r/politics 14h ago

Soft Paywall Trump, 79, Melts Down at Being Challenged to a Walk by Dem, 46

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-melts-down-at-being-challenged-to-a-walk-by-dem-46/
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u/ShinyMeansFancy Maryland 14h ago

That’s my governor.

I think if Frump declines the invitation, Gov. Moore should have a community walk for the cameras. I’ll go.

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u/Inevitable-Ad9760 14h ago

It would be fun if a bunch of well-known Democrats did a community walk, which will also show they aren't afraid of their fellow Americans and visitors like the white nationalists

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u/Orwells_Roses 13h ago

It should become a national thing.

Walk for democracy. Walk away from fascism. Democratic candidates could demonstrate all sorts of good qualities and grassroots appeal by just going for walks with their constituents.

Maga candidates would get booed out of town and would be afraid to show up, even if they were in the physical condition to walk a mile, unlike Dear Leader.

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u/Assine2 11h ago

Great idea! Elected democrats are you reading this ?

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u/PracticeBaby 10h ago

Their staff are more likely to browse reddit than their bosses. I don't see old Chuck droppin dank memes on us from the shitter.

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u/TAWilson52 9h ago

He’s too worried about what the Baileys are having for dinner.

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u/MillionMilesPerHour 9h ago

Actually I think he walks with the Baileys.

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u/20_mile 8h ago

Democratic candidates could demonstrate all sorts of good qualities and grassroots appeal by just going for walks with their constituents.

This is partially what made Mamdani so appealing to young voters and helped him go viral. He walked 14 miles in a single day through NYC.

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u/jcouball 14h ago

They should all do walks through their districts. Have a Trump cut out stuck at the starting line.

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u/evil_timmy 13h ago

Super yes to this. Live stream Reps and Senators walking their districts flanked by actual residents. Put down on wax how fake these tales of "burning crime-ridden cities" are, especially when those pointing their fingers presided over far worse crime rates in their own states and districts.

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u/No_Signature5065 13h ago

I think it’d be good for a lot of people to see this, honestly. I live in one of the “burning, crime ridden cities” and I’m currently sitting outside watching my kids play in the yard and waving to my neighbors who are all out for walks since the heat wave just broke. So scary. Such crime.

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u/Turbulent_Fail_2022 13h ago

I’m from Louisiana but moved with parents as a teenager when my Dad lost his job. Now for work I get to cover the state. I’m in New Orleans tomorrow and I can’t fucking wait 🤷🏼‍♂️. I’ll be sipping a cold beverage at Urban Brewing Co tomorrow and loving the beautiful city of NOLA.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 11h ago

There's a local reporter here in Pittsburgh who repeatedly posts about how crime ridden and scary downtown is. His white suburban followers believe this shit and echo it regularly.

So I regularly post pictures and videos of myself wandering around downtown and tag the little fearmongering gremlin because there's literally no reason to be afraid. Dude cries about how bad it's getting and how nobody goes to the city anymore but then posts about every single homeless person or drug overdose like the place is a warzone. Gee I wonder why no suburbanites come into town to spend money anymore...

Bunch of clowns scared of their own shadows. I've walked through some of the worst areas of different cities in the northeast/Mid-Atlantic regions and never once felt afraid, because if you're not an asshole to people you're unlikely to have and problems. It's pretty goddamn simple.

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u/Iluthradanar9 9h ago

Like a guy who filmed himself walking NYC at night. The scariest thing he saw was one rat in a gutter, but even it looked kind of cute.

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u/jsface2009 13h ago

Even better if they were in the “dangerous” areas they are claiming are bad

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u/2_black_cats 11h ago

Trump claims places like Boston are crime ridden hell holes yet Boston mayor, Michelle Wu, held her annual block party outside her house in Roslindale this weekend. It slapped. She’s very nice IRL

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u/Black_Metallic 8h ago

None of the people shit-talking these cities have the slightest interest in what it's actually like there. They only care about scaring rural and suburban people, who also don't actually care about what it's actually like there but just want their biases reinforced.

