Respect Cleatus the Robot (Fox NFL Sunday)

[u/KiwiArms]

CLEATUS

Cleatus the Robot is the sort-of mascot for Fox NFL Sunday. He's a huge, sapient, football playing, dancing, fun-loving robot brandished with the Fox Sports logo and his number, 34.

Feats

Strength

• Tussles with the T-888.

• Using a rocket booster in his leg, jumps high and tackles through another football robot.

• Jumps over a taxi unassisted.

• Uses some sort of repulsor-looking thing in his foot to stop short and brush off a robot trying to tackle him.

• Tackles through several other robots and walls.

• Staggers an amped Witch Doctor with a thrown football to the head.

• Overpowers an amped Black Phantom.

Durability

• Falls hundreds of feet into the stadium.

• Tanks a football to the head from the mighty Burger King.

• Head continues to function after his body is incinerated by Saphira.

• Gets cratered by MCU Iron Man.

• Takes an explosion to the face.

• Played for three years through a debilitating injury.

Speed

• Dodges energy beams.

Other

• Can see graphics overlays drawn on top of him.

• Knows martial arts.

• Has a retractable, possibly energy-based shield.

• Can transform into the NFL on Fox logo.

[u/Peterov98]

In my opinion this wasn’t worth an upload. No offense

[u/KiwiArms → u/Peterov98]

Glad to know you like it!

[u/BartScroon → u/KiwiArms]

In my opinion, it was very much worth an upload. This is the kind of content I’m here to see.