r/southpark 27d ago

Meme/Shitpost It’s not though. Spoiler

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u/Slut_for_Bacon 27d ago

It would be sexist of them not to, actually.

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u/ackermantrades 27d ago

No thats ignorant. HEEE HEEE

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u/Readman31 27d ago

CHAMONA

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u/cepukon 27d ago

JIDGIBEEGOESON

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u/Wasparado 27d ago

Her heart is filled with doo doo 💩

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u/No_Chocolate_7692 27d ago

The most immature thing to do with south park is get mad at it

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u/L0rdCrims0n 27d ago

And even more stupid

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread 27d ago

It just fuels them

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u/No_Chocolate_7692 27d ago

BUTTuereWhiteBread exactly

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u/Most_Tax_2404 27d ago

The only other group of people this upset about South Park were Islamic terrorists.

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u/I_Hate_Taylor_Swift_ 26d ago

Kristi Noem trying to steal Muhammad's goo

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u/AffectionateMoose518 27d ago

They've been ragebaiting people for nearly 30 years now, you'd think people would realize and just not respond at this point but ig not

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u/No_Chocolate_7692 27d ago

Yes i thought people would learn there lesson after how they trolled us with the episode Terrence and Phillip in not without my anus

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u/bobmarleydied9 27d ago

Do you like fish sticks?

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u/No_Chocolate_7692 27d ago

What are you a gay fish?

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u/bobmarleydied9 27d ago

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u/No_Chocolate_7692 27d ago

Was not expecting a i think you should leave with tim robinson reference at all

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u/ContextEffects01 27d ago

It depends. If they are perpetuating misconceptions about embryonic stem cells? Fume away. They have millions of viewers, they shouldn’t be this irresponsible.

Being that shallow? It’s a little sad, but shouldn’t be enraging.

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u/BeyondAddiction 27d ago

36 plastic puppy targets 🤣

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u/MargeryStewartBaxter 27d ago

This is the best thing I've seen in a long time lol.

Fuckin' cheers

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u/jaxmikhov 27d ago

This is why I still do this newfangled internet thing

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

South Park did episodes making fun of 9/11, AIDS, and the fucking Holocaust. But yeah, making fun of a US government official getting terrible plastic surgery is definitely going too far.

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u/creamalamode "On the morrow?" What the fuck is wrong with Kenny? 27d ago

"Remember when South Park wasn't political, hurr durr"

South Park in 2001:

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u/emd07 27d ago

"Remember when South Park wasn't political, hurr durr"

To be honest, that's a made up quote that no one actually said

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u/SpiritJuice 27d ago

The right: "The left are such oversensitive snowflakes!"

Also the right:

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u/TwilightOfTheMilfs Southpark Fan 27d ago

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u/TVC_i5 27d ago

I CAN HEAR THIS GIF

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u/hortle 27d ago

chamon eh

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u/AlecBrydsen 27d ago

Mr jefferson is so cool you guys

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u/Xx_DeadDays_xX 27d ago

well its not Matt and Trey's fault she's a cunt whos ugly as fuck inside and out.

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u/Excellent-Industry60 27d ago

Would love if Matt and Trey said this in responce!

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u/Gerard192021 27d ago

actually, action speaks louder than words, and they did that by updating the show’s fb page account’s profile pic

kristi noem’s a waste of breath bitch who’s ugly on the inside and outside

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u/mabols 27d ago

I feel like I could recreate this for a Halloween costume. And get a stuff toy dog and blow it’s head off with red paint

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u/BeefHazard 27d ago

A series of puppy chew toys in the shape of that face would he pretty hilarious

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u/Xx_DeadDays_xX 27d ago

id buy one so fucking fast lmao

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u/BuildingLess1814 23d ago

Even better, get a Krypto plushie and have him bite her horrible face.

Justice for Krypto!

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u/nomorenotifications Southpark Fan 27d ago

Whaaaa!

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u/Electronic-Can-2943 27d ago

Stop you’re scaring me!!!!!! 😂😂

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u/Torrikk 27d ago

And kills puppies

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u/AlexSmithsonian 27d ago

And a puppy shooter

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u/nomorenotifications Southpark Fan 27d ago

That's ignorant, you're ignorant.