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u/Original_Ad8991 14h ago

They could raise money for cankle awareness

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u/Fenrirsulfr22 13h ago

I love this idea

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u/kennymakaha 14h ago

I want to see Obama vs Trump televised golf match with PGA rules and officials

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u/Accidental-Hyzer Massachusetts 12h ago

Yes. Only no caddies either. Make him walk 18 carrying his clubs without a cart or push cart. I bet he can’t do it.

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u/crakemonk California 12h ago

Exactly, we all saw that caddy helping Trump cheat recently by dropping that ball near the green for him.

I want to see Trump play a high school tournament level match: no caddies and no carts, he’s gotta carry those clubs on his back all 9 holes, and make sure someone’s watching him the entire time so he can’t cheat.

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u/Assine2 11h ago

Honey, the MAGAt can't golf 3 holes of miniature golf without a sit down to catch his breath.

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u/moham225 13h ago

Id pay good monney to watch that!

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u/DotaThe2nd 12h ago

no, no more games with facists. we dont need to normalize this shit any more than we already have

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u/77NorthCambridge 13h ago

A game of H-O-R-S-E.

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u/TintedApostle 14h ago

His doctor says he is great walker. He walks better than a 25 year old marathoner.

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u/scobot 13h ago

It’s wanker.

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u/Tithund 11h ago

I bet I can outwank him as well as outwalk him. Probably even at the same time.

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u/ClammyAF 11h ago

But are your ankles also two water balloons filled with Wendy's chili?

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u/Stunning_Let2174 14h ago

And he walks faster than lightening. I’m not kidding. Honest.

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u/funkymagee Canada 12h ago

Everybody's saying it! They're saying he invented it, y'know? Fast walking. Never - NEVER before seen! Thank you for your attention in this manner!

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u/PerniciousPeyton Colorado 13h ago

And he walks faster than lightening.

I mean, everybody was kung fu fighting…

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u/FreedomBread 14h ago

They can't believe the walking that he does, it's unbelievable, they've never seen anything like it before, it's really really great walking.

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u/TintedApostle 14h ago

The have come to me with tears in their eyes saying "Sir! I have never seen walking on this level before."

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u/chrisms150 New Jersey 12h ago

People come up to him on his walks and say "Sir, I've never seen anything like it sir. You're incredible, the absolute best walker ever."

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u/TintedApostle 12h ago

with tears in their eyes

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u/xlvi_et_ii Minnesota 13h ago

The next Olympics are in the US - maybe he will compete to show of his prowess in these sports?

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u/midwest_riverman 14h ago

people say he walks better thank anyone. That’s why he’s got huge kankles. Stable base. Sturdy.

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u/7ddlysuns I voted 14h ago

I believe you, and that’s why I just know he will walk all 18 holes at the upcoming tournament. If not I will have to switch to Gavin. I need a president who can walk.

God bless.

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u/Scary-Maximum7707 13h ago

Unfortunately Trump prefers his holes under 18.

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u/mr-poopie-butth0le 13h ago

Ooof, for the win.

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u/Sirius_Testicles 12h ago

He seems more like a front 9 “man”

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u/Affectionate-Bend-60 12h ago

And needs a caddy to drop his balls

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck Texas 12h ago

Oh shit lol

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u/AggressiveFondant918 13h ago

Better yet, I need a president who doesn't lie, cheat and is not a traitor, and doesn't rape little girls. Too tall and order for the orange shit stain who is Trump.

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u/yedi001 Canada 13h ago

You just eliminated 99.9999999999999999% of the GOP. Steve the intern coffee guy is still new, but given time I'm sure he'll get with the program or quit eventually.

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u/greentea1985 Pennsylvania 12h ago

Good luck with that one. Trump has always been a cart golfer, often driving the cart right up next to his ball.

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u/digitalgrizz 13h ago

I'LL DRIVE HIM AROUND THE COURSE IN MY 1 OF 3495 BLACK METTALIC WITH THE CHROME PACKAGE 2003 C5 CORVETTE. ALL AMERICAN MUSCLE THAT WILL NEVER TAKE A TAX PAYER BAILOUT.

GOBLESS!

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u/Aggravating-Vast3253 12h ago

I could be mistaken, but I remember General Motors taking a bailout in 2009. Ford was the only American automaker not too.

