r/rmbrown • u/MasterOutlaw • Aug 02 '25

🎉gochurass WOO🪗 Every single person on this planet is gay

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57 Upvotes

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u/s4D1ST1K Aug 02 '25

I like women not men

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u/babysittertrouble Aug 02 '25

I never sucked any ding dongs

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u/princewish Aug 02 '25

I’m out in Miami ho

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u/Hopeful-Pianist7729 Who?🔍Never heard of 'em Aug 02 '25

Booty Hole: Hairy and man-like

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u/amazingvaluetainment tone🦴 Aug 03 '25

Globohomo waxed down

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u/Deboche Aug 02 '25

After 9/11 the only thing people clung to was that celebrities didn't get plastic surgery. Now that's gone.

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u/s4D1ST1K Aug 02 '25

All that plastic surgery got me saying OBL......was right

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u/Ap3xPredditor i may just never come back 🌎🚀 Aug 02 '25

Xavier with the self-report

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u/Moosefactory4 Aug 02 '25

Globohomo wants us to cut your meat

13

u/-CountDrugula- 🍩 waxed down Aug 02 '25

It's weird how homophobes are always on the brink of becoming gay and they're terrified someone will finally convince them to do it

8

u/But_like_whytho Who?🔍Never heard of 'em Aug 02 '25

In all seriouslessness, I saw a hypothesis that these perverts are closeted bisexuals who participate in coordinated inauthentic behavior to convince themselves they’re really straight pendejos.

grimes scream

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u/MasterOutlaw Aug 02 '25

They want everyone to believe that they never sucked any ding-dongs. And maybe they haven’t (yet). But they can’t fool me. I know they’re out there twitchin’ and twistin’ while they daydream about doing it.

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u/Moosefactory4 Aug 02 '25

My gentile ass just giving up and blowing a twink 🤷‍♂️

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u/Kaputnik1 Aug 02 '25

Xavier is amazingly specific, almost as if.....

9

u/Flabbergasted_____ 💣AnarchoAnarchist💥 Aug 02 '25

I have no idea who the top right is, but I’m pretty sure all of these people are too young for me anyway.

That said, I will plow a twink and Xavier’s mom. Splat splat splat

5

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

This person votes.

5

u/Quantumfoammakesme Aug 02 '25

We’re surrounded by people who are always three or four steps ahead of us. Oh well, I guess it’s pointless to fight them. Dang.

5

u/YamPotential3026 Aug 03 '25

Not to get serious, but the planet would appreciate more LGBTQ+ and less babies

6

u/Affectionate_Yak3728 🏈 B.H.I. ⛑️ Aug 02 '25

I don't get that subreddit's sense of humor

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u/Affectionate_Yak3728 🏈 B.H.I. ⛑️ Aug 02 '25

And it makes me cry

9

u/Ap3xPredditor i may just never come back 🌎🚀 Aug 02 '25

I've never sucked any ding-dongs

9

u/Puma_Man_619 Aug 02 '25

Praise god

8

u/91spw Aug 02 '25

To even look at them.

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u/Flabbergasted_____ 💣AnarchoAnarchist💥 Aug 02 '25

It’s a circle jerk sub. Some is funny, some is the beginning of the rise of the antichrist.

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u/MasterOutlaw Aug 02 '25

It’s weird.

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u/amazingvaluetainment tone🦴 Aug 02 '25

DOCTOR STEFAN LANKE

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u/pantslessMODesty3623 🪭unstable girlie🪖 Aug 03 '25

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u/6DoNotWant9 Aug 03 '25

My non ironic take is... It's disgusting... The maga women try to look like men to avoid being the target of the many sexual predators in their own movement. I bet they all cover their drinks at political gatherings.

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u/ExistentialDreadness Aug 03 '25

A crystal flute (plays in the distance)

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u/RabidSkwerl Aug 04 '25

Am I the only one getting PDF vibes? “They were cuter when they were younger”

It’s disgusting and probably illegal

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u/Sluttysomnambulist 🔥i'm in hell🔥 Aug 04 '25

Globohomo is such an underrated word