r/southpark • u/ConfidentReaction3 • 12d ago

Meme/Shitpost Describe a South Park episode badly and I try to guess it

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u/OppositeMassive8023 12d ago

guy has very sensitive nipples and fat kid becomes hitler

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Passion of the Jew

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u/i4got872 12d ago

No! Don’t hurt me! I hope you don’t use those whips on the wall!

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u/Regriz 12d ago

Do they hurt when he twists them?

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u/OppositeMassive8023 12d ago

that's what he wants you to think...

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u/kanon_korv Southpark Fan 12d ago

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u/0_possum 12d ago

Baseball fucking sucks

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u/DJScrubatires 12d ago

I didn't hear no bell

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u/pizzapi-untrue5 12d ago

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA...

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u/JDMGS 12d ago

Bat dad knows no fear, bat dad knows no pain

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u/Top-Distribution733 12d ago

Thought this was America?

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u/Albert_Vanderboom 12d ago

Wait isn’t this America? I’m sorry I thought this was America

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u/smallbrainpleb 12d ago

I’m the best around

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u/Bigfoothunter_8 12d ago

They wanna cut off the firemen 

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Season 2 episode 2 Ike’s Wee Wee

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u/trboi24 12d ago

Or else you get a spankin’!

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u/PolygonalProphet 12d ago

The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye

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u/HopSkipLimp 12d ago

If the veterinarian wasn't shut around the holidays and could administer rabies shots, Stan would've avoided a lot of stress...

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

That’s a tough one…..

Woodland Christmas critters? I doubt that tho

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u/HopSkipLimp 12d ago

Nailed it. 😃

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u/ddy_stop_plz 12d ago

My brain went to fun with weapons but the vet was in fact open for that.

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u/DPPestDarkestDesires 12d ago

He still would have died of AIDS two weeks later.

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u/Morswajnek 12d ago

kids get so bored they power a boat with explosive diarrhea

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u/littlemissdizaster80 12d ago

I should have never gone zip lining.

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u/New_Bag_1695 12d ago

I’m literally watching this episode right now 😂

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u/Bhulmes 12d ago

I could really go for a diet double dew right about now

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u/Thirty2wo Southpark Fan 12d ago

Just a bunch of dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb people. Only one smart smart smart smart smart lady

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

All about Mormons

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u/Thirty2wo Southpark Fan 12d ago

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u/Flat_Solution_4290 12d ago

Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris DUMB DUMB ❤️

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u/satanssecretary 12d ago

I remember listening to a podcast on mormonism a few years ago and realizing how accurate this episode was lmao. they were talking about the gold plates and I was just thinking "dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb..."

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u/3D-Printing 12d ago

Take these fucking golden plates, AWAAAAAAY!!!

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u/Eastprize2 uncle fucka 12d ago

Positive

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Tonsil trouble

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u/Asydisturbed 12d ago

Are you sure?

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u/Thirty2wo Southpark Fan 12d ago

Yes he’s HIV positive

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u/LighttBrite 12d ago

Was the joke I was going to do :(

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u/ozzie99red 12d ago

Free upvote

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u/lucifer-6669 Fuck me Carol McKormick 12d ago

I’m not just sure i’m hiv positive

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

“Oh you boys are like that, huh?”

“NO!”

Lmao

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u/Eastprize2 uncle fucka 12d ago

Correct

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u/TrueAkagami 12d ago

Cartman joins a group that consists of older men. The men were really happy to have him join

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Cartman joins Nambla

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u/CriticalJump 12d ago

North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes

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u/GoldenSnozzberry 12d ago

Hey you guys really do look like Marlon Brando!

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u/Pretty_Ad_8647 12d ago

Butter’s imagination exposes a community member’s dark secret

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Butter’s very own episode?

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u/1ManicPixieNightmare 12d ago

Either that or the one with City Wok vs City Sushi.

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u/HistoryAndScience 12d ago

The funny part is that this can describe more than one episode

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

School children are Gaslit to think they are sexual freaks cause men dont want to take accountability

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Season 14 episode 1 Sexual Healing

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Correct

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u/wrenchy_234 12d ago

pretty specific description 💀

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u/Comfortable-Gap3124 12d ago

Yeah, it's a pretty good description of the episode.

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u/wmcs0880 12d ago

Yeah literally what other episode could it be

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u/travisbcp 12d ago

lol, my first thought was Proper Condom Use… I’m old

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u/MentalMan4877 12d ago

Thank God I’m not the only one

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u/justarussian22 12d ago

A closet in one of the kid's rooms is holding too many people who won't leave.

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Trapped in the closet lmao

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u/Dr_Middlefinger 12d ago

Underpants Gnomes?

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u/Flat_Solution_4290 12d ago

Oh oh oh the one where they treat Stan as the reincarnation of L Ron Hubbard ☝🏼😆

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u/Oh1ordy 12d ago

I dunno this could be the fudge packer trapped in a closet or dead celebrities

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u/Responsible_Fig7005 12d ago

People discovered the secret of reverse digestion

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u/JustStress1724 12d ago

Two small children discover the ancient power of shredding plastic and become famous

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u/1ManicPixieNightmare 12d ago

Guitar Queero

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u/JustStress1724 12d ago

Correct! Well done!

