r/southpark • u/G-Unit11111 • 2d ago

Question What is Randy's most unhinged moment?

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u/frenzy1801 2d ago

Fucking a pangolin while Mickey Mouse watched on

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u/KomodoCityAnomaly 2d ago

After Fucking a Bat, with Mr. Mouse watching

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u/BigGingerYeti I'm a baaaaad man, ya hear me?! 2d ago

After garroting Winnie the Pooh.

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u/frenzy1801 2d ago

It was quite the trip

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u/PolvoAranha 2d ago

In every timeline he fucks that pangolin.

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u/frenzy1801 2d ago

So unhinged it can never be avoided

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u/slayem26 Southpark Fan 2d ago

If Sharon got to know this, she'll be a real bitch about it.

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u/abalboni washignton redskins, go fuck yourself? 2d ago

This is correct.

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u/Alarmed_Drop7162 2d ago

You’re focusing on the wrong thing

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u/PitoChueco 1d ago

Watched it last night for the first time. I just took a huge bite of a dill pickle when that part came on.

I inhaled a chunk because I was laughing uncontrollably. Damn near died.

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u/frenzy1801 1d ago

Good timing :)

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u/Guilty-Bookkeeper512 2d ago

"I'm just gonna get a little cancer"

"Whatta we want, bigger doors, where do we want 'em, weed stores"

"What's ridiculous about it?"

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u/tratemusic 2d ago

🎵 buffalo soldja 🎶

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u/Guilty-Bookkeeper512 2d ago

in the heart of America!

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u/brandimariee6 1d ago

Stolen from Africa!

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u/Guilty-Bookkeeper512 1d ago

Brought into America!

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u/MikeHunt1905 1d ago

"Randy! Your balls!"

"I know, smoking weed right in front of a cop!"

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u/Guilty-Bookkeeper512 1d ago

"No I mean your actual balls!"

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u/Missbedd 2d ago

The whole thing with the "ghost" and "ectoplasm"

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u/No_Chocolate_7692 2d ago

I find it hilarious how for the season 12 dvd that moment was on one of the menus

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u/teabaggedat40 2d ago

Weed and china

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u/silverBruise_32 2d ago

The whole trip to China. All of it

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u/Relevant_Grass9586 2d ago

“Everyone who has a grandma step forward. Uh, not so fast girls” - Randy Marsh

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u/Public-Midnight-9600 1d ago

Genuinely one of the funniest bits in the earlier seasons. The physical comedy in the first handful was so fucking good, too

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u/GoldWoodpecker_97 2d ago

Naggers

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u/danielcs78 2d ago

He said it with so much enthusiasm!

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u/calgeorge 2d ago

For me it's a tie between doing "cock magic" at a kid's birthday party, and microwaving his balls.

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u/WeirdSmiley-TM 2d ago

It's behind your ear! I'm the amazingly Randy!

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u/crying2emoji5 Southpark Fan 2d ago

Yeah the cock magic thing definitely came to mind first

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u/iloveplant420 2d ago

Touching himself under a blanket watching cooking shows with the boys right there makes me the most uncomfortable.

Rubbing his clit is a close second.

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u/silmaril94 2d ago edited 2d ago

When he got obsessed with pushing out the biggest turd the world has ever seen 💩💩💩🚽🚽🚽💩💩💩

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u/Public-Midnight-9600 1d ago

Made this episode purely so they could animate one of the characters shoving an Emmy Award into a giant pile of shit. The spiteful tenacity is respectable

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u/G-Unit11111 1d ago

My favorite was the Phil Collins episode

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u/Caroline4999 2d ago

Pretty normal, actually.

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u/Guckalienblue 2d ago

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u/impy695 2d ago

What is an inkhead and what's the alternative word he said?

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u/Guckalienblue 2d ago

I have no idea I searched NAGGERS 👍

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u/G-Unit11111 1d ago

Someone using this meme to advertise.

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u/Erroneously_Anointed 2d ago

Sharon's face is in the car is every mom in America when you do something stupid, no notes ⭐️

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u/PolvoAranha 2d ago

I didn't hear no bell.

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u/FuzzySlippers44 2d ago

I know it but I don’t think I should say it..

