inside the white house.

[u/360Saturn → u/zapperdumples]

What if the MAGA hats were branding early on to prepare us for the day he doesn't take it off to hide something on his scalp?

[u/NinjaLanternShark → u/360Saturn]

Seriously overestimating how sophisticated his thinking is.

He's a narcissist. He doesn't think about his own weaknesses or decline.

[u/bengibbardstoothpain → u/zapperdumples]

I wonder if he’s on a GLP-1 but he’s not adjusting his diet and clearly not exercising. So he just looks like a worsening, deflated balloon.

[u/WeirdSysAdmin → u/bengibbardstoothpain]

I’ve been going with my theory that Musk’s Ozempic Santa tweet is him getting Trump onto Ozempic. That’s about the timeline that it takes to lose 30 pounds and Trump was mentioned earlier this month that has had about a 30 pound weight loss.

The thing with Ozempic is it stresses the fuck out of your body and will exasperate certain medical conditions like heart, kidney, and cardiovascular issues. Stuff like his leg thing can happen because of the sudden collapse of the support structure of the veins. The weight loss is too rapid unless you’re otherwise healthy.

Basically my theory is summed up that Musk accidentally killed the president, he just hasn’t died yet.

[u/frontfrontdowndown → u/WeirdSysAdmin]

“Accidentally”

[u/welltimedappearance → u/PhilParent]

He might actually be dying. The best evidence is his sudden interest in heaven lol

[u/Marjorine22 → u/welltimedappearance]

This is the thing I think of when people say he’s sick. When old people start talking about heaven, they probs are scared. Or know something isn’t right at the very least.

[u/-QueefLatina- → u/welltimedappearance]

He’s “cramming for his final exam,” as my grandma would say.

[u/_adanedhel_ → u/-QueefLatina-]

Ohh that’s so good.

[u/wavinsnail → u/welltimedappearance]

Or his lack of golfing. He skipped it last weekend, do we know if he skipped it this weekend?

[u/hamhockman → u/wavinsnail]

THAT would probably be the biggest indicator that something's actually wrong 

[u/dearth_karmic → u/welltimedappearance]

He might actually be dying.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[u/theHoopty → u/welltimedappearance]

That’s the only one that has me thinking.

I avoid his voice like the plague so I hadn’t see him. I watched the video. I don’t personally feel like he looks any worse than he did this time last year.

However, that dumb pedophile motherfucker suddenly blathering on about heaven and if he’s going to get in? I’m certain he got some weird news.

[u/Frostyrepairbug → u/PhilParent]

The weight loss in the face is quite stunning. If you look at a photo from January and one from today: Yowza.

[u/LocalBodybuilder7036 → u/Frostyrepairbug]

He went on rant about the “fat shot” and how expensive it was in America versus Europe, and his friend(aka Elon), took it, and wasn’t working for him. Could be Ozempic face.

[u/HFentonMudd → u/LocalBodybuilder7036]

I guarantee you he's on Ozempic, "the fat shot" as he called it

[u/FoxOxBox → u/PhilParent]

As someone who has gone through this a few times with older family members, he has definitely entered the last phase, so to speak. Everybody will experience this happening to someone at some point.

[u/MarxistMan13]

It's a totally normal and not insane thing for the President of the United fucking States to wear a trucker hat that's stroking his own micropenis. Totally normal, not insane narcissist behavior.

[u/disillusioned → u/MarxistMan13]

Inside. In the oval office. At the resolute desk.

[u/MarxistMan13 → u/disillusioned]

Obama wore a tan suit and it was a week-long scandal.

Trump is wearing a hat that says "I AM ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING" and no one bats an eye.

It's sad, embarrassing, cultist behavior.

[u/ToNoMoCo]

Forget the hand, he's talking crazy. Focus on him being senile.

Edit: yeah I get that he is always talking crazy but if you watch the video it’s shocking. He’s so far gone.

[u/God_Hand_9764 → u/ToNoMoCo]

In the video he's rambling as he gestures to the room about "there's nothing like gold... and there's nothing like solid gold".

Ah, ok. Thanks for the confirmation of what we all knew all along. The gold is all spray-painted foam.

[u/ToNoMoCo → u/God_Hand_9764]

Also, he reads all of this petty stuff and it bothers him.

[u/mymorningjacketoff → u/ToNoMoCo]

as well as a child rapist. Release the files!

[u/El_Paco → u/mymorningjacketoff]

I'm definitely more concerned with the fact that trump raped children with Epstein and is covering it up than I am with the fact that he has dementia.

[u/FaceDeer → u/El_Paco]

Dementia could actually be a positive. At some point it'll get bad enough that he's non-verbal.

[u/TattoosGirl → u/FaceDeer]

Or it will get so bad he will forget he lied about things and tell us everything!

