r/politics • u/Antinatalista Foreign • Dec 13 '17

Black voters just saved America from Roy Moore

https://thinkprogress.org/back-vote-alabama-jones-8da18c1d8d7a/
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u/JaviWonderz Dec 13 '17

Not all Judies wear capes

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '17

But hopefully pants.

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u/Nlyles2 Dec 13 '17

Idk man, what I'd Judy's fine? I'd be down to see Judy with no pants in a consentual scenario if we found each other attractive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '17

Ayyy what you and Judy do is your business.

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u/Nlyles2 Dec 13 '17

Ayye my man! Appreciate it!

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u/Just_Some_Man Dec 13 '17

my neighbor judy wore our trash after she fell in it drunk. judy really hated my asian roommate, except for the night she fell in the trash bags in front of the house, and kissed him after he helped her up. next day, she was back to regular old judy making cracks out him being asian and repeatedly telling him 'i've known you since jump street' because he MILDLY looked like johnny depp. fucking judy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '17

Nope, all Judys wear house coats

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u/albatross-salesgirl Alabama Dec 13 '17

And shuffle slippers.

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u/Let_Me_Referee Dec 13 '17

Judge Judy

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '17

I would call that a robe. But if you put a cape on the back and front, does it become a robe? Or can a robe only have one opening?

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u/ViolaNguyen California Dec 13 '17

No capes!