r/shitfromabutt • u/No_Dig_7017 • 3d ago

Dates with blue cheese a friend sent me

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I'd probably try these anyway hehehe

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u/SecretaryFast1692 3d ago

the hair on that plate is staring at me and i’m scared

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u/Excellent_Expert_425 2d ago

Don’t be dramatic it’s just the garnish

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u/black-kramer 3d ago

I like to slice dates in half, add a little goat cheese and a walnut, then gently sautee them in honey. then I shit from my butt about 8 hours later, as is tradition.

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u/mndii 2d ago

LOOOOL I do the same but without honey

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u/Safloophie 3d ago

I’m very concerned that this looks like shit from a butt to you. What shits are you taking that in any way resemble blue cheese?

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u/WilliamGrantham80 3d ago

I'd happily eat this. I fkn love blue cheese and dates.

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u/Maryjanegangafever 3d ago

Party time!!!

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u/Ronw1993 3d ago

It’s the chaos on the plate that bothers me more than what’s on the plate.

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u/slong143 3d ago

Taste! Huh? taste! Taste like shit? yeah taste like shit. Good thing we don’t step in it.

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u/Spitefullittlething 2d ago

Shit and yeast infection discharge is all I see 🤢

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u/Chaotic424242 2d ago

Great food combo. Too bad this version looks like....

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u/Loose-Story-962 2d ago

Looks like dates with blue cheese

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u/zorggalacticus 2d ago

/r/roachfromawall

They look like boiled roaches

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u/Wumbologist_PhD 2d ago

Tarantino’s favorite blindfolded snack

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u/Stubbornnail 2d ago

I prefer dates without blue cheese that way my breath doesn’t smell when we kiss

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u/FawkinAdrian 2d ago

Are you sure that person is a friend, geez

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u/warm_sweater 1d ago

Poop in herbed butter.

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u/Academic_Spread 2d ago

Blue cheese has mold in it

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u/flowerprincess2001 2d ago

apparently that is the point. i do not enjoy it whatsoever though

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u/recoiledconsciousnes 1d ago

Mmmmm mold 🤤