Democrat wins Va. House seat in recount by single vote; creating 50-50 tie in legislature

[u/slaysia]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/democrat-wins-va-house-seat-in-recount-by-single-vote-creating-50-50-tie-in-legislature/2017/12/19/3ff227ae-e43e-11e7-ab50-621fe0588340_story.html?utm_term=.82f2b85b50fa

[u/classycatman → u/[deleted]]

I know you kid, but even if someone considered Clinton a turd sandwich, I'd much rather have that than what we have today. Sometimes, a turd is better than a douche.

[u/thabe331 → u/classycatman]

Oddly enough so did trey Parker and Matt stone

[u/classycatman → u/thabe331]

Very true.

[u/mercset → u/classycatman]

Douches serve a valuable purpose

A douche /duːʃ/ is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche

Edit: While a turd sandwich is shit wrapped up to look like food

[u/pretzelers → u/mercset]

Douches can unhealthily impact the balance of various microbiomes, while turds (even in sandwich form) serve valuable purposes to excrete unneeded waste and fertilize agriculture.

[u/pretzelers → u/[deleted]]

Trump is the turd sandwich

The OP was saying that a turd (Clinton) is better than a douche (Trump). So I agreed with him and participated in the douche-bashing.

[u/[deleted] → u/pretzelers]

I'm suggesting that Trump was the turd and has no purpose. Their assumption that Clinton was as useless or as bereft as human feces is incorrect.

[u/mercset → u/pretzelers]

In humans, coprophagia has been observed in individuals with mental illness

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia

[u/DapperMasquerade → u/[deleted]]

The point isn't voting doesn't matter the point is voting for someone you despise less isn't useful

[u/maxToTheJ → u/DapperMasquerade]

We are living in the obvious counterpoint