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u/StrongLoan9751 13h ago

Perfect conservative online boomer speak

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u/CrackSmokingGypsy 13h ago

And his tiny pecker doesn't interfere with the movement of his legs

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u/every_famine_virtual 13h ago

That's why his cardiologist praised his chronic penis insufficiency.

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u/HandOfSolo 12h ago

it’s small so the blood stays in his brain! stable genius.

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u/RainbowDarter 13h ago

The catheter and diaper do, though.

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u/kevnmartin Washington 13h ago

He looks worse every day.

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u/Ace_Bearbus-73 13h ago

If he ain't golfing, you know something's up.

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u/kevnmartin Washington 13h ago

It must be serious. Good.

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u/AndyTheSane 13h ago

Leaves a trail of diarrhea. The best diarrhea.

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u/ClassicT4 13h ago

I heard he made the Kessel Run in 10 parsecs just while walking.

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u/BloodyEyeGames 13h ago

FYI, it's with a C. Cankles, a portmanteau of calf and ankle.

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u/justabill71 14h ago

Momentum!

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u/TintedApostle 13h ago

Some people make the world a better place when the leave it.

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u/DividedStatesofFeces Colorado 13h ago

100% this☝. I work in a continuing care facility and see Trumps condition on a daily basis. It's getting close. My amateur opinion might not make you feel any better, but from what I've seen and know I honestly don't think he will last through the year.

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u/TintedApostle 13h ago

I am giving him 6 month under stress. Keep pissing him off.

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u/Ent3rpris3 10h ago

'Trump dies of heart attack.'

MAGA: "He loved us so much that his heart gave out from all that love of the citizens."

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u/OohYeahOrADragon 11h ago

If you really worked with the elderly you’d know that one frequent flyer who keeps living out of spite and anger.

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u/Superduperbals 10h ago

Used to work in hospice as a death doula. My very first client was this old hippie dude with no friends or family, dying from multiple cancers, he was bedbound in his care-integrated apartment for two years, almost died of an infection after which he was admitted to the hospital PCU. Hospitals in Canada being publicly funded and stretched very thin typically reserve palliative beds for patients they are absolutely sure are in their last 2-3 months of life, tops. Just looking at the state he was in (think Darth Vader at the end of Episode IV) I thought for sure he was in his last days, let alone weeks or months... I don't know if it was remnants of psychedelic magic from the 60s or what but bro held on for TWO MORE YEARS. The hospital kicked him out of the PCU after 6 months, we had to fight the city to get him back into an assisted living unit, because normally there's a 10 year waitlist. Some people somehow just defy the law of entropy itself.

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u/Why-did-i-reas-this 10h ago

I knew a guy who was given 6 months to live (cancer) and his wife was already grieving his passing. Fast forward 20 years. He was still alive and cared for his wife who ended up with Alzheimer’s and passed a few years before he did. He was a nice guy though so it’s not always the evil ones. 

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u/notyogrannysgrandkid 12h ago

When it happens, you’ll know before you read it. Before there is a global press release, you’ll know. Before an official cause is announced, you’ll know.

Someone will leak it, word will spread. When it happens, we’ll be dancing in the streets and praising whatever hamberder it was that finally did it.

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u/darkfear95 10h ago

I can't even be excited, because then that means James Donald Vance is president then. And he seems like he's truly evil. Fucking grifters.

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u/bagoink 10h ago

Cults need a leader, and this one responded to trump's imbecilic cruelty, wrathful narcissism, greed and overt bigotry. It was a special kind of recipe that they were hungry for, which is how he shot to the top in the 2016 primaries in a way no one expected.

It's going to be awful hard for anyone to match that particular blend of intoxicating toxicty.

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u/Jedi_Ninja 13h ago

Whatever happened with Trump supposedly patrolling the streets of DC with the national guard? They made such a big deal over it, but I've not seen anything about it.

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u/aircooledJenkins Montana 13h ago

Taco chickened out.

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot 11h ago

Trump always chickens out chickened out?

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u/Trotskyist 11h ago

Moved from DC about a year ago but still have a ton of friends there who I keep in touch with.

