r/politics • u/Effective_Salad_8381 • 22h ago

Soft Paywall JD Vance Mocked for Embarrassing WWII History Mistake

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vance-mocked-for-embarrassing-wwii-history-mistake/
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u/GrumpyGiant Maryland 19h ago

He added, “If Ukrainians are willing to say something on territory that brings the conflict to a close, we’re not going to stop them. We’re also not going to force them, because it’s not our country.”

No, you spineless, couch-humping weasel, it’s not our country.  It is, however, an ally against one of our most ruthless adversaries.  You know, the Voldemort-looking guy with his hand stuffed up your child-raping, treacherous, truth-allergic boss’s ass, using him like a giant, fleshy, shit-filled sock-puppet to try to pressure our ally into rolling over and giving Putin the victory he so desperately needs and which, prior to your incest-obsessed, child-trafficker pardoning, imbecilic boss’s utter betrayal of Ukraine, was becoming more and more unlikely.

So why don’t we scrub off the cheap fool’s gold paint you tried to gild that absolute turd of a statement in and tell everyone what you really meant: 

“If Ukrainians want the war to end, they should surrender.  The US policy on the war, under Trump’s administration, is no longer to support our former ally.  Instead, our national policy is to get on our knees and go to town on Putin’s dick like a washed-up, meth-addicted prostitute and act grateful for the privilege.  MAGA, woo.”

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