[u/CMDR_KingErvin → u/mymorningjacketoff]

I wonder how loyal his sycophants will be when he’s gone. I imagine when that happens a LOT of stuff is going to come out about him since they’ll no longer be impacted by his cult.

[u/MadRaymer → u/ToNoMoCo]

So while Trump is obviously ignorant of a great many things, one thing he's pretty tuned into is the perceptions of his base. He has an almost unique insight into what they want to see and hear and like a weathervane is able to align himself in that direction. He also quickly corrects when the wind changes - remember how he got booed for taking credit for the vaccine? He never tried that again.

I'm saying all this to point out: for his base, sounding like a crazy person isn't a dealbreaker. It's actually part of his appeal. When they turn on the TV and hear a loud ignorant man ranting and raving about stuff he doesn't understand, they point at the TV and shout, "He's just like me!"

This is why he was so quick to stage that photo op on his assassination attempt. We can debate whether he was really struck by a bullet or just debris, but it doesn't matter because his base cares more about appearances than reality, and Trump understands that. It's why they voted for a TV star that played a successful businessman, not an actual successful businessman. So looking tough is more important than being tough.

If you're still with me after all this, I promise I'm getting to my point now. The reason Trump is so quick to cover his hand or any sign of infirmity is that he knows his base will follow him across almost any bridge... except if he starts looking weak. MAGA cannot abide weakness. As soon as he has a serious issue in public that he can't cover up, the spell will break on a lot of them. Not all of them of course, but a lot of them won't tolerate a weak Trump. They truly believe he's this strong virile male specimen. Hell, I suspect some of them even think he's actually hiding Rambo-era Stallone's body under those ill-fitting suits.

[u/SavageJeph → u/MadRaymer]

That's always been an interesting part of fascism to me, how much illusion is required to get it off the ground.

Like some hideous goose stepping bumblebee.

They do not mind seeing the emperors naked body under his magic invisible clothes because he has special magic clothes - he has something special or unique and that means he's allowed.

But once they know he's not special, he isn't wearing magic clothes, that he's going to pass away just like grandpa, then he becomes just another overweight old man in America.

[u/MadRaymer → u/SavageJeph]

Exactly. There's almost a supernatural element to his appeal, as if they believe he has superpowers. When I would read about how the ancient Egyptians worshiped their pharaohs, I never quite understood what that meant. Now I get it.

There's the actual person Donald Trump, then there's the mythical figure the cult imagines him to be. But at some point, reality is going to come crashing down on them and the illusion will shatter.

[u/SavageJeph → u/MadRaymer]

You just made me think - I've not read of a fascist leader that is glorious, know what i mean?

Where is my 6'7, "swinging past the knees" carrying a tree over their shoulder, with flowing hair and sculpted butt?

And it must be that a real Adonis wouldn't appeal, they can't see themselves as that, but they can see themselves as Donald, you almost need to be contradictory from the beginning to scratch that fascist want.

[u/pingpongpsycho → u/ToNoMoCo]

Crazy? No. Talking about gold, one of his favorite topics. “…the office was dirty…” 🤦‍♂️

[u/Schuben → u/pingpongpsycho]

"Gold..... Solid gold."

No fucking way any of it is solid gold. Soon he'll try to claim that technically gold leaf is still gold in a solid state.

[u/cjboffoli]

Makeup? More like spackle. I've patched holes in drywall with less material.

[u/TintedApostle → u/cjboffoli]

Reminds me of the movie "Death Becomes Her" where Meryl Streep is patched up with plaster of paris and makeup.

We are here now

[u/ArtistEngineer]

What World leader wears a baseball cap with a stupid slogan on it?!

Still feels like I'm living in the stupid version alternative reality.

[u/Paksarra → u/ArtistEngineer]

He's not a world leader, he's a Russian follower.

[u/galaxy_horse → u/Paksarra]

Past few days he looks more like a world leaver than a world leader 

[u/Muffled_Incinerator]

Imagine having the GALL to wear that fucking hat.

[u/EatsAlotOfBread → u/Muffled_Incinerator]

Well if he takes it off NOW a huge wad of hair will just fall off.

[u/kevendo]

This is now a repeated "injury". The president is getting IV drips to treat his congestive heart failure and kidney disease.

[u/CryptographerNo923 → u/kevendo]

Remember when they said it was from shaking so many hands?

[u/spacetrees → u/CryptographerNo923]

No way. Did they really??

[u/CryptographerNo923 → u/spacetrees]

"President Trump is a man of the people," White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said, adding, "His commitment is unwavering, and he proves that every single day."

"President Trump has bruises on his hand because he’s constantly working and shaking hands all day every day," Leavitt added in a follow-up statement.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna193652

First source I found but I’m sure it’s reported elsewhere.