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u/ptcgpDerk 12d ago

Damn, that's a good get. I was lost on this one.

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u/Cinnamon__Sasquatch 12d ago

Chase me, chase me.

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u/JustStress1724 12d ago

Correct 😂😂😂 well done

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u/YoshiMachbike12 12d ago

pretty sure its guitar queer-o

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u/Brouxby 12d ago

Cartman achieves and loses his dream, as Kyle watches from the hospital.

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u/Massive_Cat8260 12d ago

Fat kid becomes a god, yellow people torture butters.

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

The Simpsons already did it

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u/BowserBuddy123 12d ago

That’s one of my favorite episodes for sure. Sea People + Semen = Seaciety

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u/TJBurkeSalad Head of MASA 12d ago

One of the best “bad descriptions” yet.

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u/GuidingKey1234 12d ago

swearing children start a war with farting village people

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Doubling down?

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u/GuidingKey1234 12d ago

Nope. It's the South Park movie haha!

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Hahaha damn I was gonna guess that too

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u/lucifer-6669 Fuck me Carol McKormick 12d ago

Hey buddy that just come classic canadian comedy eh(i’m canadian irl we don’t all say “aboot”)

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u/BrutePainter_57 12d ago

I just read this in Terrance and Philips voices

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u/lucifer-6669 Fuck me Carol McKormick 11d ago

As you should lmao

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u/Alexcox95 12d ago

Cartman gets thrown under the bus

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u/Italyball123 12d ago

Literally

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u/TJBurkeSalad Head of MASA 12d ago

How would you feel if you had to kill your own brother?

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u/ZombieRichardNixonx 12d ago

He's devastated.

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u/youbelieve53 12d ago

Boys regress back to apes because they see a classmate with new atta’s.

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Bebe’s boob’s destroy society

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u/Mesastafolis1 12d ago

Former convict visits home

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Merry Christmas Charles Manson?

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u/Mesastafolis1 12d ago

I made it kind of vague on purpose, I was thinking that one and Preschool as well, so yes!

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u/Antique-Employee-503 12d ago

🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏼🍺🛁💦🏳️‍🌈?

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Two men naked in a hot tub

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u/Pali1119 12d ago

5 feet apart cause they're not gay

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u/CHARLI_SOX 12d ago

Emojis is a fun one.

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u/MCA1910 12d ago

Cartman regrets his decisions

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u/Uter83 12d ago

They said badly not broadly lol

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u/dinglegary_ 12d ago

Yeah so far I got cartmanland, manbearpig, city people, the pandemic special, faith plus one, and breast cancer show ever.

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u/Psycho_Octopus1 Don’t forget to bring a towel. 12d ago

What about la petite Tourette 

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u/ptcgpDerk 12d ago edited 12d ago

I dunno, I feel like it's at least uncommon that he demonstrates legitimate regret. My first thought was "tsst", but I wouldn't be all that surprised to hear of other examples.

Edit: after reading dinglegary_'s response; yep it's fairly common, maybe even approaching once per season or 2 neighbourhood

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u/MrCool1412 12d ago

The time travel episode, in which he didn't want to wait for the new PSP, and froze himself.

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u/TJBurkeSalad Head of MASA 12d ago

TMI

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u/_Luciferhimself_ 12d ago

Cartman tripped and landed on butters in a very provocative manner and keeps trying to deny it

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u/harplaw 12d ago

Cartman Sucks

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u/1ManicPixieNightmare 12d ago

This episode uses a cuss word 162 times

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u/Vyuken 12d ago

I had to lookup the name but knew it.

It hits the fan

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u/Historical-Bug-4784 12d ago

“Say not the word of curse!”

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u/PlaguedArbiter 12d ago

A horse deep throats a wiener

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Scott tenorman must die

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u/Prestigious_King_587 12d ago

Ocean critters (secretly) help everyone dress nicely

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

South Park is gay

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u/Oh1ordy 12d ago

CRAAAAAB PEEEEOPLEEEEE

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u/mczerniewski 12d ago

"It's fun and it's free!"

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u/harplaw 12d ago

Trapped in the Closet

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u/mczerniewski 12d ago

Yes, sir!

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u/Dork_Nowitzki 12d ago edited 12d ago

2 women cant have sex. Unless they do like scissors or something

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u/DonutMaster56 Now that was what I call a sticky situation! 12d ago

You have to be careful with scissors

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u/samuraijc13 12d ago

Butters experiences cultural appropriation

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

The China probrem?

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u/samuraijc13 12d ago

I was thinking of Going Native.

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u/legacyrules 12d ago

A bunch adults dress up and one ends up kidnapping kids until an orange douche bag shows some real power

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u/FatCats2fat 12d ago

Sons a witches

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u/legacyrules 12d ago

That’s the one

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Splatty Tomatoes?

