r/politics Foreign Dec 13 '17

Black voters just saved America from Roy Moore

https://thinkprogress.org/back-vote-alabama-jones-8da18c1d8d7a/
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u/outkast8459 Dec 13 '17

I'd rather not. -law abiding Black guy

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u/Down_To_My_Last_Fuck Dec 13 '17

An oxymoron to the Bama PD

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u/Thunder21 Dec 13 '17

I dont think the bama PD made it into middle school to learn what an oxymoron is.

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u/Down_To_My_Last_Fuck Dec 13 '17

What'd you call me??

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u/greentreesbreezy Washington Dec 13 '17

Police: Law abiding Black guy? Where!?! He's wearing a hoodie! Shoot him! shoot him!

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u/poopsweats Dec 13 '17

stop resisting

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '17 edited Dec 13 '17

There's nothing to worry about as long as you haven't committed any crimes. It will be totally cool.

EDIT: /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '17

If he would have complied and worn skin tight spandex the cops wouldn't have thought he had a gun hidden

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u/jeremyosborne81 Dec 13 '17

Male suspect

skin tight spandex the cops wouldn't have thought he had a gun hidden

Think about this one

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '17

You can't blame the cop for shooting him still. The bulge could have been anything and it was a tense situation. He only had so much time to react while the black guy slowly got on his knees and put his hands behind his head

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u/WiseassWolfOfYoitsu Indiana Dec 13 '17

That's when you maintain eye contact and assert your dominance

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '17

The suspect made eye contact Judge, clearly my client had to shoot him 11 times.

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u/n3rv Dec 14 '17

That comment chain karma difference says a bit.