r/southpark 18h ago

Question what is the most messed up thing Cartman has done before "Scott tenorman must die"?

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u/QED1920 18h ago

Got the whole town accused of molestation and imprisoned and indirectly caused the death of multiple children by doing it.

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u/RobertC_98 18h ago

My parents molestered me!

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u/QED1920 18h ago

Bad touch

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u/dashood 18h ago

What's "bad touch"?

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u/ilt_ 18h ago

I don’t know, something about a swimsuit…

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/Techno-Hyde 18h ago

Digging up Kyle's dead grandmother and coming up with the idea

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u/dashood 18h ago

Rawr! Scary grandma!

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u/Unlikely_One2444 8h ago

Spooky spider?

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u/-WigglyLine- 17h ago

To be fair, they all did that, and as far as I remember it was Stan’s idea

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u/TwilightOfTheMilfs Southpark Fan 16h ago

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u/Several-Shirt3524 17h ago

Didnt stan come up with the idea? 

Cartman was at home choosing his christmas presents when the other boys came over to his place

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u/-WigglyLine- 17h ago

It was Cartman’s idea to put a stick up her butt, but that’s about it

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u/Several-Shirt3524 17h ago

And he also proposed using a plastic spider, thats pretty scary

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u/Groundbreaking_Pea61 18h ago

Wtf when did he do that?

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u/DocMino 18h ago

The Korn episode

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u/Ecstatic-Garden-678 17h ago

Dead Bodies Everywhere!

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u/Bacontoad Oh, I 'member. 🍇 16h ago

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (Season 3, Episode 10)

Clip: https://youtu.be/MOzGrAlrt8E?t=1m5s

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u/mikek505 18h ago

Korn's Halloween episode

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u/vidabear 18h ago

Season 3 Ep 10

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u/fresh_start0 17h ago

That was early on in the show before the flanderization started to set in 🤯

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u/InsideKaleidoscope30 18h ago

Go back in time and brutally murder a messenger boy while humming "I Don't Wanna Wait" by Paula Cole so he can meet the founding fathers

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u/kenny__mccormickk Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off 17h ago

That was after the chilli but yeah that’s pretty messed up

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u/InsideKaleidoscope30 10h ago

Oh wow you're right! My fault idk why it felt like a season 3/4 type episode

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u/TwilightOfTheMilfs Southpark Fan 17h ago

takin all the food starvin marvin tried to eat.

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u/Deep-Attempt9343 17h ago edited 16h ago

NO STARVİN MARVIN! BAD STARVIN MARVIN!!

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u/404Notfound- 9h ago

NO THAT'S KENNYS POT PIE

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u/PolvoAranha 18h ago

His silly hate crime.

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u/Kagevjijon 17h ago

sigh

I'm sorry Mom...

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u/BuffelHenkie 17h ago

Comments you can hear

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u/Cheap-Blackberry-378 15h ago

Don't apologize to me, apologize to token

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u/bigbootyjr22 15h ago

I’m sorry Token.

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u/_captain_tenneal_ 14h ago

Clyde got to be the fatass for one day

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u/3Din3D 18h ago

Not an answer (sorry) but while we’re talking about the differences between Cartman pre and post Tenorman, I love the idea of Matt and Trey trying to retcon his early stupidity. Kinda hoped in Imaginationland or the video games that they’d have to fight rainbows that crawl inside your ass and bite you. Like he really did know all along that rainbows do that but no one else knew.

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u/UrdnotSnarf 18h ago

Hit a monkey and a sloth with a stick.

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u/TuesdayTheGreat01 16h ago

THASSA BAD KITTY!

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u/Joed112784 13h ago

That’s a bad three-toed sloth!

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u/RodeyKC 18h ago

He got all those nice NAMBLA folk arrested for following their passion… of molesting young boys

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u/Slick1014 17h ago

He just wanted mature friends 😔

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u/GOPokemonMaster 17h ago

Sorry he didn’t want to be friends with midgets

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u/NinjoOnline 15h ago

Midgets piss him off

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u/No_Profession1935 17h ago

Hello HungDaddy

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u/HiItsElsie 16h ago

There's nothing wrong with being a Marlon Brando Lookalike!

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u/sgtmyers88 17h ago edited 16h ago

Dressed as Hitler on Halloween (granted he then did it again in a later season after Scott but less blatantly)

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u/cinyar 16h ago

...how about dressed as Hitler chanting "Es ist Zeit fur Rache!" (it is time for revenge) and having the crowd chant back "Wir mussen die Juden aurotten!" (we must exterminate the jews) at the Passion of the Christ/Mel Gibson rally he organized?

...and that kids is how I got banned from reddit...

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u/stegjohn 15h ago

Well he did change to a scary ghost later.