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u/ZubatCountry 26d ago

I would never denigrate women by lumping them in with this monster

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u/Devmoi 26d ago

You know, the thing she pulled out of that was that she was ugly. Of all things. They made fun of how she does her job and they basically said she is a serial puppy killer. They painted her as a complete and utter moron.

Yet, she’s a vain narcissist, so what she pulled out of that is they said she was ugly and made fun of her looks. She probably didn’t even watch it or read about the episode because sh: so stupid.

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u/oksurealright 27d ago

Lmfao 😂

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u/Royal-Employment-925 21d ago

Wait isn't reddit the one that gets all butt hurt when you body shame anybody... oh not people you hate, that tracks.

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u/Aggressive_Act_3098 27d ago

I'll agree with you on the inside part.

Boo me all you like regarding my opinion on the outside.

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u/Dutch_SquishyCat 27d ago

Wank away bro.

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u/AKBx007 27d ago

Some gooners are truly too far gone like in that dude’s case

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u/Donkey-Hodey 27d ago

Sure…

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u/HECK_YEA_ 27d ago

I just never understand these already attractive women that choose to botoxify their faces instead of aging into the sexy cougars they are meant to become. Don’t lie, the women on the left would be absolutely smoking had she aged naturally, let’s not talk about the monstrosity on the right. What’s crazy is noems isn’t even reaching the worst levels. Have yall ever seen a candid photo of Jeff Bezos wife? She straight up looks more like the Caitlyn Jenner South Park depiction than Caitlyn Jenner does lmfao.

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u/Vlyde 27d ago

It's a disease. They see 1 imperfection and go to "correct" it. Then they see another. Then another.. and another. It's a delusion of them chasing a youthful look with tight skin instead of their bags and wrinkles. Then they just look like these inflated sausages.

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u/Brook420 27d ago

Yea, I dont blame them for this specifically.

The blame falls on the plastic surgeons who take advantage of people and the ridiculous beauty standards put out there by media and advertising.

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u/Neekoy 27d ago

Sorry to burst your bubble, but in the left she’s already had surgery. Nobody has those huge ass cheekbones. Ugly surgery, but surgery nonetheless.

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u/flying-sheep 27d ago

She still looks more normal than in the right.

I don't think anyone is saying that it's impossible for playoff surgery to have subtle, good-looking results. I think everyone here just agrees that the mar-a-lago face they're going for is hideous.

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u/MoneyUse4152 27d ago

She looks like a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race 😭 I respect the queens, it takes so much skill to do the kinds of transformations they do, but Noem, why? She's not even on the theatre circuit.

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u/Donkey-Hodey 27d ago

It’s been said that DC is just Hollywood for ugly people.

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u/MoneyUse4152 27d ago

I guess the beautiful-making surgeons work in LA, the subtle ones work on millionaires in New York, while the ones in Washington DC turn people into walking and talking uncanny valleys.

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u/Inner-Accident 27d ago

Such a weird hill to die on

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u/snoopnoodles87 27d ago

Dear god find better taste in women

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u/OiMasaru 27d ago

dude she looked like a rejected barbie who should racial slurs and kills dogs

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u/Other_Beat8859 27d ago

Brother what about her is attractive?

She looks like a skin walker with her plastic surgery

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u/Comprehensive-Buy-47 27d ago

God look at her NECK!!! It looks like she has a rash or something!

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u/_rebl 27d ago

I'm not sure anybody needed to read your opinion on that. But you do you man

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u/Dusty_Negatives 27d ago

If your into that maralago look then sure. Her entire face is so filled with chemicals she looks like a blow up doll.

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u/Syncopia 27d ago

This ain't attractive bro

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u/Freebird_1957 27d ago

Nothing is off limits when you’re a fucking murderer and dog killer.

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u/Brook420 27d ago

Nothing is off limits in comedy, period. That's Matt and Trey's whole thing.

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u/Freebird_1957 27d ago

The beauty of comedy.

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u/GrammatonCleric11 27d ago

Buckle up, buccaroos!

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u/SometimesIBeWrong 27d ago

if she was a guy with plastic surgery, the joke would be exactly the same haha

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u/AfterbirthSmoothee 27d ago

She chose to look like this. It's not off limits if you went out of your way to do or buy something.

