What is your favorite quote from Shawn?

[u/reddScorpi0]

Comment and vote for your favorite quote from Shawn, top 5 will be picked!

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The 5 favorite quotes from Gus are:

“I can't help it Shawn, my body craves buttery goodness.”

"You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?”

“Oh my gosh, somebody shot that guy’s tv.”

“You’re talking like a real white guy right now, Shawn.”

“How about you play six degrees of kiss my ass?”

[u/GarriottFO76]

Just cause you put syrup on something, dont make it pancakes

[u/Key_Sample_1074]

"Are you a fan of delicious flavor?"

[u/Ok-Trash-8883]

I’ve heard it both ways…

[u/Nostalgia-Freak-1998]

“I don’t lose things, I place them in locations which later elude me.”

[u/Azalus1 → u/Nostalgia-Freak-1998]

Add to that "Maybe to those of us without the nuance chromosome."

[u/Bluewarewolf]

"EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND ONLY PAY ATTENTION TO ME"

[u/SgtSteveByTheWay]

You want me to...poke you in the eyes on the roof?

[u/taleasoldastime96]

I’m black, he’s tan. I can’t believe you made that assumption. You should be ashamed of yourself and your family.

[u/LG807]

“You want me to come with you to awkward class?”

[u/ConsumingFire1689]

"Burton Guster has been my best friend since we were five. And maybe, just maybe, if any of you can look yourselves in the mirror and know that you've been half as good a friend to someone else as Gus has been to me, well, you too can be considered great."

[u/BrohanGutenburg]

I have been WAITING for this one.

Because my favorite Shawn quote is not funny, but it's still my favorite quote.

"Remember the rule: treat a woman like person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess...then a person again"

It is such amazing advice. Especially for younger men who tend to put women on a pedestal

[u/GarriottFO76 → u/BrohanGutenburg]

Thats a double quote too...that's Shawn, quoting Henry

[u/shifttheparadigm → u/GarriottFO76]

"Remember the rule: treat a woman like person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess...then a person again - Henry Spencer.”

Shawn Spencer

[u/Ok-Trash-8883]

Gus, think you actually undersold this one buddy

[u/freekiish]

“I’m the cream in a crying sandwich”

[u/ConsumingFire1689]

"I'm gonna name him Zippy! Or Chompy! Zippy the Dinosaur- discovered by psychic paleo-sleuth Shawn Spencer!"

[u/Take_Note___]

There are at least.. 400 stars in our galaxy. Maybe more. No one knows for sure.

[u/SgtSteveByTheWay]

Dude, he's running! International sign of guilt! 👉

[u/fleming_around]

“I can’t do this with you right now”

[u/SeaComprehensive2578]

🪇“A big, fat double-stuffed chalupa of a case with guacamole!”🪇

[u/homicidaltoast]

"Gus, don't be the comma in 'Earth, Wind & Fire"

[u/conSnor]

"I am incredibly serious about not being serious."

[u/teniralc21]

“I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick.”

[u/Malvania]

"So you know it works"

[u/Azalus1 → u/Malvania]

That is one of the most badass lines in media.

[u/PodcastJunkie8706]

Sorry dad, this is like a genocide of color. Somewhere a rainbow is weeping.

[u/godzillafire007]

"Damn it Guster, when a man asks you to bite his toe you bite his toe!"

[u/Take_Note___ → u/godzillafire007]

Lol love that quote but it’s Lassie

[u/godzillafire007 → u/Take_Note___]

Oh I am aware, I saw the Binky quote and immediately thought of this gem. To be honest, I was laughing at all of those quotes that I didn't even see the favorite Shawn quote part.

[u/Take_Note___ → u/godzillafire007]

Haha those quotes are great. Binky reminds me of…

Yeah but you never pretend killed a man

[u/julia-not-julie → u/godzillafire007]

That’s not Shawn.