There are soldiers everywhere.

DC is a powder keg right now.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 8h ago

Yeah we all know there are guardsmen all over, but they were saying Trump was going to go out on patrol with them. Then that just kinda poof disappeared.

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u/badwolf1013 13h ago

This is slightly off-topic, but have you noticed that "nasty" is kind of his default insult? I'm sure part of it is just his limited vocabulary, but I think we tend to also default to the insults we heard as a kid -- especially from family and peers.

What I'm saying is that little Donnie Trump was probably called "nasty" a lot.

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u/kyle_c123 12h ago

Also, "That's a terrible thing to say" when it's accurately describing a terrible thing he's responsible for or done nothing about.

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u/Throwaway1285837 10h ago

That's his favorite one for journalists that ask something he doesn't like

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u/methos3 10h ago

That time during Covid when that reporter tossed him an easy pitch and asked what he’d tell the nation during this troubling time. And he freaked out and did exactly what you said, said it was a nasty question and the reporter was a terrible person for bringing it up. And you see the reporter making a “dafuq?” face

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u/ThatsSomeBullshirt 8h ago

It’s crazy to think back to how Trump wanted to not only pass off Covid as a hoax but he didn’t want journalists to act like people were worried about it. Now he just fucking sends the military to patrol our cities and his cult continues to suck him off. So why he felt like he needed to save face during a pandemic is beyond me.

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u/TheWarden007 12h ago

Usually we saves it for women. All women that dare to voice any opposition get the "nasty" callout via Lies Social.

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u/Suavecore_ 10h ago

I just want to say it's hilarious to me that OP pointed out the use of "nasty" and my first thought was Smeagol saying "nasty Hobbitses," and then your comment has a typo saying "we saves it" as Smeagol would say it

u/Burdwatcher 7h ago

thank you for properly honoring his dignity and not referring to him by the mocking nickname people saddled him with due to his vocal tic.

I hate how everyone paints him as the bad guy when in reality, he was just living on his own, catching fish and defending himself against orcs year after year, till some bastard burglar came into his house and stole the one possession he had and truly loved, taunted him with a BULLSHIT riddle (how in the world is "what do I have in my pocket" a brainteaser someone could figure out?) during a game Smeagol agreed to play along with, and then took off with it to keep for his own amusement for decades before his young cousin set out to destroy it.

The ring was apparently perfectly safe in Smeagol's hands. Sauron didn't have a clue where it was until Bilbo started horrifying his party guests with it. Smeagol wasn't going anywhere, had no real lust for power, just used it to catch his fish and live his quiet life alone. Yes, he made one awful mistake in the heat of passion under the pull of a mystical and powerful ring when he was young, but he paid for it dearly over the ensuing centuries of shame and isolation and he never bothered anyone again.

That whole damn super long story is nothing more than the tragic tale of a misunderstood dude who never got justice for a savage robbery committed agaisnt him. He poignantly reunites with it finally, after chasing it to the ends of the earth and even helping his tormentors escape certain death and allowing them to humiliate him even more, but only gets to enjoy it seconds before his tragic death. Hobbit/LoTR is one of the saddest stories alive ever read.

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u/RonaldoNazario 12h ago

He defaults to “low IQ” for black people

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u/Blackthorn79 11h ago

I think it's more likely how his father insulted his mother. Trump has all the characteristics of an unloved son who is trying to win the respect of a dead parent. It has twisted him into a person who can't distinguish good attention from bad, who thinks armoring himself in gwady trappings will gain himself status, and being cruel will make him look powerful.

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u/badwolf1013 11h ago

I thought it was probably something that his mother scolded HIM with.

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u/Blackthorn79 11h ago

I still say it was his dad. Think of it like this, imagine a stupid trust fund baby doing an impersonation of a New York slum lord. That slum lord was his dad. I think that's what's wrong with his sons too. They're doing an even more out of touch impersonation of that same slum lord.

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u/badwolf1013 11h ago

They probably both said it. To him. To each other. About other people.

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u/CyberMattSecure 13h ago

Dont insult dear leader his vocabulary is Bigly

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u/NamelessResearcher 14h ago

In other words, those bone spurs are acting up again.