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u/tinyhorsesinmytea 27d ago

Yup. Would be mean to make fun of somebody for looking the way they were born… but she chose facial mutilation. Also chose to shoot a puppy and to make her life’s purpose to be ruining others’ lives. Crocodile tears.

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u/nomorenotifications Southpark Fan 27d ago

Woo woo woo! Not cool, she may have chosen to look like this, but we have to accept her view of beauty.

She is brave and she is beautiful, even when she kills puppies.

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u/Sol-Blackguy 27d ago

"I can forgive being portrayed as a dog murdering psychopath, but I draw the line at being called ugly!"

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u/Ok_Captain3950 Yeah, well, where was I gonna go? Detroit? 27d ago

"You can excuse shooting puppies?"

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u/ChicagoRay312 Southpark Fan 27d ago

Oh hey, look she is being a hypocrite. That almost never happens. /s

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u/Regriz 27d ago

Michael Jackson also identified as a little girl, according to SP lore.

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u/Readman31 27d ago

Nooooo that's ignoraaaant

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u/Ggslm 27d ago

I know you all want to be a little white girl like me SHAMONA

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u/Moonwalk27 27d ago

Mr Jefferson**

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u/Mushroom_hero 27d ago

They're not making fun of how you looked when you were born, they're making fun of all the crap you did to yourself. And for being a racist puppy killing pick me girl

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u/HeatherKellyGreen 27d ago

I’m sorry but plastic surgery is external and she’s a public figure so it’s up for criticism. Not a hater, I’m just saying.

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u/VNProWrestlingfan 27d ago

Why the hell did she have to do so much plastic surgery? She looks facking terrible.

I remember a famous singer in my country who also did plastic surgery, but it was because he felt like he couldn't rise to the top without doing that. He was very upfront about that, so I respect his decision.

But this puppy killing bitch. Nah. No sympathy at all man. In a lot of ways, she deserves this ghoulish look.

They say Nazi prefers aethestic over substance. But the Trump administration's aethestic fucking sucks.

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u/travers329 27d ago

I honestly think there is a serious mental illness associated with this party... Look at Noem, Kim G. that Trump Jr apparently married for 2.5 Scaramucci's, and I forgive every one of you who looks at Laura Loomer before and after 2024, it scares the bejeezus out of me...

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u/Marxus_Aurelius 27d ago

You can’t choose your face but you can choose to slice it up and jam it with fillers

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u/Toxaplume045 27d ago

Especially when it's done for political purposes. Mar-a-Lago face is real where people get this same cookie cutter botch job because it's what Trump personally wants people around him to have. That's been reported forever and was rampant even during his first administration where there were reports of people feeling pressured into it or risk their positions because Trump wanted people to look the way he thinks looks "best" on camera.

People around him were getting it even before he became a politician and pretty much anyone in his orbit, and the frequenters at Mar-a-Lago obviously, all get the same shit to fit in with the club and kiss up to Trump.

I'm all for plastic surgery and self expression but these hacks get shitty plastic surgery to suck Trump's micro dick and it's becoming like a fucking team uniform in conservative circles across the country.

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u/HeatherKellyGreen 27d ago

As opposed to making fun of something genetic or hereditary.

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 27d ago

“A generation of women has chosen to permanently disfigure themselves.”

  • Jamie Lee Curtis

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u/ST_Logan89 27d ago

They didn’t make fun of her for being a woman. They made fun of her for being a psycho dog shooting piece of shit human.

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u/pardyball 27d ago

No Blanket, that’s ignorant

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u/Dunky_Arisen 27d ago

Making fun of women for getting plastic surgery.

Oh, my bad, I had the 'lying through my teeth' filter turned on. Let me fix that.

Making fun of the rich for flaunting their wealth.

There, that's better.

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u/Ozamataz-Buckshank69 I broke the dam 27d ago

If it was a trans person they’d be praising Matt & Trey as heroes

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u/SnobWho 27d ago

They already mocked the infamous right-winged Olympic Zionist formerly known as Bruce Jenner . 

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u/Ozamataz-Buckshank69 I broke the dam 27d ago

But Jenner’s on their side. So they spun it as “South Park hates trans women”

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u/SnobWho 27d ago

Right winged Christian LGBTQ activism makes no sense to me . 

