r/samuraijack • u/JabbyJabb • 9d ago

Discussion I never watched samurai jack, idk the characters, but man whoever this is, he’s HOT af

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Gawd dayum

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u/Grouchy-Editor577 9d ago

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. In this essay, I will-

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u/JabbyJabb 9d ago

LOL BOTH OF OUR PROFILE BACKROUNDS IS AKU

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u/Grouchy-Editor577 9d ago

If you think that's wild, you should see my posts.

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u/JabbyJabb 9d ago

Oh yeah I checked and u have a whole samurai jack shrine with JACK CHAINED UP. Thats so hilarious bro. I wish I had something like that. I need a aku body pillow </3

Praise aku!!

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u/thero6283 9d ago

Are you blossom from those old fanart i saw on devianart?

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u/JabbyJabb 9d ago

I never had deviant art. I don’t know who blossom is. I’m just a creatures of sonaria fan, That saw this evil guy on YouTube shorts once, and MAN I have never fell in love that fast ever until that very moment

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u/Fun-Run-7609 9d ago edited 9d ago

They're referring to Blossom from The Powerpuff Girls. There's this (probably) well-known DeviantArt user that has as their OTP Aku x Blossom (kinda weird but all of the ship fan art I've seen is with a grown up version of Blossom)

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u/Somerandomjojolover 8d ago

Lol teacupballerina

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u/Fun-Run-7609 8d ago

Yeah that's who I'm referring to

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u/Sure_Cure 9d ago

That is Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness.

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u/thero6283 8d ago

Shogun of sorrow

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u/Sure_Cure 8d ago

He unleashed an unspeakable evil.

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u/lonelyguy173 8d ago

But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose him

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u/Sure_Cure 7d ago

Before the final blow could be struck I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future where my evil is law.

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u/Fun-Run-7609 9d ago

I understand you, he's hot both in being attractive and temperature. Saying this as Aku's lover :D

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u/PotentialComedian880 9d ago

The shogun of sorrow did have an empire that surpassed even the stars, so if not powers his looks alone must’ve done it.

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u/Somerandomjojolover 8d ago

I believe in Aku supremacy

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u/awakened_primate 8d ago

Somebody has daddy issues.

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u/Xincmars It's always teatime. 9d ago

You should see him as a girl

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u/UsefulWhole8890 9d ago

Why don’t you try watching the show?

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u/1ZavokGrrl 9d ago

Fucking real

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u/ckret2 9d ago

Oh yeah, super hot—especially those big flaming eyebrows. 🔥🔥

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u/JabbyJabb 8d ago

EXTRA THICC

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u/Broken-dick42 8d ago

AKU?! REALLY?!? You have so many other options

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u/PositiveStation44 8d ago

That's my boss

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u/LobsterHead37 8d ago

THANK YOU

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u/LordBoros567 8d ago

That's why he's in my profile background

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u/Fast-Volume-5463 8d ago

That. Is. Aku! (In his voice.)

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u/Slow-Variation-347 8d ago

Well he is the embodiment of evil so that macks seens because as much as most of humanity doesn't want to admit it, we desire it and it desires us...

Oh sorry I forgot to tell you about spoilers

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u/Babblewocky 7d ago

GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS

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u/Successful_Slice_108 6d ago

That's Aku. He's the Shogun of Sorrow.

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u/WendipxStarco 5d ago

This is the High Priestess 's Reddit account.

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u/WendipxStarco 5d ago

Pure evil is supposed to be tempting. No surprise.