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u/ElectricFuneral94 2d ago

NAGGERS! 😃

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u/Ribelt 2d ago

Cow mayhem or China bender with The Mouse.

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u/Schneefs 2d ago

Pass the dutchie to the left hand side.

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u/BuzzAllWin 2d ago

Lorde lorde lorde

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u/silmaril94 2d ago

Ya ya yah ya ya ya yahhhh

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u/UsedTissuePaper78 2d ago

I am Lorde Yah Yahhh Yahhhhhh.....

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u/Dakotakid02 2d ago

Shooting a person who is asking for change. Like they are turning into a zombie.

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u/Phlyers48 2d ago

Glen, and running that kid over with his car in Sarcastaball. He's a murderer.

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u/ReverseTornado 2d ago

Selling towlie to trump to be his cum rag is pretty fucking unhinged. I thought towlie was kind of randys best friend by that point.

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u/Fifth-Dimension-Chz 2d ago

He was high on ketamine and doesnt remember doing it.

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u/Justin_123456 1d ago

Honestly, not the craziest thing Elon’s done from a K-hole.

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u/Baker-Puzzled 2d ago

This is ectoplasm

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u/Leather-Abalone-6479 2d ago

There was a ghost he came in and slimed me

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u/jeffreycoley 2d ago

I remember you got Kicked Out of college because of cock magic.....

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u/unam76 2d ago

Fucking a pangolin, but also something like taking the world’s biggest poop, or jacking off so hard in a FEMA trailer that he covered the whole thing in spooky exctoplasm.

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u/Key_Permission_3351 2d ago

We missed you Karen. Where have you been?

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u/TopDonut6825 2d ago

Back to the pile!

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u/Due-Leader-1681 2d ago

When he cuts his penis off in front of a bunch of kids as a magic trick and a girl in the audience pulls it out from behind her ear while it flops around

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u/redrumerog 1d ago

Yep cock magic at a children's birthday party

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u/DrummerBob10 2d ago

Randy fighting/getting arrested at every one of Stan’s baseball games

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u/Bit-3928a0v0a 2d ago

Batdad knows no fear! Batdad knows no pain!

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u/Unlost_maniac 2d ago

Another example of seeing posts of episodes I just watched yesterday

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u/Sea-Row926 2d ago

I mean, he started COVID 19.

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u/goalmouthscramble 2d ago

NAGGERS, Pop my Clit.

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u/Nirvana_Fan311 I’M THE FUCKING BAD MAN 2d ago

Ya ya ya I am lorde

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u/WeirdSmiley-TM 2d ago

It's beHIND your EAR! I'm the amazingly Randy!

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u/GreenZebra23 2d ago

Chopping off the hand of the guy he paid to pretend to be Stan from the future

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u/RadioWavesHello 2d ago

Crack witch?

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u/zerocoldx911 2d ago

Killing Winnie pooh

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u/Jobin1985 2d ago

The whole "Not suitable for kids" escapades on his OF. That or Cock Magic

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u/Proper_Caterpillar22 2d ago

Q: been a hot minute but if the left side is “inches” what is the bottom of the graph measuring?

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u/Familiar_Bunch_4485 1d ago

Angle of the shaft or "YAW"

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u/seshtown 2d ago

How about the Christmas Snow plot?

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u/NickyRaZz 2d ago

Fucking a pengolin with Mickey Mouse

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u/Simple-Chemistry9762 2d ago

The episode when the kids were playing baseball all summer and he felt like he needed to get into a fight every game 🥵

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u/Leather-Abalone-6479 2d ago

VOU DAMN MENTEUR!!!

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u/BlondeAgent007 2d ago

I don't know if it would win, but I think the Hare Club for Men deserves an honorable mention.

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u/Ecstatic-Yak-6016 2d ago

I thought this was America

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u/Fb62 2d ago

I remember rewatching this episode years later and realizing why it's called the tmi scale.

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u/HappyMike91 1d ago

“I’m just gonna get a little cancer.”

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u/Emotional-Bench4444 1d ago

Creating a "subtext" play then dressing up as spiderman too stop shelley from making out with life perserver boy who ultimately drowns.

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u/Long_Card_4028 1d ago

Giving himself cancer

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u/thedudeslandlord 1d ago

The Amazingly Randy is up there