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u/Frustrated_Bettor 14h ago

There should be a maximum age for the presidency. There is a minimum age of 35. The max should be the standard retirement age (currently 65).

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u/Hoplophilia 14h ago

There should also be a maximum number of times TDB is allowed to use the expression, "meltdown."

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u/CyberMattSecure 13h ago

To be fair toddlers, throw a lot of fits and have a lot of meltdowns

And when you touch enough toddlers, you become one

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u/solaramalgama 14h ago

I dread the day they start saying "crash out".

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u/Grizzly_Berry 13h ago

Trump...

"Has a cow"

"Flips his lid"

"Flips out"

"Totally freaks"

"Throws a hissy fit"

"Is being a big ol whiny butt baby over..."

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u/twin_weenis 13h ago

Shits a chicken?

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u/Brief_Amicus_Curiae 13h ago

Meltdown, panic, destroyed, nervous, blah blah blah. It comes off as hyperbolic clickbait because it is. O would believe terms like narcissistic injury and narcissistic rage apply more.

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u/slightlyallthetime88 13h ago

Thank you. It's making me crazy.

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u/xlvi_et_ii Minnesota 13h ago

100% yes but even if he was younger the electorate still failed by electing him.

January 6th should have been the absolute final straw on top of a haystack from his last administration but too many voters failed that basic test.

No amount of new rules can make up for the basic fact that far too many Americans are supportive of his actions and policies.

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u/Mental-Fox-9449 13h ago

He cheated and won the every swing state AND Kamala didn’t flip one county. Not even Reagan was able to accomplish that. He lost the popular vote twice, but got it now? While he was facing multiple investigations that could put him away for life and hinder his money making? While he had one of the richest men in the world and tech helping him? He cheated and no amount of voting would have changed it. All voting data so far shows irregular numbers in multiple states.

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u/MrSnrub_92 Pennsylvania 13h ago

Even the Catholic Church has a maximum age (80) for one to be considered for the Papacy. 

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u/Frustrated_Bettor 13h ago

80 seems high, but it's better than nothing

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u/The_Knife_Pie 12h ago

It’s more the point that even the vatican realises age limits are important, not that their limit specifically is where it should be.

But also ~70-80 for the pope isn’t actually that high. The point of the position is to be grandfatherly and wise so you want old.

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u/4evr_dreamin 13h ago

And include cognitive exams that are publicly available

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u/_that_dude_J 13h ago

I forget the name of this interesting podcast I heard recently. They discussed why some US politicians stick around so long. It's the free healthcare. It's superior. Surveying those in seats, many are older men. When they researched how often politicians completed their work, made it to vote, etc there were discrepancies. The older they are, once they are met with any type of pain, they take a leave. For many months. Smh. We the public are not given any of the same entitlements. I wouldn't normally use that last word but for them, they are entitled. They aren't dealing with the issues of everyday Americans. Ie not getting the care or coverage needed for a life saving circumstance.

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u/Ex-maven New York 13h ago

There should also be a felony conviction limit for the presidency. I would set it at 1 felony

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u/FreedomBread 14h ago

Correct, if the general populace is considered to be eligible for retirement, then public service should then be limited to prior to whatever that retirement age is. Enough of these ancient power mongers deciding things for people who are living and working in today, not mired in decades old thinking and backwards fear of new technology and attitudes.

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u/bradatlarge 14h ago

I’ll generously allow 72 years old.

After that, absolutely not.

Term limits? Nah. Age limits.

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u/tg19801980 13h ago

Yeah, I would be okay with that as the oldest you can serve age. Maybe a president could run at 64 or 65, but only eligible to serve until 73. I don’t want a senator running at 72 and serving to 78.

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u/swordrat720 13h ago

If you hit retirement age during your term, you can serve out the term, but are ineligible to run again.

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u/SkyerKayJay1958 13h ago

I'm absolutely in favor of nobody can run for any office or be appointed to an office (Supreme Court, ambassador, director, dog catcher, ) past age 70. No lifetime appointments-6 year max equal to the Senate

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u/smersh101 13h ago

You know Trump's administration is full of people in their 30s and 40s who are just as awful and backward as Trump, right? And that millions of people that age voted for him?