[u/RonaldoNazario → u/CryptographerNo923]

The lies are always so dumb and unnecessary. Dudes old, and gets top of the line health care. You could just say “he’s gotten some iv infusions”

[u/quadralien → u/RonaldoNazario]

I wonder if he's getting transfusions of young blood from trafficked children.

[u/SavageJeph → u/quadralien]

Peter Thiel over here "Oh I only use homemade, no store bought for me"

[u/SAWK → u/quadralien]

people are saying he's getting fresh killed baby adrenochrome treatment

[u/El_Fader → u/CryptographerNo923]

"all day every day"

You heard it here, folks. Trump doesn't sleep, he's too busy shaking hands.

[u/the_realest_barto → u/CryptographerNo923]

😅

That's almost North Korean levels of bullshittery and leader cultism...

[u/elrangarino → u/CryptographerNo923]

Bless her. That sounds like Kim Jung-Un lore. “Yes he can talk to dolphins! His hands are always bruised cause he gives so many handshakes! He’s the most handsome man in all of Korea!”

[u/DeadbeatJohnson → u/CryptographerNo923]

JFC...I really wanted to believe you were joking. This administration is a circus.

[u/deus-exmachina → u/kevendo]

We can only hope

[u/urmomsfavoriteplayer → u/kevendo]

Please enlighten us as to what "drips" treat CHF and unspecified kidney disease as an outpatient? I'm not Trump supporter but I am a physician. And this is a wild medical leap. 

[u/warm_kitchenette → u/urmomsfavoriteplayer]

They are asserting that he is receiving IV diuretics for the acute congestive heart failure. That’s a plausible diagnosis, given his cankles, shit diet, BMI > 40 for a decade or more, physical inactivity, and nonstop rage. 

That is super plausible to me (not an md). A child can see he’s not healthy. 

Some are also asserting that the diuretics are causing kidney issues. Who knows. 

[u/urmomsfavoriteplayer → u/warm_kitchenette]

Lymphedema from obesity can also cause swollen legs and feet. Diuretics can also be given as pills with the same result. We use IV diuretics during CHF exacerbations to strip off massive volumes of water (10+ liters) because it works much faster. That amount of excess water impairs cardiac and respiratory function. For someone with the level of care he is capable of receiving they would do daily weights and titrate oral diuretics. For someone to require IV diuretics they are not capable of walking around a golf course and playing. 

[u/NHBikerHiker]

The guy’s check engine light has been on for years. All that hate and revenge will catch up at some point.

[u/Capndoofus]

Conspiracy theory: Miller/Hegseth/Heritage knows he is going to die within the year and they are deploying troops to cities that may celebrate so much they become legitimate resistance movements.

[u/twombleee → u/Capndoofus]

Nice. I’ll add that maybe Vance is taking so many trips because he wants to get them all in before he has to actually work.

[u/Capndoofus → u/twombleee]

Man how much of a loser is Vance that I forgot to add the VICE PRESIDENT to the list of conspirators. Just a fat faced total zero.

[u/JakeConhale → u/Capndoofus]

How much of a conspirator can he be with all those vacations?

[u/BuddyHemphill → u/Capndoofus]

Without the cult of personality they’ll need to keep “order” with force.

[u/Look_Im_Not_Sure → u/Capndoofus]

I'm just going to say this: whenever he does die I dont give a shit where I'm at - I'm leaving to go to my house and drink and cheers and yell and holler and cry.

Fuck him, fuck those idiots and fuck the sycophants. I dont have to be anywhere to be so happy I'm laughing tears of joy.

[u/rabbittrainer]

Biden may outlive him…

[u/FISHING_100000000000 → u/rabbittrainer]

I hope this is the case because the absolute rage it would cause Trump supporters would be hilarious

[u/LD-50_Cent → u/rabbittrainer]

Poor Biden and Obama will have to attend his funeral

[u/IBJON → u/LD-50_Cent]

Obama should show up in his tan suit.

[u/pterribledactyls → u/LD-50_Cent]

They really don’t have to.

Or they could just go and smile through the whole thing.

[u/socratic-meth]

Has he ever said why he wants to look orange? If it made him look in anyway better I might understand, but it just makes him look like a clown.

[u/trogdortheman → u/socratic-meth]

Its just like people with god awful plastic surgery, who continue getting more, they don't see themselves in a normal sane way. In his head he is literally the most perfect and beautiful person alive. 

[u/HexTalon → u/socratic-meth]

I saw another comment yesterday about how he's likely (red-green?) colorblind, which would make the orange just look tan and explain the fascination with tacky gold (which just looks shiny). During Sharpie-gate he also confused colors on the chart.

Have you ever seen him wear green?

[u/swordrat720 → u/socratic-meth]

Probably to look tanned. If you’ve got a tan, it makes you look a shade tanner. If you’re a white as toilet paper, it just makes you look Orange.