They are slugs for salt .

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u/Ozamataz-Buckshank69 I broke the dam 27d ago

Faces eaten by leopards

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u/69bifrogs 27d ago

so she's mad about how they made her look and not the fact that her character shot several dogs throughout the entire episode???

got it...

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u/mwojo97 Southpark Fan 27d ago

HEE HEE

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/hectorbrydan 27d ago

Whom is woke now?  The fuck your feelings crowd gets triggered so easily. Kristi van eat a bag of dicks, so sorry.

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u/Miss-Tiq 27d ago

Sure, "Kristi Gnome."

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u/DataAdvanced 27d ago

They make fun of everyone. No one is safe.

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u/Tholian_Bed 27d ago

Saying South Park is making fun of her looks is gaslighting.

They're making fun of the fact she's a monster whose face wanted to run away.

Plus, the fascists always do this switcheroo were they say decent people are the racists, body shamers, rapists, and so forth. It is basically the entire Trump concept: Be evil and claim other people are evil.

Wake up and do that every day. You're ready for his team.

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u/Tickedoffllama 27d ago

Yeah. Watch our girl boss gestapo agents strut down to the local home Depot to beat the shit out of a father of 3. #fenimism

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u/EntarteteKitten 27d ago

It’s only sexist if women have to have plastic surgery in order to succeed at ICE. (Sphinx. SPHINX!)

I’m waiting until she can’t stop with the plastic surgery. Until she thinks she has a facial parasite. But I’m only going to make fun of the behavior of the parasite. Because I’m a woman. And I broke the dam.

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u/Kalo-mcuwu 27d ago

Difference is I got a little sad when they did that to mr Johnson

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u/jmulldome 27d ago

Love how the episode shows her face melting on and off, but also shows her brutally shooting a dog every 5-10 seconds.......and the face melting is the part she got appalled by.

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u/Thamnophis660 27d ago

They've been making fun of plastic surgery since season 1. It's practically a recurring trope that if they portray a celebrity that has had obvious plastic surgery, they will appear deformed/falling apart.

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u/Zackman80 27d ago

Sigh. The state of our country is a disaster

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u/MikeDubbz 27d ago

Wait, Michael Jackson wasn't a woman?!

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u/Perfectard 27d ago

How sexist of them to claim an entire surgery for women. So men suddenly don’t get to go get plastic surgery?

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u/VerboCity77 27d ago

South Park made it clear that any celebrity will be ripped on, regardless of what they did in real life.

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u/sfl_jack 27d ago

There should always be someone willing to take a poke at sacred cows, thank you South Park!

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u/Wolfman01a 27d ago

It's funny how this subreddit has a no politics policy when the show is 95% politics now.

ANYWAYS

These people have no business complaining about sexism when they are stripping women's rights and are the party of sexism.

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u/MechanicStriking4666 27d ago

It’s not their fault that the government is run by celebrities now.

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u/dillon_5294 27d ago

I thought they were against gender affirming care...

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u/phillyhandroll 27d ago

It almost feels like that they KNEW she would be fixated more on her appearance than her actually shooting all the dogs 

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u/SnobWho 27d ago

I enjoyed the scene where her face crawled around the dining hall. 

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u/Into_Disaster 27d ago

Her argument is stupid. Lol

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u/Acuallyizadern93 27d ago

Why can’t she just accept how she was born? /s

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u/DrummerBob10 27d ago

She would be upset if she was capable of showing facial expressions

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u/gblansten 27d ago

OK. This made me laugh. Thanks for posting.

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u/Liara-ShepardFan 27d ago

She lack of empathy, lack of subconscious, lack of loving heart, etc.

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u/STierMansierre 27d ago

You'd think Matt and Trey control the weather the way they got these fucking snowflakes showing up in early Fall.

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u/Maniak4126 27d ago

If Michael can take it, so can the dog murderer.

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u/SkabbPirate 27d ago

It's not cool to make fun of how someone naturally looks.... how people actively choose to look though, that is fair game.

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u/Infamous_Mall1798 27d ago

South Park makes fun of everything and that's why it gets a pass it doesn't punch down or up it punches everywhere.

