r/politics • u/Ok-Appearance-3360 • 2d ago

Trump says he’ll send troops to ‘clean up’ San Francisco

https://sfstandard.com/2025/08/22/trump-send-troops-clean-san-francisco/
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u/TintedApostle 2d ago

He isn't going to live to the midterms. He is showing significant CHF and kidney disease.

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u/bn1979 Minnesota 2d ago

I love your optimism. 🙂

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u/White_Null 2d ago

Look at how the tweets love the black and white filter. Like they don’t want us to see color contrast for some reason.

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u/TBB09 2d ago

A doctor went viral for explaining his symptoms and he recently talked about his worry of not getting into heaven. The powers at be at are pointing in this direction and it’s estimated he has 6-8 months

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u/throwaway404f 2d ago

It’s just clickbait bullshit. We’ve been having doctors say that for a bit over a decade now. He will live on.

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u/OralSuperhero 2d ago

Got a bottle of bourbon ready for the day!

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u/crisperfest Georgia 2d ago

I'm going to take a day off work and drink a bottle of champagne to celebrate when he kicks the bucket.

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u/besume1980 2d ago

I've been sober for a year, but i plan on swan diving off the wagon for a week when he ceases to be.

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u/foxglove0326 2d ago

I’ve been sober for 5 years and I’m seriously considering making an exception.

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u/sonicsludge 2d ago edited 2d ago

Almost 6 for me and I want to do it at a family (Republicans) gathering like this Christmas and just become unhinged! The past week not one person has said a word on our family group text. I wonder why?

Edit: I laugh at the DVs, since anyone who quit drinking knows becoming unhinged goes with the territory of abusive drinking, and if you drink, you might want to take a long, hard look in the mirror.

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u/haydesigner 2d ago

I hope you’re all joking. If not, please, please, please don’t do this… He is so, so not worth the re-destruction of your life.

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u/FoorumanReturns Washington 2d ago

I love your optimism!

Frankly - and I say this as one who has lived with horrible, debilitating, lifelong chronic illness for over 30 miserable years now - Trump deserves so much worse than to pass away gently from some disease, with access to the best medication and all the painkillers he wants.

The suffering this vile excuse for a ‘man’ has wrought upon this once-proud nation, and indeed, the entire world, is incalculable. He has made life measurably worse for countless Americans through his horrific policies and careless inaction. He has directly caused the horrible deaths of millions who didn’t need to die, simply because he thought minimizing the seriousness of a deadly virus would be politically beneficial to him personally. He has inflicted unfathomable levels of trauma on everyday Americans just trying to live their lives, who now have to fear being kidnapped and thrown in a gulag simply because of their skin color or other minority status. And all of that is just within the last few years, totally ignoring his lifelong career as a notorious New York City conman who fucked over everyone he ever interacted with.

It genuinely makes me physically ill knowing how much suffering this one despicable piece of human garbage (and his henchmen, who must also not escape accountability when the time comes) has been able to inflict upon not only the US, but the human race at large.

I sincerely hope that Trump lives long enough to spend his miserable, lonely, hate-fueled final years underneath a filthy, desolate prison in some godforsaken location - and even that will be too kind a fate for him.

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u/TintedApostle 2d ago

Some people make the world better when the leave. How they leave to me doesn't matter. Everyone who matters benefits from it.

Sure he should be punished while living, but hey....

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u/crakemonk California 2d ago

It’s too bad they closed Alligator Alcatraz, it would be a great place for Trump to spend out the remainder of his days.

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u/SeanOfTheDead1313 2d ago

Think of this. In the event of a nuclear event, the Secret Service will do everything possible to protect his life at all costs. Possibly making him one of only a very small group of other possible survivors on Earth.

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u/MasterofPandas1 2d ago

He’s also been musing about heaven an awful lot

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u/TintedApostle 2d ago

Funny way to mention Dante's Inferno... right?

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u/Hammunition 2d ago

Doesn’t matter, this is not his playbook, whoever is next will just pick up where he left off because this is what the money wants and has been planning for over a decade now.

He’s not just a puppet though, he has his own special form of cruelty and evil. But his replacement will likely be less obviously a self centered moron, and be able to keep his ego in check more effectively so that a lot of this goes on behind closed doors which is worse in some ways.

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u/SpudgeBoy 2d ago

Well over a decade. The red necks have been planning this since right after the Civil War and the "moral majority" has been plotting this since at least the '50s. Now add in Russia since the '40s and you have a perfect mix to destroy America as we know it.

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u/TintedApostle 2d ago

Trump is the key I think. Trump for some reason has MAGA support and is Teflon for this. He will be impossible to replace.

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u/Sinnedangel8027 2d ago

That tends to be how it works with cults. Once the super charismatic leader passes, the cult falls apart regardless of who takes over.

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u/tetsuo_7w 2d ago

This is my dearest hope. The heritage foundation, thiel, all the rich assholes have been planning a neofeudalist takeover for ages, but Trump somehow has the charisma to make it happen. Without him I sincerely hope their plan unravels without maga support.

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u/espressocycle 2d ago

They won't need him anymore once they control elections.

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u/Overton_Glazier 2d ago

They don't need Trump, they just need incompetent Democrats to run against. 2016 and 2024 would have been a bloodbath if the GOP had run a more composed candidate instead of Trump. Someone just as evil but capable of sounding pleasant when the cameras are on

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u/besume1980 2d ago

If he was a regular citizen who had to fight for his healthcare you'd be correct. He's a billionaire and the president. he has round-the-clock access to the finest health care in the world. He may already, at this point be deceased with his corpse being kept anmitronic via a cocktail of stimulent drungs and electric shock stimulation.

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u/TintedApostle 2d ago

He doesn't listen to doctors.

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u/espressocycle 2d ago

They'll keep him alive until January 21 so they can have Vance for 10 years without having to actually violate the 22nd amendment.

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u/11thStPopulist 2d ago

His CHF is showing, but with proper medical care, which he gets, he can live for years. He’s a raping criminal. When is he going to finally do his time?

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u/throwaway404f 2d ago

Nope. That’s what we’ve been saying since 2015. That’s what we’ve said about Putin. That’s what we’ve said about Kim Jong Un. They will all live at least another 20 years.

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u/DontYouTrustMe 2d ago

Don’t get all of your new from Reddit

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u/sverebom 2d ago

Phew, thank god. I was almost worried that people might have to stop what they are doing, get up and protest/boycott this government and it supporters. But with the Epstein files hanging in the air and Trump looking more sickly by the day, everyone can sit idle and continue what they are doing because the problem will soon resolve itself.

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u/TintedApostle 2d ago

They can do both, but remember to avoid p0roviding an excuse for martial law.