[u/Kujen → u/swordrat720]

And it’s literally makeup that he applies to his face. Like it’s not even a spray tan. It’s makeup and you can see the lines where it ends before his pale white ears.

[u/07ShadowGuard]

It makes my blood boil to see him brag about how expensive the oval office renovation was. That's our money, you fucking ghoul.

[u/Dry-Interaction-1246]

"If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency,"

"his physical strength and stamina are extraordinary."

[u/JJLeon16 → u/Dry-Interaction-1246]

“I told the President that if he had a healthier diet over the last 20 years he might live to be 200 years old".

[u/LlamasBeTrippin → u/[deleted]]

It’s likely more severe than just venous deficiency, this is congestive heart failure that’s being treated with (likely) IV diuretics, which really damage the kidneys.

Even with the best treatment he can’t get healthier than this, it’s all downhill from here and it’s usually pretty fast.

[u/TransitJohn → u/LlamasBeTrippin]

Which would explain his talking about getting into heaven recently.

[u/Smile-Nod → u/[deleted]]

That’s one way to treat penous insufficiency

[u/JohnDubz → u/[deleted]]

He’s most likely getting iv diuretics. They can also damage the kidneys.

[u/Specialist-Clock-914 → u/JohnDubz]

What if it came out that they were pumping him up with amphetamines and morphine. I remember one dude back in the 40s with similar temperament that had the same daily regimen. Probably some vitamins too.

[u/heloder85]

He's covering up the stamp he uses to get back onto Epstein Island.

[u/tenebre]

Can you imagine what Fox News would have said if Obama wore a baseball hat in the Oval Office even one time?

[u/disillusioned → u/tenebre]

They'd still be talking about it today, let alone if it referred to himself in the third fucking person

[u/spiritfiend]

LOL Trump knows he's going to hell

[u/sniffstink1]

The Devil is no longer able to keep him all in one piece. He's starting to decompose before our very eyes.

[u/EatsAlotOfBread → u/sniffstink1]

Can't blame the devil for not wanting to live in there anymore. Imagine how annoying possessing a man like this would be. And how smelly.

[u/Unusual-Economist288]

Sprained it cupping Putin’s balls

[u/couchandwine]

Reminds me of the end of the movie "Death Becomes Her," where Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep are patched-up and painted over.

[u/somnambulantcat]

It's hiding his MS-13 tattoo

[u/eeyore134]

Him having to constantly talk about how gold his gold is just further makes me believe it's spray-painted foam from Temu.

[u/linzkisloski]

Could you even imagine if Obama was bragging about how expensive it was to cover the Oval Office in solid gold.

[u/Galileiah]

His face is changing…🧐

[u/JustStuff03 → u/Galileiah]

It is absolutely losing all its rigidity & looks almost stroke patient droopy. Just the difference in videos, between now & June 21st is extraordinary. Not only his face, but his entire demeanor is more sloppy, slouchy and subdued. The mad king is on borrowed time.

[u/mailslot → u/JustStuff03]

Concerning is that “IQ” test he keeps bragging about, which is a stroke victim’s equivalent of the referee’s knockout assessment in a boxing match. It’s not a difficult test, just one to make sure someone isn’t so brain damaged they can’t function.

[u/sonofabutch]

He loves sitting at desks now to hide his cankles.

[u/MontyAtWork]

If it was Biden's team saying he was getting hand bruising from shaking hands, MAGA would be saying "He's got soft hands".

So why aren't Dems saying that about Trump?

Why aren't CNN reporters asking why his hands are so soft they bruise from handshakes?

[u/moofthedog]

Anyone else think Trump is looking significantly worse at this press conference?

Idk if it's the lighting, if he's actually losing weight, or all of that combined with his worsening health. He just isn't looking right.

[u/[deleted]]

His physical health is declining rapidly. Paired with him bringing up dying multiple times, he seems to know he's taking the elevator down soon, probably by year's end.

[u/CrimsonScorpio9]

Is he color blind? Can’t find the right shade of makeup for his face or his hand, and chooses a cheap gold color for everything in the White House.

Oh, and he’s a pedo

[u/HaxanWriter]

I like presidents who don’t have makeup on their hand. Or cankles. Or who fuck children and SA kids. Just me.

[u/lunex]

Nobody look! Nobody look!

[u/tandoori_taco_cat]

Imagine wearing a hat with your own name on it lol

[u/jailfortrump]

Everything about this dude is fake. His complexion, hair, height, health and mental well being. Normal people don't hide their injuries like this.

[u/dollarstoresim]

When your own hand knows you are such a POS it tries to abandon ship.

[u/Strong-Raccoon-7088]

But makeup is only for drag queens and queers, right?!