Respect the Killer Klowns from Outer Space(the Killer Klowns from Outer Space)

[u/kalebsantos]

when teenagers Mike and Debbie see a comet crash outside their sleepy small town, they investigate and discover a pack of murderous aliens who look very much like circus clowns. They try to warn the local authorities, but everyone assumes their story is a prank. Meanwhile, the clowns set about harvesting and eating as many people as they can. It's not until they kidnap Debbie that Mike decides it's up to him to stop the clowns' bloody rampage.

by the way, this movie is a legitimate masterpiece its free on youtube please watch it

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Physicals

Strength

• knocks this guys block off
• jumps so far the two men chasing them lose track of it immediately
• plunges its hand in a man's back

Durability

• three Klowns get run down by a car and get up immediately after like it was nothing
• being hit over the head with a flashlight does nothing
• being shot several times only slows it down
• (anti feat) can only die if their noses are destroyed

Weapons

• has a homing popcorn gun afterward the popcorn will start moving finally turns into worm monsters
• they are shown to carry the popcorn in bags for unsuspecting victims
• can make a balloon dog to track down and chase escaping prey
• has a laser gun that traps you in a cotton candy cocoon where you will be taken to the ship and drunken
• has a mallet
• rides on bikes made of nothing and runs a man off the road with it
  
• can make Shadow puppets that can eat people
• has a party horn that can grab people
• has another laser that traps people in balloons
• they are armed with acid pies that will melt you down to the bone

Space Ship

• they arrive on planets they plan to conquer on a space ship suspiciously shaped like a circus tent which later flies off silently without anyone noticing
• despite looking like a tarp their tent is made of a mysterious space metal
• this ship has electric lines keeping it up that will shock whoever touches it
• deep in the ship is where the leader of the Klown's stays Klownzilla

Klownzilla

• destroys and throws an ice cream truck with his bare hands
  
• being shot at doesn't even slow it down
• when his nose was destroyed the sheer force of his death blew up the ship

[u/Threed0gg]

Good info. One thing you might want to add: The cotton candy gun has a vaporize setting. Spike used it to destroy his puppet at the end of his puppet show. Strange that it's only used once in the entire movie. If I had to reason why, harvesting must have been their top priority. They don't want to vaporize their victims, because then they couldn't eat them afterward.