r/rugbyunion • u/Thecceffect Saracens • Feb 21 '25

Bantz NO SLEDGE FRIDAY THREAD YET???

HAVE WE ALL GONE SOFT AFTER 1 WEEK OFF??

HAVE WE ALL DECIDED TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER?

WELL FUCK THAT. THE CALCUTTA CUP IS COMING HOME.

YOUR FINN MAY HAVE RESURRECTED, BUT OUR FIN HAS ACTUALLY WON SOMETHING

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u/NotAsOriginal But they started it Feb 21 '25

I SAW A COMMENT ON HERE ABOUT SCOTTISH CULTURE - ISN'T THAT JUST GONORRHEA?

A LOT OF WELSH PUNDITS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE IRISH BEING ARROGANT, LET THEM IT'S THE TIME BEFORE THE CATASTROPHIC FAILURE.

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u/SrslyBadDad Feb 21 '25

GONORRHOEA, SHORTBREAD AND HEROIN! GET IT RIGHT, GODDAMMIT!

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u/NotAsOriginal But they started it Feb 21 '25

AND STEALING FROM AFRICA, GOD THEY ARE PROPER BRITS AREN'T THEY

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u/NotAsOriginal But they started it Feb 21 '25

FINDERS KEEPERS LOSERS SHUT UP

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u/Tescobum44 Laighin Feb 21 '25

DONT FORGET THAT DOUBLE DISTILLED PISS THEY’VE DARED TO NAME AFTER OUR TRIPLE DISTILLED MASTERPIECE OF A SPIRIT

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u/HonestSonsieFace Scotland Feb 21 '25

NEEDING TO DO SOMETHING THREE TIMES TO GET IT RIGHT ISN’T A FLEX.

YOUR MOST FAMOUS WHISKY IS THE ONE MADE BY CONOR MCGREGOR.

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u/Tescobum44 Laighin Feb 21 '25

WHO? THAT BRITISH LAD? THAT’S NOT A WHISKEY THAT’S A GIMMICK

YOU ONLY DISTIL TWICE BECAUSE ITS CHEAPER!

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u/HonestSonsieFace Scotland Feb 21 '25

NO, NO. THE ATHLETE WHO SAYS HE’S IRISH BUT IS REALLY BRITISH IS RORY MCILROY.

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u/Tescobum44 Laighin Feb 21 '25 edited Feb 21 '25

ONLY A SCOT WOULD CONSIDER A GOLFER AN ATHLETE

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u/duj_1 Ireland Feb 21 '25

THEY THINK JOCKY WILSON WAS THE GREATEST SCOTTISH ATHLETE OF ALL TIME

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u/jpc9129 Feb 23 '25

MCGREGOR???

HE SELF-IDENTIFIES AS A MASSIVE GOWL AND THE REST OF IRELAND IDENTIFIES HIM AS QUITE OBVIOUSLY SCOTTISH.

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u/StoneCloak Saracens Feb 21 '25

YOU MISSED THE TRADITIONAL HAGGIS HUNT.

WAIT, TILL THE LOWLANDERS/WHITE SETTLERS FIND OUT THE LEGS ARE DIFFERENT LENGHTS.