r/sharks • u/Miserable-Age3502 • Jul 26 '24

Arts & Crafts Butt Shark

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By popular demand, here is the shark my kid drew when he was 5. With a butt.

309 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Dr_Bunson_Honeydew Jul 26 '24

“His struggle is man’s struggle. He lifts my spirit.” “He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.”

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u/Massive_Durian296 Jul 26 '24

He transcends time and space.

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u/Biophilia1111 Jul 26 '24 edited Jul 26 '24

I LOVE BUTT SHARK! Thank you for uploading it!!!

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u/Miserable-Age3502 Jul 26 '24

You're welcome! 😂

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u/bluehedgehog0 Jul 26 '24

Shit, you've uploaded it!!! Thanks!!🥰🥰🥰 Xxxxx

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u/hypnofedX Great White Jul 26 '24

For anyone out of the loop please see this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/sharks/comments/1ebz10x/comment/lewe966/

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u/Miserable-Age3502 Jul 26 '24

He seems to be wearing pants as well?

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u/TheMagicalLawnGnome Jul 26 '24

Well with an ass like that, you need to cover it up somehow.

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u/Lives_on_mars Jul 26 '24

Yall gonna laugh but there’s a type of women’s top called shark-bite style, longer in the back shorter in the front. Made as CYA top

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u/TheMagicalLawnGnome Jul 26 '24

OP delivers. This is the sort of hero we need.

# VoteButtShark2024

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u/SSGASSHAT Jul 26 '24

Ask and you shall receive, I guess. 

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u/Nickel_Doll_ Jul 26 '24

I need this to be a real shark rn

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u/ProfessionalBike1942 Jul 27 '24

I just woke my husband up from laughing so hard and had to tell him a story about people I don’t even know. Pretty sure he thinks I am a little nuts rn.

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u/Miserable-Age3502 Jul 27 '24

😂 The best part is he's 13 now and quite the gifted artist! He could crank out a prefect shark comic strip style in about 10 minutes. I should have him do that today!

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u/KeyRoll1652 Aug 08 '24

I misread it as "bull shark" lmao.