Respect Jobu Tupaki! (Everything Everywhere All At Once)

[u/Ultim8_Lifeform]

Jobu Tupaki!

"Nothing matters."

Jobu Tupaki is a name that strikes fear in people's hearts all across the multiverse. An omniversal being that has set out to spread chaos everywhere it goes. If Jobu Tupaki has set their sights on your world, the only thing you can do is run and hope they lose interest in you. However, as Evelyn Wang would soon discover, there's something much more pressing than just what Jobu Tupaki is, and that's who she is.

In the Alpha universe, the first world to discover the existence of the multiverse, that world's Evelyn discovered a way for people to link minds with their alternate universe selves. The alpha universe got to work training young minds to verse jump, exploring this new frontier. However, one mind in particular showed promise, Evelyn's daughter, Joy Wang. However, Evelyn pushed Joy too hard, causing Joy's mind to shatter from the strain. When her mind was overloaded, it fractured across the infinite multiverse, causing her to experience every version of herself at the same time (as well as acquiring their skills and other reality warping abilities). Joy became extremely nihilistic, bent on causing chaos in the multiverse since, in comparison to an infinitely spanning multiverse, nothing she or anyone else did truly mattered.

Later, she created the 'Everything Bagel', something akin to a black hole, that she hoped would finally kill her for good. However, not wishing to face her fate alone, she searched the multiverse for a version of her mother that could survive having her mind fractured in the same way hers did. Eventually she found one, but that fateful encounter wouldn't go the way she expected.

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Physicals

Strength

• Beats a man to near death with a pair of dildos
• [Limit] She is unable to break free from the hold of Evelyn and the rest of her family

Speed

• Pushes a police officer in front of her before his partner shoots her
• Fights fairly equally with Evelyn even though Evelyn eventually gets the better of her

Durability

• A man in a motorized wheelchair charges into her, sending her through a wall
• Evelyn wraps a whip around her ankle and pulls her back, causing her to fall down some stairs

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Reality Warping

• Frees herself from a pair of handcuffs (while this could possibly be a strength feat, she appears to simply cause the cuffs to vanish)
• Places her palm on a man's face, causing him to throw up and eventually explode into confetti
• Flips the direction of her face on her body
• Treats a pistol like a vape
• Changes her and a police officer's clothes
• Wraps herself around a police officer, causing his body to suddenly turn 180 degrees in the air so that he falls and breaks his neck (she also puts a wrestling mask on his face)
• After getting shot in the side, she reveals that the blood from her wound was actually just ketchup and the wound is gone
• Transforms a security guard's baton into a dildo and then spawns a second dildo to dual wield them
• When Evelyn punches her, she makes it so that Evelyn punched herself as well
• Opens a window into the universe where she was storing her Everything Bagel before summoning it into the main universe
• She is able to swap items between universes, transforming a tree branch into dozens of different items before settling on a sword

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Everything Bagel

• She claims to have created it by putting literally everything on a bagel until it collapsed in on itself
• Alpha Waymond describes it as similar to a black hole, though it absorbs more than just light and matter, causing everything in the multiverse to feel ever so slightly off
• She believes it to be the only thing capable of actually killing her
• Sucks four people into oblivion once it appears

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Misc.

• Alpha Waymond claims he's seen over a thousand Evelyns die, all murdered by Jobu Tupaki
• With a single finger, she touches an alternate Evelyn's forehead and attempts to open her mind to the multiverse, though this overloads it and kills her
• Her arrival causes electronics in both the main and Alpha universe to begin going haywire
• Through unknown means, she is able to crash Alpha Waymond's van and kill him

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Full Fights

• Jobu Tupaki vs Police Officers
• Jobu Tupkai vs Evelyn

[u/Ultim8_Lifeform → u/[deleted]]

“Omniversal threat” in this instance likely just means that she can travel to every single universe at will, rather than possessing power that threatens the greater multiverse. Even if she did, that power is pretty clearly not physical but an aspect of her reality warping. Her goal at this point was to find a version of her mom that had her mind shattered the same way she did so that they could jump into the Everything Bagel together. She is pretty blatantly struggling and failing to jump into the bagel in that scene because her family is holding her back, and the scene doesn’t really work if she could actually overpower all of them with ease.