r/politics • u/slaysia • Dec 19 '17

Democrat wins Va. House seat in recount by single vote; creating 50-50 tie in legislature

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/democrat-wins-va-house-seat-in-recount-by-single-vote-creating-50-50-tie-in-legislature/2017/12/19/3ff227ae-e43e-11e7-ab50-621fe0588340_story.html?utm_term=.82f2b85b50fa
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u/Spaceman2901 Texas Dec 19 '17

Truly the blackest of holes.

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u/InFearn0 California Dec 19 '17

Truly the brownest of holes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17

Truly the brownest of eyes.

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u/super_aardvark Dec 19 '17

♪ Hey where did we go ♪

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u/_vrmln_ California Dec 19 '17

♪ The days when the rain came♪

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u/AdamInChainz Dec 20 '17

The misty hollow is also a euphemism!

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u/_vrmln_ California Dec 20 '17

For a 🅱ajyna?

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u/kaptainkeel America Dec 19 '17

What if black holes are the eyes of some gigantic creature?

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u/UncleDadd Canada Dec 20 '17

Black eye-holes? Get up on outta here with my eye-holes!

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u/Ayn-Randy_Savage Dec 20 '17

They are, and the creature is called Entropy, and it will kill even the stars as time winds down...

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u/timidforrestcreature Dec 19 '17

when you stare into the abyss... the abyss stares back into you....

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u/InFearn0 California Dec 20 '17

when you stare into the abyss... the abyss poops on you....

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u/poiuytrewq23e Maryland Dec 19 '17

My special eyes...

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u/MisterHatred Dec 19 '17

Behind brown eyes.

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u/selophane43 Dec 20 '17

Balloooon knot. Oh myyyy.

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u/CobaltRose800 New Hampshire Dec 20 '17

I thought that was EnergyFirst Stadium in Cleveland though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17

May I recommend /r/Bleached_Assholes?

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u/The_Dog_Of_Wisdom Maryland Dec 19 '17

It sucks in any poor penis that gets near!!!

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u/MchugN Minnesota Dec 19 '17

Makes it truly hard to resist.

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u/capron Dec 19 '17

The darkest of seamlines.

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u/Adamskinater Dec 19 '17

Tight buttblackhole

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17

Nearly puckered as McCain's brow is furled the past year

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u/maux_zaikq Dec 19 '17

Lmfao. 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17

Every hole counts!! GANGBANG!