r/southpark • u/Slow_Rooster2378 • 11h ago

Question Why isn’t James Cameron made to look Canadian? ( he is Canadian ) WRONG ANSWERS ONLY,

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u/gollumaniac 11h ago

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.

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u/IAmLittleBigRon 11h ago

His name is James James Cameron the bravest pioneer

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u/Jacobloveslsd 11h ago edited 11h ago

No budget too steep no sea too deep who’s that!? James Cameron

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u/civil_misanthrope 10h ago

Can you hear the song up there?

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u/TriggaMike403 9h ago

eye roll

Yes James…

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u/Thin-Support2580 11h ago

Is he dead?

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u/iamrancid 11h ago

No

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u/i_luv_pooping 10h ago

Can you guys hear the song up there?

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u/pat34us 11h ago

He said wrong answers only.

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u/mocthezuma 9h ago

Matt Damon

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u/Am_I_Therefore 6h ago

He said “wrong answers only”. Can’t upvote because this is the correct one.

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u/iamblindfornow 9h ago

I was gonna say, he’s clearly Cameronian not Canadian.

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u/OilFearless212 11h ago

James Cameron doesn’t look like James Cameron because of where James Cameron is from. James Cameron looks like James Cameron BECAUSE he is James Cameron

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u/SageMerkabah 11h ago

They raised the bar for him

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u/UrWifesSoftPecker 11h ago

He's actually a Terminator.

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u/SlayTheArtist DE TERK ERR JERBS 11h ago

Because no budget too steep, no sea too deep

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u/Raikerr19 11h ago

He's adopted?

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u/ran_swonsan 11h ago

And THIS is how he finds out?

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u/harrisonlaine 11h ago

It could have been worse...he could have found out Simpsons Shit Post subreddit 

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u/HTBIGW 11h ago

James Cameron isn’t Canadian, he’s James Cameron

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u/RecordWrangler95 9h ago

I’m Canadian but yeah Terminator 2 is the least Canadian shit of all time

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u/MyBurnerAccount1977 7h ago

I was taking film studies at UBC and I was assigned a term paper on a Canadian film director. I somehow managed to get the professor's permission to do a paper on James Cameron, and he said in advance that he wouldn't allow papers on David Cronenberg.

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u/LovedKornWhenIWas16 11h ago

He is the greatest pioneer.

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 10h ago

Bravest

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u/LovedKornWhenIWas16 10h ago

I thought wrong answer only.

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 10h ago

Oh hamburgers

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u/PaintedScottishWoods 9h ago

Oh cheeseburgers

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u/moemegaiota 11h ago

The power of Hollywood?

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u/ijehan1 Having a Pig Heart makes me Sassy 11h ago

Blame Canada.

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u/CarissaSkyWarrior 11h ago

They didn't make Edge Canadian in the pro wrestling episode either.

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u/MinimumJolly7087 11h ago

DEEP DEEP DEEP IN THE OSHEEN

DEEP DEEP DEEP AND IM FEELING SO CHEAP

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u/thevyrd 10h ago

Randy Newman, what the fuck

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u/Super_Interview_2189 9h ago

Ehhh, come one, fight me Cameron

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u/MinimumJolly7087 8h ago

i don’t want you to raise the bar. otherwise no one will hire me.

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u/Sea-Cardiographer 10h ago

Justin Bieber too

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u/Sad-Background-7447 11h ago

He's just that guy buddy

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u/NerdyZombie83 11h ago

Because that's his fully cgi avatar

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u/tylercuddletail 11h ago

Justin Bieber got the same treatment as James Cameron too.

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u/Not_So_Utopian 8h ago

Oh fuck. I forgot about that.

We should make a list of all Canadian celebrities in South Park that don't look Canadian

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u/NotAPimecone Lemmiwinks 10h ago edited 10h ago

He is made to look like a Canadian with a birth defect that makes him look like that.

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u/Anti_rabbit_carrot Southpark Fan 10h ago

James Cameron is not Canadian. James Cameron is simply James Cameron.

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u/LaydeeRaxx Southpark Fan 10h ago

it wears off the longer you stay away

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u/Chewy79 11h ago

He's adopted from an American orphanage. 

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u/HotAd6484 11h ago

Winner!

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u/Frunklin 11h ago

Because James Cameron IS James Cameron.

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u/PBMM2 10h ago

Edge too.

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u/sd_saved_me555 10h ago

He raised the bar on Canadian appearance, obviously.

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u/WildeAboutGrey 11h ago

Too much DNR was added.

