r/southpark • u/Deep-Attempt9343 • 18h ago
Question what is the most messed up thing Cartman has done before "Scott tenorman must die"?
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u/Techno-Hyde 18h ago
Digging up Kyle's dead grandmother and coming up with the idea
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u/-WigglyLine- 17h ago
To be fair, they all did that, and as far as I remember it was Stan’s idea
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u/Several-Shirt3524 17h ago
Didnt stan come up with the idea?
Cartman was at home choosing his christmas presents when the other boys came over to his place
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u/Groundbreaking_Pea61 18h ago
Wtf when did he do that?
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u/InsideKaleidoscope30 18h ago
Go back in time and brutally murder a messenger boy while humming "I Don't Wanna Wait" by Paula Cole so he can meet the founding fathers
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u/kenny__mccormickk Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off 17h ago
That was after the chilli but yeah that’s pretty messed up
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u/InsideKaleidoscope30 10h ago
Oh wow you're right! My fault idk why it felt like a season 3/4 type episode
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u/TwilightOfTheMilfs Southpark Fan 17h ago
takin all the food starvin marvin tried to eat.
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u/PolvoAranha 18h ago
His silly hate crime.
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u/Kagevjijon 17h ago
sigh
I'm sorry Mom...
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u/3Din3D 18h ago
Not an answer (sorry) but while we’re talking about the differences between Cartman pre and post Tenorman, I love the idea of Matt and Trey trying to retcon his early stupidity. Kinda hoped in Imaginationland or the video games that they’d have to fight rainbows that crawl inside your ass and bite you. Like he really did know all along that rainbows do that but no one else knew.
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u/RodeyKC 18h ago
He got all those nice NAMBLA folk arrested for following their passion… of molesting young boys
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u/Slick1014 17h ago
He just wanted mature friends 😔
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u/sgtmyers88 17h ago edited 16h ago
Dressed as Hitler on Halloween (granted he then did it again in a later season after Scott but less blatantly)
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u/cinyar 16h ago
...how about dressed as Hitler chanting "Es ist Zeit fur Rache!" (it is time for revenge) and having the crowd chant back "Wir mussen die Juden aurotten!" (we must exterminate the jews) at the Passion of the Christ/Mel Gibson rally he organized?
...and that kids is how I got banned from reddit...
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u/Bl4ke_eDw12 15h ago
Getting over 100 men Drunk off of smoores shmirknofs and leading them to many states causing war crimes
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u/CelticTiger21 17h ago
I’m gonna say when he and the other boys convinced Trent Boyett to set that fire that ultimately scarred Ms. Claridge.
Technically that happened before the Scott Tenorman kerfuffle.
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u/Equal-Taste-5620 17h ago
“Outlander! We have your woman! She still lives, outlander! Outlander, her blood will spill!”
“What the heck does that mean?”
“Shut up, Butters.”
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u/LiverDontGo 18h ago
Got a blowey from Butters but Never returned the favor
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u/New-4-Reddit 17h ago
When was this?
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u/Puffthecarrier1 17h ago
S11E2 Cartman Sucks
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u/New-4-Reddit 17h ago
Great episode, but Cartman puts Butters’ dick in his mouth, and this happened after the Tenorman incident
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u/Groundbreaking_Pea61 18h ago
He molested butters while he was asleep and took pictures of the him doing it and then almost tricked butters into blowing him while blindfolded
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u/unnamed_elder_entity 12h ago
Maybe the mods can just add one more specific rule to stop this exact same question from being posted every week if they're not going to R3 it?
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u/CarefulBathroom5689 3h ago
I was watching Fat butt and Pancake head today, and realized fully, Dude, Cartman literally gives Ben Affleck a hand job in Ben's car and then jacks him off multiple other times in the episode. That's up there lol.
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u/givemeyourthots 18h ago
Eating all the chicken skin
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u/MewtwoStruckBack 13h ago
In addition to being after that episode, that was entirely justified, I’d do the same thing
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u/HistoricalLocation96 17h ago
The one when The Passion of the Christ came out and he almost succeeded in starting a second Holocaust.
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u/-FalseProfessor- 9h ago
Word war Zimmerman he crashes multiple planes, killing hundreds of people. Then he shot Tolkien.
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u/QED1920 18h ago
Got the whole town accused of molestation and imprisoned and indirectly caused the death of multiple children by doing it.