r/politics • u/Effective_Salad_8381 • 22h ago

Soft Paywall JD Vance Mocked for Embarrassing WWII History Mistake

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vance-mocked-for-embarrassing-wwii-history-mistake/
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u/PatSajaksDick 21h ago

Man, don't give me hope

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u/citizenjones 21h ago

I don't touch the stuff.

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u/Dubyew 21h ago

Good. The withdrawals are brutal.

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u/hand_truck 20h ago

I don't know about your experience, but my hope withdrawl seems to take about four years to shake. And then I relaspse. And then another four years to shake. And then I relapse. Here's to hoping I can finally break the cycle in 2028. Ahhh, shit, there I go again...

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u/vagina_candle 16h ago

People make the mistake of thinking there is a finish line in politics.

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u/FromTralfamadore 13h ago

Thanks Obama.

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u/Osiris32 Oregon 14h ago

But shes such a happy character in SEC Shorts!

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u/VanceKelley Washington 17h ago

The Nazis lost WW2 because the USA, USSR, and other countries combined to crush the German military.

Today, the USA and Russia are on Team Fascism and are working together to destroy democracy and the rule of law.

Is that fact sufficient to destroy any semblance of hope for the future?

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u/Rynowash 16h ago

You say- America is the axis powers?

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u/Savings_Average_4586 16h ago

Welcome to the fun house of real historic times

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u/AntoniaFauci 14h ago

Republican america.

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u/Tovrin Australia 14h ago

If it was up to Vance, the US wouldn't have been involved.

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u/ohdatgatordead 14h ago

“Are we the Baddies?”

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u/likespb 14h ago

Yes . Yes you are indeed the baddies .

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u/Daedropolis 13h ago

Lack of oil and gas had a lot to do with Germany’s downfall

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u/SilveRX96 11h ago

Being a dictatorship that naturally favors cocksucking and embellishing achievements also didnt help

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u/Spicy_Weissy 20h ago

His tiny feeble hands could never manage to do it himself.

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u/Old-Rhubarb-97 17h ago

I'd settle for a puddle of urine.

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u/Big_sugaaakane1 16h ago

Hope is the first step onto the road of disappointment

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u/Mastershoelacer 12h ago

Your username…is…ummm…weird

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u/PatSajaksDick 12h ago

I’m sorry I’m no Master Shoe Lacer, merely an apprentice

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u/jdm71384 10h ago

"Hope is pouting in advance. Hope is Faith's richer, bitchier sister. Hope is the deformed, addict-bound incest monster offspring of entitlement and fear." Thanks, Frankie!