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u/11_foot_pole Jan 04 '23
Crap from an ass if you will
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u/foreskinmainiac Mar 25 '23
excerment expelled out of a posterieor if you indeed insist
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u/-DOOKIE Jul 15 '23
Dookie from a booty
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u/Aschentei Jul 15 '23
The runs from dem buns
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u/meing0t Aug 11 '23
slides between our divide
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u/Infinite-Beautiful-1 Sep 24 '23
Chocolate from your back pocket
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u/i770giK Dec 02 '23
Defacation from your resting station
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u/infectedorchid Mar 16 '24
Brown thunder from down under
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u/headpatgiver01 Dec 30 '24
An amalgamation of metabolized organic material, including but not limited to the remnants of digested and partially digested food substances, epithelial cellular debris, intestinal flora, and various metabolic byproducts, which have undergone extensive processing within the gastrointestinal tract, beginning with enzymatic breakdown in the stomach and small intestine, followed by nutrient absorption and subsequent water reabsorption in the large intestine, ultimately forming a semi-solid or solid mass that is temporarily stored in the rectum before being expelled through the anal canal via the act of defecation, thereby facilitating the organism’s physiological imperative to eliminate waste and maintain internal homeostasis, if one might be so inclined as to permit the phrasing or entertain the notion, so to speak
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u/smallpoly Nov 07 '22
Only cool kids click the pinned post.
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u/CobaltTJ Sep 12 '23
I just love the clarification that the shit is, in fact, from a butt, just to avoid any confusion.
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u/catboybastard Feb 06 '23
avocado mousse is actually pretty good. my mum made some years ago but it looked much more appetising than this one
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u/Accomplished_Radish8 Feb 24 '24
Does the dude that originally commented on this even know about the movement he started?
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u/jacyerickson Sep 22 '23
I've been so stressed out, I think I've finally lost it. I should be working but instead reddit suggested this sub to me and I am crying laughing.
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u/pandaburr98 Oct 24 '23
Just stopping by to cement my place in Reddit history. Man I love finding new subs and see what Reddit had to offer. Even after 7 years I still find something new an well pretty fucking weird…
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u/Doctor_of_plagues Nov 19 '22
Why avocado?
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u/baby_buttercup_18 Nov 18 '23
This sub is so hilarious
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u/cimulate 12d ago
The name is fucking hilarious. I go out and this sub's name pops in my head here and there.
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u/DrNekroFetus Sep 09 '23
Already tried that. I tough cocoa would cover the taste of avocado but it didn’t… and I hate avocado!
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u/ChiliRae196 Jul 06 '25
On a recent date this post came up and I started cry-laughing for a very long time. Thank goodness he didn't think I was a lunatic. Just have been very stressed out and this got me. He laughed at how funny I thought it was. We have been on more dates since :) Who knew shit from a butt could bring ppl together, maybe even love 🤣😂
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u/BigRudy99 Nov 15 '23
Popped up on my homepage today. First time I've been thankful for the Reddit App since the forced switch.
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u/maybay99999 Mar 11 '22
r/shitfromabutt