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u/BoJackB26354 11h ago

Somebody glued the top and bottom of his head together.

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u/MinimumJolly7087 11h ago

i believe that’s just “ his very own “ beard warmer, but that skull hat looks pretty heavy.

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u/dengar_hennessy 11h ago

Because this wad funnier

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u/spirrexcoinsprocket 11h ago

Really good rhinoplasty. Should’ve sprung for the Hasslehoff, though.

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u/Intelligent-Cut-5041 11h ago

Because he’s the bravest pioneer and raised the bar for Canadian directors

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u/Complex_Ingenuity_26 Relax, guy! 11h ago

He has a Premium Subscription to Paramount+.

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u/Imhazmb 10h ago

In the picture they have a 🇺🇸 on his arm. I’m guessing they don’t know he’s an🥚 head.

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u/DontRunFrom_me 10h ago

Because he’s also part kiwi

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u/Newtype879 10h ago

Do you not see the AMERICAN flag on his sleeve? That ain't no Canadian flag!

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u/Unique-Accountant253 10h ago

His head was once under too much water pressure.

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u/Stillwater215 10h ago

He’s not Canadian; He’s James Cameron!

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u/Flight444 10h ago

He wasn’t working for the CIA while looking for Titanic.

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u/pmbear 10h ago

Chameleon powers

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u/UpstairsLonely5414 10h ago

He's a spy 

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u/Skittleavix 10h ago

The Canadian government has apologized for James Cameron several times. As it has with Bryan Adams. As is tradition.

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u/GansNaval 10h ago

He drinks avatar blood.

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u/JimboKernVeteran Southpark Fan 10h ago

Cuz’ they respect this one Canadian 😆

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u/anotherMichaelDev 10h ago

If your Canadianess is greater than your celebrityness, then you get the Canadian head.

If your celbrityness is greater than your Canadianess, you get a depiction of your real head.

If you're not Canadian or a celebrity then you get a basic head.

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u/Sea_Photograph_3998 10h ago

Still high on PCP from the Titanic incident

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u/youzanaim 10h ago

He's actually Saddam Hussein in costume (and vice versa)

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u/ReptarOfKvatch 10h ago

What a banger of a fucking episode lmaooo like the rest

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u/Important_Ad3726 10h ago

We adopted him

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u/Pretend_Command993 9h ago

Impossible to draw a penis that small...sorry canada

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u/Dumbledave666 9h ago

Hes James Cameron

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u/flavijan 9h ago

Because he's name is james james cameron

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u/Southbird85 Southpark Fan 9h ago

His ego and his own inflated sense of importance makes him American by default.

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u/Daytona_675 9h ago

he's a Canadian citizen but not the Canadian race

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u/TheHoneyBadger11 9h ago

Apparently he loved his South Park portrayal.

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u/Nutlink37 9h ago

He had an Americaplasty done by Dr. Biber.

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u/stuntman262626 Southpark Fan 8h ago

He moved to California, bought a hybrid car, and became smug

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u/Cosmic_Mind89 8h ago

Because he's James Cameron.

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u/cowboycoco1 8h ago

Deep sea pressure fused the upper and lower parts of his head.

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u/Slow_Rooster2378 8h ago

u/cowboycoco1 has the best comment

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u/Because_Jellal 8h ago

He was conceived in New Jersey

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u/JimboFett87 7h ago

Plastic surgery

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u/psychedelicparsley 7h ago

Because he’s now a kiwi

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u/Ok_Woodpecker_1378 6h ago

Cuz he’s James Cameron, friend

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u/toddsully 6h ago

Because he’s not Canadian.

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u/Fan_of_Clio 6h ago

It's part of James Cameron's special effects that James Cameron doesn't look like James Cameron.

That's part of his theatrical genius. /S

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u/august-skies 6h ago

Plastic surgery

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u/Sinaneos 5h ago

Relax, guy! Don't worry aboot it!

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u/OrangesAreWhatever 4h ago

Hollywood money

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u/Narutoblaa Southpark Fan 3h ago

His power of being James Cameron easily overpowered also being Canadian.

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u/PolkaWillNeverDie77 3h ago

Because James Cameron is cool, and Matt & Trey know this.

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u/fowlmanchester 3h ago

Plastic surgery.

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u/absolutely_not_spock 23m ago

A wizard did it

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u/FoodExisting8405 14m ago

He’s only Canadian by birth. Not by blood. Same reason trump and saddam Hussein are portrayed as Canadian.