Respect Barack the Barbarian (Barack the Barbarian)

[u/kalebsantos]

Barack the Barbarian is a comic book series published by Devil's Due Publishing Staring Barack Obama as a Conan style sword and sorcery hero fighting against other parodies of politicians

STRENGTH

• Easily holds Choler’s sword which is almost as big as she is

• Throws away Limbow

• One shots Nose Pin Sean

• Knocks the Elephant man off balance with a punch

• Cuts two giant wolves in half in one swing

• Punches a giant wolf

• One shots two disruptors

SPEED

• Cuts down a group of orcs before they could even notice

• Pokes a snake in the eyes before it could strike

• Catches Choler’s snake tongue

• Cuts a ball if it's chain before it could hit him

• Dodges the Elephant man's swing

• Chops and arrow out of the sky

DURABILITY

• Gets hit in the head

• Gets kicked away

• Gets thrown against a wall

SKILL

• Holds his own quite easily in a bar fight

• Disarms an ork

• Finds a way to steer a giant crab with a sword stabbed into his brain

[u/LambentEnigma]

The durability feats don't show how badly he was hurt or how long it took him to recover.