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u/GoochTwain 13h ago

...and Hulk Hogan isn't here to carry him around like Master Blaster from Beyond Thunderdome

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u/StillAnAss 13h ago

Just remember, everyone who voted for Trump is a pedophile supporter

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u/BigDadNads420 9h ago

We had more than enough information back in 2016 to label him at worst a pedophile, and at best a sexual predator. All of this information was credible and easy to find. They all either directly support sex crimes/pedophilia, or their hate for you is so strong that these things are not a deal breaker.

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u/ThouMayest69 9h ago

Remind them every chance you get. Anyone with children should be mindful around Republicans. They are incapable of seeing the political right for what it is, and therefore can't be trusted around kids themselves. It is irresponsible parenting to have your kids around these folks. 

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u/gorobotkillkill Oregon 14h ago

Fucker should walk over and get the Epstein files so he can release them.

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u/Frustrated_Bettor 13h ago

Another broken promise...

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ 13h ago

I’ll tell ya, recently, he looks awful. More than usual. I think something is seriously going on with his health.

He looks bad, real bad.

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u/Velveeta_itch 13h ago

Paranoia about being found out as guilty will do that

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u/steve_ample I voted 14h ago

Prop Joe can easily outpace Trump.

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u/Love-That-Danhausen 13h ago

Joe was still biking regularly well into his presidency. Might still be as far as I know.

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u/AlphaBreak 13h ago

People were making fun of him for falling down once, but falling on a bike and being able to get back up is genuinely a pretty great feat for the elderly and I doubt a lot of people his age or even a few years younger could manage it.

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u/Bloodyfish New York 12h ago

I know people in their 30s who would shatter like glass.

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u/Frognuts777 I voted 13h ago

I doubt trump has rode a bike ever. At any time or any age

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u/bullet4mv92 12h ago

If by "rode" you mean "raped", and by "bike" you mean "underage girl", then yes he's ridden a lot of bikes

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u/cheeky-snail 12h ago

Betting the same could be said for many typical activities, like shop for groceries, make a meal for your family, pay bills, get a car repaired, mow the grass, etc.

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u/NottheArkhamKnight 13h ago

I think he means Proposition Joe from The Wire. 

Still true either way.

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u/ClusterFoxtrot Florida 13h ago

Some say he's still biking to this day

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u/eking85 Florida 13h ago

Look the part be the part mother fucker.

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u/NorthenFreeman 14h ago

Old man is unable to walk we all know it, mmm, ok I'm wrong. Those guys with MAGA hats think he's a super hero. Can you imagine being so delusional?

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u/Highinthe505 13h ago

His followers are as lonely and isolated from being accepted by their community as he is. They can only feel connected by the illusion of having power and control over others; they are sad, washed-up predators. Most of them either came from households where they were treated like inferior beings or have always felt inferior to others since childhood. They are people who live with daily self-loathing and inferiority complexes. They are like sad, minimum-wage security guards compared to cops. No one likes them; no one will listen to them. They are suffering from a loneliness epidemic, and they’ve decided that if they can’t have acceptance and happiness in their own lives, they’re going to take it from others. They are reckless, selfish and cruel people who are trying hard to be the worse version of themselves they can become.

It’s like if you can’t join the cool kids club then beat them up, huh just like a real cop!

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u/TnYamaneko 13h ago edited 13h ago

It reminds me of this Chinese superstition where if you walk in front of the bride at her wedding and steal her moment, you would snatch her happiness and have it to your own benefit, with blatant disregard of her own about being married to the man she loves.

And by snatch, I do not mean it's playful, and they want to share some with the bride, no, they want to suck it all for their own benefit and this is why there's people in this video looking around for it to even physically restrain them.

Because your own life is miserable enough to resort to steal the joy of life from other people so you can consume it.

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u/Inevitable-Ad9760 14h ago

Why does he put his name on the front of his shirt? Is he afraid he'll forget who he is?

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u/mrnaturallives 14h ago

Why does he wear a fucking billboard on his head?

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u/Jobe637 14h ago

I love that your think he can read...

