r/rugbyunion Saracens Feb 21 '25

Bantz NO SLEDGE FRIDAY THREAD YET???

HAVE WE ALL GONE SOFT AFTER 1 WEEK OFF??

HAVE WE ALL DECIDED TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER?

WELL FUCK THAT. THE CALCUTTA CUP IS COMING HOME.

YOUR FINN MAY HAVE RESURRECTED, BUT OUR FIN HAS ACTUALLY WON SOMETHING

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u/Mr_Gin_Tonic Bristol Feb 21 '25

WE'RE GOANNA AIR FRY YOUR DEEP FRYER

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u/h00dman Wales Feb 21 '25

You can stick your deep fried Mars bar up your arse,

You can stick your deep fried Mars bar up your arse,

You can stick your deep fried Mars bar,

Stick your deep fried Mars bar,

You can stick your deep fried Mars bar up your arse!

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u/Impeachcordial England Feb 21 '25

FAINT SINGING NOISES FROM SOMEWHERE

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u/Clavdivs_Gurnard England Feb 21 '25

BROUGHT LOWERCASE TO A CAPSLOCK THREAD, SUMS UP WALES RIGHT NOW.

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u/h00dman Wales Feb 21 '25 edited Feb 21 '25

Better to sing in harmony than shout "GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEE-ING" every week.

Edit

Oh look who can't take the banter, but this never happens right?

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u/deformedfishface Western Province Feb 21 '25

ITS NOT THE BANTER MATE. SLEDGE THREAD IS ALWAYS FULL CAPS.

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u/CombatSausage Coombes fills tombs Feb 21 '25

YOU'D DO WELL TO KEEP YOUR VOICE AND HEAD DOWN IN THIS THREAD PAL, ITS FOR PEOPLE SUPPORTING RUGBY TEAMS NOT FLOWER ARRANGING SQUADS. AT LEAST YOUR LADS WILL HAVE SOME DAFFODILS TO PLAY WITH WHILE THEY'RE BEING LEINSTERTAINED.

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u/Clavdivs_Gurnard England Feb 21 '25

SLOWER THAN WELSH LINESPEED