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u/Kalse1229 27d ago

Male individuals who appearances were mocked by South Park include:

-Rob Reiner

-Michael Jackson Jefferson

-Larry King

-Mark Zuckerberg

-Trump during his first term

And that's just who I remember off the top of my head.

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u/BehemothMagenta 27d ago

Getting plastic surgery regardless of gender is already sexist to yourself. Because you clearly don’t like your femininity/masculitnity and how you look like. Fucking hypocrites. They’re their own perpetrators. It’s so fucking hilarious just point and laugh.

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u/DreamertK 27d ago

Kyle and Gerald also had plastic surgery in one episode. Cartman got boobs in a recent season. 

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u/RandyFanny76 27d ago

The way she gets offended about them making fun of her appearance, not even mentioning the shooting dogs nor putting immigrants out of heaven?? As a woman, no it's not sexist 🥰

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u/clothy 27d ago

Even if it is I don’t think Matt and Trey care

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u/GhostShmost 27d ago

Really? That's her problem? Not the puppy killer thing?

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u/Present_Inspector_61 27d ago

She's a gorgeous, highly intelligent and compassionate woman and deserves respect.

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u/buttersbottom_btch 27d ago

I personally say that making fun of looks is ONLY okay when it’s plastic surgery. It’s one thing if it can’t be changed without surgery, but it’s another thing when you PAID to look the way you do. And I say this as a woman who has been made fun of for her appearance

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u/Las-Vegar 26d ago

Show the smallest micro penis is sexist towards men. Poor Trump fella getting his tiny pp exposed like that

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u/Korps_de_Krieg 26d ago

Assuming only women get plastic surgery so commentary on it is against them IS sexist, however.

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u/Sauerkrautkid7 21d ago

Suddenly shes woke

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u/IllHat8961 27d ago

As long as you're admitting that Matt and Trey are literally insulting this woman based on her appearance, rather than trying to twist it into how they are actually fighting against tyranny in their portrayal and how it's actually not bullying at all when they do it. 

Because the virtue signaling surrounding this has become really bad. 

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u/TheChessWar 27d ago

You can't bully someone who shot a puppy for being a puppy. Because they are a bully, insulting a bully is defense.

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u/IllHat8961 27d ago

You can't bully someone who

Ffs enough of this virtue signaling. Christ this is just getting sad. 

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Wrong. She shot the dog because it was killing her farm animals.

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u/TheChessWar 27d ago

Yeah… because it’s a puppy. Puppies do that.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Wrong. Puppies dont just go around killing other animals. Have you ever owned a dog? 😆

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u/TwistedNipplez 27d ago

It was a year old hunting dog and killed a chicken... That's completely her fault and she should've rehomed it with a competent dog owner.

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u/SubordinateTemper 27d ago

Nobody in these threads understands what farm life is like and they’re repulsed by the idea of shooting a dog to put it down… but they’re also completely fine with paying a veterinarian $300+ to put down their pet via lethal injection, because they convince themselves it’s more “humane”.

These idiots would be protesting against farms in America (and most rural folk) if they knew what the world was like outside of their little bubbles.

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u/WiscoHeiser 27d ago

I live in rural farm country buddy. Everyone here knows you don't just shoot a puppy for misbehaving. You euthanize animals when they're sick or badly hurt in some cases, not when they act like puppies.

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u/gigatron40 27d ago

They’re insulting her vapidness and vanity. The fact she got the full IG plastic surgery suite just to fit in with what Donald likes women in his orbit to look like.

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u/IllHat8961 27d ago

If you actually believe that, you need to get off the Internet for a while. It's not healthy for you

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u/gigatron40 27d ago

Lmao yeah okay

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u/IllHat8961 27d ago

Lol how sad

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u/AgHammer 27d ago

It is A OK to bully Kristi Noem. Fuck her decision to mutilate her face for Trump. That's not exactly empowering to women, in fact, it's insulting to women with normal faces.

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u/IllHat8961 27d ago

As long as you admit that they are bullying a woman for her looks for your entertainment you go nuts. All the power to you. 

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u/Ok_Recording_4644 26d ago

Oh they're going after her beliefs and puppy killing too, don't worry.