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u/UnkindRavenz 12d ago

Cartman is unable to let others steal his spotlight

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Put it down

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u/UnkindRavenz 12d ago

Good one, I was hoping youd be tricked into thinking it was the charlie Kirk one that just aired

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

There's quite a few episodes that fit

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u/UnkindRavenz 12d ago

Cartmanland... dances with smurfs... The Sissy... The return of the fellowship of the ring to the two towers... yeah youre right

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u/MaddysinLeigh 12d ago

Butters gets injured and Cartman gets naked.

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u/Mintbuddy_Crunch389 12d ago

Good times with weapons?

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u/LowBattle2359 12d ago

The M word

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Wacky molestation adventure?

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u/theeulessbusta 12d ago

Cartman fucks over Butters and makes him do shit

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Hmm the china probrem, super fun time, list never ends lol

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u/Vyuken 12d ago

“Dance without a machine?? Thats stupid”

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u/Regriz 12d ago

You got F’d in the A?

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u/Plaugeboi24 12d ago

Repeated usage of a slur results in violence against a little-person

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u/kenny__mccormickk Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off 12d ago

Stan and Kyle are sad and people keep breaking Cartman’s balls.

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u/DonutMaster56 Now that was what I call a sticky situation! 12d ago

Kenny Dies

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u/Over-Presentation719 12d ago

“Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best! m'kay? He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works, he's gotta clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay, then he walks into the boys' room and sees a big meaty chud starin' him in the face!”

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u/DJScrubatires 12d ago

Cartman tries his hand at being a professional in a sport and causes death, mayhem, and carnage

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u/LappedChips 12d ago

Poor and Stupid?

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u/WappaTheBoppa Big Bad Dawgggg 12d ago

.Aids.

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

Tonsil trouble?

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u/LappedChips 12d ago

Or Jared has Aides

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u/BowserBuddy123 12d ago

I’d think “Jared has Aides.”

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u/Mintbuddy_Crunch389 12d ago

Local child has a crashout after losing a bet over a doppelgänger.

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u/MountainAd3837 12d ago

Annoying creature loved by one.

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u/GalaxyNote3User Islamic South Park Fan (Terrance and Philip) 12d ago

Randy wanted not to say a word but he says it anyway

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u/3D-Printing 12d ago

People who annoy you

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u/kellehertexas 12d ago

Terrance and Philip look for treasure

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u/SpecialSurprise69 Southpark Fan 12d ago

Children try to prank other children by making them poop themselves. It really backfires

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u/harplaw 12d ago

World Wide Recorder Concert?

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u/the_darkishknight 12d ago

“Freeeeeeeeeze!”

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u/harplaw 12d ago

Butter's Bottom Bitch

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u/theMangoJayne 12d ago

Crowd massacred by shoe

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u/PurpDoesPixilart 12d ago

Fat kid wants salvation on his face

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u/evilwatersprite 12d ago

Christian Rock Hard

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u/nightofpain 12d ago

a group of boys go on an absurd adventure that begins and wraps up in 22 minutes 30 seconds

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u/hundredfaye 12d ago

old married couple talks about the times they were just trying to be happy only for someone to try and charge them 50 cents short of $4

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u/Thatguy755 12d ago

I would guess this one, but I’m gonna need about tree fiddy

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u/lucifer-6669 Fuck me Carol McKormick 12d ago

YOU DAMN LOCHENSS MONSTER YOU DONT GET TREE FIDDY

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u/wrenchy_234 12d ago

pretending to have a disability for funsies

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u/DamperBritches 12d ago

Misremembering always ends up sticky

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u/ashk2001 12d ago

Sharon gets her period

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u/DonutMaster56 Now that was what I call a sticky situation! 12d ago

Spookyfish

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

The new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer

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u/Pollastro09 12d ago

Dead kids obviously. How hasn't anyone else figured it out?

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u/stickypooboi 12d ago

I discover my favorite Asian character is in fact not Asian

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u/Famous-Gur878 12d ago

Stan makes a gay little song, and everyone calls it a gay little song

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u/themagicmaen 12d ago

Smug Alert!

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u/Wolfiezzz-onpaws11 KICK THE CARTMAN 12d ago

Kid eats kfc skin and dies yet doesnt

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u/ConfidentReaction3 12d ago

The death of Eric Cartman

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u/Bellowww_ 12d ago

Do you like fish sticks?

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u/Kitchen_Community511 Sheila Broflovski 12d ago edited 12d ago

The kids tell the police that their parents “sexually molestered” them, and the parents end up going to prison while the kids take over the town with no adults in sight

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u/therealstotes 12d ago

The situation was sticky

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u/Skyrave94 12d ago

Can't read i resign.

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u/BigContribution787 12d ago

Man becomes animal through extreme surgery.

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u/Real_chuckles Started watching the dayI was born. (not kidding) 12d ago

Small people live off the hair of children. They then get brutally killed off

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u/Not_really_a_mathguy 12d ago

Pew pew make Sharon upset not cause of woman cycle

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