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u/Stunning_Let2174 14h ago

He need not worry. Everyone else will know who he is and what he has done to America and to the rest of the world. We will all remember what a dangerous moron he is.

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u/oh-shazbot 13h ago

“But if Wes Moore needs help, like Gavin Newscum did in L.A., I will send in the ‘troops,’ which is being done in nearby DC, and quickly clean up the Crime,” the president continued.

Trump was so angry about the public safety walk invitation that he suggested he may pull federal support for rebuilding the city’s Francis Scott Key Bridge, which collapsed last year.

this is probably the most glaring example of how he plans to abuse his use of the military. first, he'll threaten to cut off funding like he normally does. if that doesn't work, he's saying if you do anything that he disagrees with or talk shit about him, he will just label your city or neighborhood 'crime ridden' and then use that as a pretense to send in the goon squads. our military men and women are going to have to make a decision pretty soon about which side of history they want to be on.

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u/________cosm________ 12h ago

“Especially after i gave him all that money to fix their bridge” enraged me…

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u/omgitsjagen 10h ago

This has long reeked of 1930's Germany, but threatening cities with the Strumtroopen is so on the God damn nose that it almost feels like parody.

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u/davechri 13h ago

The President of the United States of America is a pedophile

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u/BigMax 13h ago

It's sad that some people like how he operates. Genuinely sad.

A totally normal offer to just literally go for a walk and talk about an issue is met with fury and anger, simply because that person has a D next to their name.

Republicans have decided that their real enemy on this planet is literally America, or at least half of it. Nothing makes republicans angrier than Americans who suggest that we work together to make the country better.

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u/mastyrwerk 13h ago

The real story is Trump having sex with little girls.

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u/CheezeLoueez08 Canada 13h ago

Raping

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u/CyberMattSecure 13h ago

having sex implies some sort of consent he’s a rapist

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u/Za_Lords_Guard 13h ago edited 8h ago

This was 2017 (edit:meaning the article below). I am sure that sack of burger grease hasn't improved his stamina in 8 years.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/335424-trump-rode-golf-cart-while-g7-leaders-walked-through-siciliy/

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u/0neHumanPeolple 13h ago edited 9h ago

Follow wether or not he has golfed. When he isn’t golfing, you know he’s sick.

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u/Pike_or_Kirk 11h ago

Man, if that's true it really is telling.

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u/Interesting-Risk6446 13h ago

It is hard to walk with congestive heart failure.

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u/ShadownetZero 13h ago

I'm not one to advocate for elder abuse.

So I'll end my comment here.

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u/i-read-it-again 14h ago

Trump in a new version of the three little pigs. He will huff . He will puff . Then he will just fall down. But fortunately for trump he landed on the Epstein files and broke his fall

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u/MajorMorelock 13h ago

These times will be remembered as the most embarrassing moments of our republic.

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u/ezoobeson_drunk 13h ago

There may not be a republic any longer.

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u/Comfortable_Horse277 13h ago edited 7h ago

I can't wait til he dies of natural causes. 

He's one of the most evil despicable humans to ever exist. 

He brings nothing good to the world and only harms it.  Fuck trump. 

Child rapist. Adult rapist. Felon. Conman. 

And those are just the thing we KNOW are true. 

Imagine what this fucking piece of shit has done that we DON'T know about. 

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u/TYPrease 13h ago

Why are we constantly linking articles from the Daily Beast? It is freaking hard to read this shit on the Reddit app

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u/xCDOGx 13h ago

I'm so over these daily beast headlines and posts.

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u/PowerResponsibility 13h ago

Side note- does Daily Beast ever NOT title an article "Trump Melts Down...."? Seems kind of Mad Libs, at this point.

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u/lookingforsweetkarma 13h ago

Release the Epstein files

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u/The-Riskiest-Biscuit Maryland 12h ago

“Nasty and provocative tone”

Moore just invited him to take a walk and talk about the mechanisms Maryland has used to lower crime rates. Where’s the nastiness or provocation in that? He didn’t even ask him how many kids he r__ed.

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u/freredesalpes 10h ago

Stay focused people! All of this sick dying stuff is exactly the distraction he was looking for! This might be as real as the gun shot “wound”. Release the EPSTEIN Files!

