Nahhh wtf

[u/Banani1566]

[u/GingrNinjaNtflixBngr]

ARRRRRRGH!!!

YE SHIP BE A TARGET O’ER THE OPEN SEAS

DIRTY ROTTEN SCALLYWAGS’LL BEQUEATH YOU OF YER BOOTY

[u/LeLBigB0ss2 → u/GingrNinjaNtflixBngr]

DARN LANDLOBBIN BYURICRATS

[u/M3ric4n → u/GingrNinjaNtflixBngr]

Rule number 4. No saying the hard yarr!

[u/MysticRevenant64]

Yeah, knocking stuff over when you turn around SUCKS

[u/Banani1566 → u/MysticRevenant64]

And when your jeans don't fit properly 😓😓😓

[u/Revolutionary_Bit437]

i don’t think dape6462 liked this post very much

[u/Picklerickshaw_part2 → u/Revolutionary_Bit437]

Wtf is “bean soup theory” anyways

[u/Revolutionary_Bit437 → u/Picklerickshaw_part2]

tldr: people want everything to be about them

it’s a reference to a tiktok post where someone made bean soup and all the comments were stuff like “what if i don’t like beans?” or “what if i don’t own a stove?”. they think they’re the center of the universe and that every piece of content on their feed has to apply to them, so they comment that they feel excluded instead of scrolling

[u/SalsburrySteak → u/Revolutionary_Bit437]

Holy shit that’s like 99% of Redditors. Nothing but ad hominems and “I don’t like this.” “Oh you must like that?”

[u/WiseMango13452]

Reddit, what is the sexiest sex youve ever sexed with a sexy person of the other sex?

[u/dumb-and-gay → u/WiseMango13452]

Is the same sex fine? :(

[u/Successful_Ad_7212]

Nah, come on, this is hilarious 

[u/TTbulaski]

They shake when I run. Good thing ladies apparently love men with big butts

[u/Picklerickshaw_part2 → u/TTbulaski]

Maybe Newton wasn’t just talking for men when he said “the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction”

[u/OREOSTUFFER]

Real talk? Sexual harassment from women. You can't really react negatively or else you're the villain, so you just have to awkwardly smile and say "thanks." I've had so many uncomfortable comments made about my butt over the years.

[u/VegetableBird99 → u/OREOSTUFFER]

Just curious, are you a man?

[u/OREOSTUFFER → u/VegetableBird99]

I am indeed.

[u/Dape6462]

Drove through smallbuttsville there was a missing poster with your name on there

[u/Tom_Gibson]

I see no issue. It's a physical feature. Replace big ass with tall and OP wouldn't bat an eye

[u/Remarkable-Bag-683 → u/Tom_Gibson]

Redditors who are blessed with a tall

[u/Revolutionary_Bit437 → u/Remarkable-Bag-683]

those who tall 💀💀💀💀

[u/Makrelenik → u/Revolutionary_Bit437]

those who talls......For...Whom The Bell Tolls?

[u/X_Humanbuster_X]

Honestly it’s hard to bury and pirates are always trying to steal it. The other day Davy Jones fucked up our ship trying to steal our booty.

[u/TalkingChiggin]

Back spasms when I try to wipe my asshole

[u/HeiseiAnguirus]

They shit a lot idk

[u/Parallax-Jack]

Redditors need to be in prison

[u/Simple_Cheesecake679]

Blessed is a strong word, more like cursed. You dont know the struggles 😔

[u/Mr_ityu]

sometimes when i fart, it sounds like the fifth symphony

[u/Refrigerator_Guy]

No for real though, I feel like 90% of askreddit these days is just super weird sexual questions that the op definitely goons to while reading the replies. Super weird that the mods havent cracked down on it considering theres a subreddit specifically for asking nsfw askreddit questions

[u/Lesbian_Mommy69]

Back pain 💔🥀

[u/patrlim1]

Since estrogen changes your fat distribution, I would like to know what answers people gave. What will HRT do to me in like 7 years when I can finally get it?

[u/Dape6462]

Bro has a small butt

[u/Dape6462]

Just let people enjoy their big butts

[u/Dape6462]

Bean soup theory

Context: certain someone doesn't have a big booty and is jealous spoiler: lets just say its the op!

[u/I_am_nobody_else → u/Dape6462]

what is bean soup theory