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u/saintsfan92612 14h ago

man, Chef's really scared of ghosts, huh?

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u/Bl4ke_eDw12 15h ago

Getting over 100 men Drunk off of smoores shmirknofs and leading them to many states causing war crimes

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u/CelticTiger21 17h ago

I’m gonna say when he and the other boys convinced Trent Boyett to set that fire that ultimately scarred Ms. Claridge.

Technically that happened before the Scott Tenorman kerfuffle.

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u/hawk135 18h ago

I feel like we discussed this yesterday.

https://www.reddit.com/r/southpark/s/vLqh8C4t6U

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u/QED1920 18h ago

Yeah, but after scott tenerman its a different cartman...

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u/New-4-Reddit 17h ago

People are posting things that happened after though, so unfortunately, it’s basically the same thread

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u/Efficient-Potato10 17h ago

One thing SP and Dragon Ball fans have in common: they can’t read

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u/QED1920 16h ago

Yeah, thats why I posted the worst he did before. Because I CAN read :)

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u/Equal-Taste-5620 17h ago

“Outlander! We have your woman! She still lives, outlander! Outlander, her blood will spill!”

“What the heck does that mean?”

“Shut up, Butters.”

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u/OCDBaphomet 17h ago

Sucky sucky, soldier boy! Five dolla!

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u/LiverDontGo 18h ago

Got a blowey from Butters but Never returned the favor

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u/New-4-Reddit 17h ago

When was this?

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u/Puffthecarrier1 17h ago

S11E2 Cartman Sucks

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u/New-4-Reddit 17h ago

Great episode, but Cartman puts Butters’ dick in his mouth, and this happened after the Tenorman incident

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u/G-Unit11111 16h ago

Practically overturning the Civil War

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u/_captain_tenneal_ 14h ago

When he almost got weaved into a wicker basket by scuttlebutt

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u/Groundbreaking_Pea61 18h ago

He molested butters while he was asleep and took pictures of the him doing it and then almost tricked butters into blowing him while blindfolded

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u/New-4-Reddit 17h ago

That was after

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u/rcw00 17h ago

In this thread: too many examples of why none of us should have been surprised by what Cartman did in Scott Tenorman Must Die

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u/WormieFloating 17h ago

hsuahsauhsua WTH

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u/KHanson25 15h ago

Idk didn’t he dress up as hitler and get the town to repeat Nazi phrases?

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u/Mediocre-Isopod-4938 13h ago

Called Kyle’s mom a big fat bitch.

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u/Deep-Attempt9343 12h ago

But he is right

... 

WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL-

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u/unnamed_elder_entity 12h ago

Maybe the mods can just add one more specific rule to stop this exact same question from being posted every week if they're not going to R3 it?

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u/CaptainCyro 9h ago

Caused Kenny to burn himself to death through a 100$ bet

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u/CarefulBathroom5689 3h ago

I was watching Fat butt and Pancake head today, and realized fully, Dude, Cartman literally gives Ben Affleck a hand job in Ben's car and then jacks him off multiple other times in the episode. That's up there lol.

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u/LividLife5541 52m ago

You mean "correct, legal and justifiable" you mean?

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u/Big_Turnover_9303 16h ago

Posing as a disabled boy to get a win special Olympics...which failed.

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u/givemeyourthots 18h ago

Eating all the chicken skin

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u/Deep-Attempt9343 17h ago

i said before the episode "scott tenorman must die"

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u/givemeyourthots 16h ago

Oh oops. Read it as the most messed up thing besides Scott Tenorman

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u/MewtwoStruckBack 13h ago

In addition to being after that episode, that was entirely justified, I’d do the same thing

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u/HistoricalLocation96 17h ago

The one when The Passion of the Christ came out and he almost succeeded in starting a second Holocaust.

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u/Deep-Attempt9343 17h ago

i said before the episode "scott tenorman must die"

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u/Sassy-irish-lassy 14h ago

I think half of the people here are not capable of reading.

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u/New-4-Reddit 17h ago

That was after

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u/Big_Turnover_9303 16h ago

Derr!! Derr!!

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u/-FalseProfessor- 9h ago

Word war Zimmerman he crashes multiple planes, killing hundreds of people. Then he shot Tolkien.

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u/Chojivt 17h ago

Made kenny cry

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u/Deep-Attempt9343 17h ago

i said before the episode *scott tenorman must die*

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u/XxCJHollowxX 16h ago

When he drank Kenny's ashes thinking it was chocolate milk mix

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u/Deep-Attempt9343 16h ago

That happened after "scott tenorman must die" 

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u/jaylay75 10h ago

He ate all the skin off the KFC.

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u/External_Bandicoot37 17h ago

Put r Kelly in the closet