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u/RCherrn 8h ago

Some people say he's a great walker. They come up to him with tears in their eyes and say: "Sir, you are the greatest walker I have ever seen." And he responds with "Well I know a lot about walking, maybe more than anyone else in the world I know a lot, never walk uphill me boys, never walk uphill I gotta tell you."

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u/swissmiss_76 13h ago

It’s good to know there’s at least someone I can run a mile faster than 🤣

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u/Vaaaaaaaape 13h ago

MAGA believes this whiny, old, unhealthy weakling is an "alpha male" and they worship him.

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u/TimeToBond 12h ago

Keep it up DEMs. Troll him nonstop. Plus Americans don’t care about issues anymore. They like reality TV show-style drama.

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u/CraptasticFanDango Oregon 12h ago

He's under audit, he can't right now. But rest assured, he would if he could. When the audit is completed, then he'll walk.

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u/lontrinium 12h ago

People go so easy on trump, can you imagine the list of things this man not only cannot do but has never done?

You think this guy has ever done laundry? Cooked a meal? Taken his kids to the doctor?

Just an absolute wash out of a man/husband and father.

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u/lctrc 10h ago

Donald Trump, 79, raped children.

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u/Crowbar_Faith 8h ago

I don’t think I have ever legit seen Trump even walk normally. All I’ve seen him do is that sorta bored shuffle that old people do. Then he stands there doing the Smooth Criminal lean, like he’s the front half of a centaur.

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u/Crowbar_Faith 8h ago

He tries to have it both ways with these “cities of crime”. Under his presidency, he loves to say crime is way down. Then in the next sentence, crime is supposedly so bad that he needs to put the military in the streets. Fucking idiot.

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u/Nvenom8 New York 8h ago

Good. Keep that blood pressure up.

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u/tracyinge 14h ago

He'll come if a golf cart is involved.

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u/musashisamurai 13h ago

Trump hasnt gone golfing recently, thats how you know his health us shittier than normal.

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u/Calairoth 13h ago

"Hey, you want to join me for a round of golf? I heard your scores are crazy low, and I can use some pointers!"

"How dare you insult me! I am reporting you to ICE!"

This is how this conversation looks to me.

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u/TennesseeTom 13h ago

He can't walk with those congestive cankles...

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u/deezpretzels Wisconsin 13h ago

A man entering his 9th decade on the planet, currently on entresto, spironolactone, carvedilol for HFpEF as well as apixiban for paroxysmal afib does not exactly inspire confidence.

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u/Jaimewolf2980 13h ago

hey america, I love you, but next time vote for a fcuking grown-up

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u/ckglle3lle 13h ago

It will be a major sign that his health is slipping away if his mobility becomes compromised. Thus far, he still seems able to toddle around but if/when it gets to the point that he is primarily seated, golfing less, and generally not standing, then he'll be nearing the end of the runway

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u/trashpanda2night California 12h ago

TACO is such a snowflake

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u/JustineDelarge 12h ago

They need to find other expressions than melts down to describe his tantrums. He toddler-wails. He ketchups the walls. He rage-poops. He dribbles with anger.

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 12h ago

Oh look, he's "melting down" again.

ffs, media, get a thesaurus

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u/eeyore134 11h ago

Let's challenge him to read Green Eggs and Ham while we're at it. I guarantee he doesn't get through it without stumbling over words.

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 10h ago

I will say the only time I ever would want to be in Donald Trump’s company is if we were both being chased by a grizzly bear.

u/CatboyInAMaidOutfit 7h ago

If you want to really get under his skin challenge him to eat a salad.

u/Galactic-Guardian404 4h ago

Translating from Trumpistanese, “nasty and provocative” means “I don’t like it, and I’m embarrassed I don’t have a legitimate reason to turn it down”

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u/LazerWolfe53 14h ago

Remember when Biden was being made fun of for falling on his bike when he couldn't get his bike shoes unclipped? Like, I doubt Trump can even ride a bike, let alone the kind of bike that requires special shoes that clip into the pedals.

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u/RammyRimRonette 13h ago

Never mind literally everyone using those falls at least once, no matter how old you are.

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